Choose Your Own RP

[addman]

The premise is simple, continue the story, but at the end of your post, you have to give the next poster a number of options to choose from. It's pretty straight forward. I'll get things going:



Little did anyone know that Cornelius had a half brother named Lawrence. Lawrence was merrily skipping along to the mall one day as he heard his favourite store had got those anti-allergy pants in stock that he'd always wanted. In truth, Lawrence was allergic to just about everything you could be allergic to, dust, nuts, headcrabs, those little bobbly pencil toppers, allergies, you name it, he was allergic to it.

He arrived at the mall and the doors slowly slid open in a much more sinister manner today than usual. He stepped through and realised that the mall was completely plunged into darkness, not a single light was on, and nothing could be heard. The deadly silence creeped him out, but he ventured further inwards until he came to:

A) The shop he was looking for
B) An army of maraudering zombies
C) A mysterious hole in the ground

[Cloud]

C) A mysterious hole in the ground

Lawrence had almost slipped into it since it was pitch black but his other senses warned him of this danger. It was odd that, if he was Cornelius, he would have plunged to his death. The gods seemed to smile upon him and curse his half brother, he had pondered upon this many times wondering why this happened. Maybe it was to live out this day, he sensed something wonderous was going to happen soon, he felt it in his very bones. Suddenly something brushed past his left hand, he quickly pulled it back in shock. Sweat dripped from his brow as he turned around to see what it was. Pitch black, he couldn't see a thing, it was useless.

Suddenly the lights switched on, Lawrence was blinded, his head swam at its intensity. The room was filled with shops selling various wares on either side of the building, they were empty apart from the owner either huddled in a corner or crouched behind the counter. Whatever, or whoever, had turned off the lights had these people scared. A lone figure was standing at the opposite side of the hole, it was...

A) Cornelius
B) Cornelius in drag
C) Fade
D) Tiny Tim on a rampage

[Panther385]

C) Fade

Lawrence bowed politely to her and smiled. "Hi miss, do you know what just happened with the lights?"

"..."

"Um, hello?" He asked, not taking much note to the fact that FAde was slipping her hand behind her to grab a few daggers. When she whipped them out to stab Cornelius' half brother...

A) A squirrel attacks her!
B) A torrent of baboons rush past.
C) She accidently pulls out a bottle of cheez-wiz.
D) Lawrence is magically warped away in a puff of pink smoke.

[alakin1]

B)A torrent of baboons rushed past.

Due to his allergy to baboon hair, Lawrence sneezed, however since he was also allergic to sneezing, he sneezed even stronger, and stronger, and stronger, until he sneezed so hard, he flew into the wall behind him. He hit the wall, fell down, and sniffled patheticly. Muttering (non-rude) curses about allergies and torrents of baboons, Lawrence got up, turned around to leave this cursed mall, and fell nose to nose with...

A)Fade.
B)An angry policeman.
C)An old lady possesed by an evil demon.
D)A gigantic gerbil that had escaped from the bank.

[Jent]

D)A gigantic gerbil that had escaped from the bank.

Lawrence's allergies to gerbils was much worse than baboon hair, but not as bad as sneezing. He bloats up, purple pimples scattered across his trembling. In the matter of nano-seconds, he grew twice the of the gerbil. The frighted hamster dashes back to the bank and damages several wall. While Lawrence shrinks back to normal size, a banker rushes out of the damaged bank. Giving Lawrence 10,000 yen as reward money. The banker ripes off his skin, revealing....

A) starving Venom Blade
B) Spam bot
C) Mutant chicken/human hybrid
D) A man with no skin

[Cloud]

B) Spam Bot

The spam bot proceeded to graffiti the walls with such nonsense as 'Robot Bankers pwn', others offered services for the not so well endowed males. One of the so called pieces of 'art' even stated that it would 'Dress as celebrity for oil change, no limitations'. Whatever the no limitations meant was anyones guess but Lawrence guessed it was sexual in nature, the star next to the sentence with small print underneath probably would have revealed this but he daren't look any closer. At this point Fade had caught up with him, she never spoke which indicated that she too was a spam bot. Lawrence...

A) Ripped off Fade's face to reveal a metallic framework underneath.
B) Ran out of the mall, hoping to evade the calamity he had walked into.
C) Pushed Fade over and ran back to the hole.
D) Opened the door to his right, hoping it was a door to safety.
E) Opened the door to his left, hoping it was a door to sanity.

[Jent]

D)Opened the door to his right, hoping it was a door to safety.

*Lawrence dived to the right door, hoping to for safety. Inside it was a enormous blank white room with no spam bots in sight. Sitting Indian style on the floor, he tries to nap but something shook the ground. A gaping hole opened wide in the center of the room. Coming from it was a giant, fire breathing dragon. Looking at Lawrence hungrily, she grabs Lawrence and stuffs him in her mouth....

A)Call a random EC member on his weak cell phone
B)Go down in the stomach
C)Call a random Guardian member on his weak cell phone
D)Throw the yen in the stomach
E)Tickle the tongue

[GBE]

E) Tickle the tongue

Oddly enough, the dragon had an overl sensitive tongue that caused it to spew out Lawrence onto the floor. Covered in partially digeted meat, Lawrence stares at the dragon in disbelief. However, some how, he'd lost his phone inside of the dragon, and it had also somehow sent an emergency messge to both the EC and The Guardians. Standing up he pats himself down, and panics.
The dragon drops back into the hole, and races off...

A) Lawrence chses after the dragon, whilst the EC and Gaurdians destory the mall.
B) A herd of dragons pile out of the hole, forcing the EC and the Guardians to work together.
C) Lawrence collapses and goes into a coma, whilst the EC and Guardians fight over the rights to him.
D) Lawrence has to fend himself off from both the EC and Guardians.
E) Lawrence goes home and has a meal with mother.... ?

[addman]

E) Lawrence goes home and has a meal with mother....

Despite facing down a raging dragon, and the many other mysteries surrounding this shopping mall, Lawrence decided he would call it a day. Patting his rumbling stomach, he decided it was time to go to his parent's house for tea, and left the mall just as the EC and the Guardians charged in and started ripping each other to shreds.

After a brief walk in which a hotdog stand made him sneeze violently and a small child made his forearms swell up like Popeye's, Lawrence arrives at the house and opens the door.

His mother is already in the dining room dishing up dinner as though she had already sensed his arrival. Lawrence sits down at the table ready to be served his food, when he is shocked to discover that she has made:

A) Pork Pie
B) Pork Pie Pie
C) Bleach Pie
D) Baby Panda Pie
E) Lawrence's Dad Pie
F) Pot Noodle

[Cloud]

F) Pot Noodle

"What is this?", Lawrence queried.
"This is the Pot Noodle, next door bought 20 of them for £1. How could I pass that up?"
"I have yet to see an edible Pot Noodle, now bring me my pie!"
His mother clipped Lawrence round the ear and said, "Don't talk like that, I thought we had raised you better"
"Sorry mother, it's been one of those days"
Lawrence then began to tell his mother about the events that transpired, all he wanted was a new pair of jeans to look good in front of his new woman, Meryl. After the story was over...

A) His mother placed a hot steaming pie in front of Lawrence to make him feel better.
B) Lawrence ran out of the house screaming for seemingly no reason.
C) Cornelius walked in sporting a new suit.
D) Lawrence's father entered carrying a dead deer on his back.
E) People in black uniforms stormed the house, killed his mother and eyed Lawrence suspiciously.
F) The men in white coats stormed the house and told Lawrence he was hallucinating.
G) The EC and Guardians stormed the house and proceeded to pull Lawrence, the EC pulling his left arm, the Guardians pulling his right.
H) Lawrence's woman, Meryl appeared.

[LordPsycho]

C) Cornelius walked in sporting a new suit.

Just then Cornelius walks in, fresh from the Mall, sporting a new suit, the feature of which was the very pants Lawrence had sought after that morning.

"Guess what, Ma? My "bosses" got a call from some random guy and we got to storm a mall, and while I was there I found these sporty new pants! Oh Hi Lawr-AHHHHHHHHHH"

Cornelius didn't get to finish his greeting. It turns out that the thing Lawrence was most allergic too is Cornelius himself, and with a mighty sneeze, Lawrence sent Cornelius

A) into the Corrupted Cave
B) into the Citadel (Guardian's Hideout)
C) to the wall, where he is impaled by some deer antlers hanging on said wall
D) To the Catacombs (the Fellbeast lair)
E) into Cornelius's father and Lawrences Step father, who share's Cornelius "unusual" condition
F) Straight into DP
G) over the rainbow...

[addman]

((Haha, awesome there Cloud and DP))

G) over the rainbow...

With an almighty sneeze, Lawrence blew Cornelius out of an open window and over the horizon towards a rainbow in the distance. The family immediately began to freak out, shouting at Lawrence for doing such a terrible thing to his brother.

"How could you Lawrence? You could've killed your brother!"
"I didn't mean to ma, besides he dies every day..."
"You're going to go and check he's safe!"
"...Fine, maybe I can get those pants off him"

And with that, Lawrence sets off towards the rainbow in the distance. It takes him 14 hours of walking but he finally reaches the end of the rainbow. Mopping his brow, he sits down exhausted, only to notice:

A) A crock of gold
B) A crock of mould
C) A multicoloured troll who guards the rainbow
D) A toll booth

[alakin1]

D)A toll booth.

The disgruntled toll booth person (who happened to be a eight foot high Gnome) looked up from a pile of manga he was reading,
"You a Leprechaun?" he asked pointing at Lawrence accusingly for no evident reason. Confused, Lawrence replied,
"No. Why?" the toll booth manager ignored his question and droned, in a evil and boring voice,
"Then, under the Rainbow declaration in the year 12345 of our Ladies, section A, paragraph 285474395678, sub-paragraph 314809723095872340, clause 2359823058, sub-clause 43945023324987233498, I must ask you to pay the toll booth manager (i.e. me) 3848 tons of pure, solid gold or arrest you." Lawrence gasped,
"Using complicated and long words against me! How devilish!" the Gnome grinned cruelly,
"I know, I know, I'm just so cruel." he reached under the counter and pulled out a gigantic rubber sword,
"If ya can't pay, then I must arrest you, and in Gnomish that means kill." The gnome raised the sword but...

A)Was struck by random lightning.
B)Was distracted by a army of Leprechauns
C)Fell through a hole in the toll booth.
D)Decided to ignore Lawrence and read his manga.

[MDude]

A)Was struck by random lightning

Lawerence cowered under the almighty power of the ruber sword, waiting to take his last breath, when suddenly there was a bright flash and loud crack, knocking Lawrence backwards. At first, lawrence wasn't sure what happened, but when he opened his eyes, he saw the gnome lying on the ground, chared and in the exact same position he was before he was struck. He may not be a leprechaun, thought Lawrence, but he certainly was lucky to be spared from a rubber sword beating. He then started to make his wat up the rainbow, but unfortunatly:

A) Touching the rainbow caused his allergies to act up.
B) The gnome got up, more powerfull than ever for some odd reason.
C) A flying tiger shark approched.
D) The gnome was actualy Cornelius in disguise, playing a prank on him.

[Jent]

A flying tiger shark approached

*A large tiger shark that somehow flies up to Lawerence. With a arm hanging from his teeth.*

Lawerence: Is that Cornelius's arm?
Flying Tiger Shark: .......
Lawerence: Well.
FTS: Yes, do you got a problem with that?
Lawerence: Did you rip his pants?
FTS: No, he did. He used them as a weapon against me. I was just flying around and he attacked me, then I ate him.
Lawerence: Crap Wha, what's that huge dust storm?
FTS: A bunch of EC grunts saying I can't eat and or kill any Cornelius clones I see. So I ate him with my eyes closed. Right now they are pretty ticked off.

A)Lawerence leaves the Flying Tiger Shark to death and walks back home for pie.
B)Lawerence jumps onto of the Shark and they fly away from the EC
C)Cornelius is somehow is repaired and saves the other two's skins
D)The two jump into a wishing well
E)Call a random non EC character by shouting for help