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 Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject: QotY 06 Nominations! |
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Simply put, let's hear some nominations. You can quote anything from past year, from any forum, so long as it doesn't violate Blackstar's rules and it was written by a user who's also on Blackstar. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go hire the catering. I have a feeling Slugfoot's world-shattering 'Slime ala de Wall' won't be very popular among those who don't literally have iron stomachs.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:19 am Post subject: |
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OK, first off I'd like to nominate the quote in my signature.
| Fort wrote: |
Addman: Anyway, how may I help you ma'am? May I say your makeup plastered face is extra lovely today.
Customer: This man won't serve me a Rainbow!
Addman: Well Ma'am, the problem with that is, is that Rainbows are non-existant ray of white light, that have shot through our atmosphere and have refracted, editing each individual strand-
Customer: I mean Rainbow Ice-cream.
Addman: WHY FORT?! WHY?! |
I'll find some more once I've had the chance to search around for some suitable quotes.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:36 am Post subject: |
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Fort: The kids on fire!
Addman: What's going on?
*Melody turns around to Fort and Addman, her eyes were alight with the fires of hades, burning brightly in her relentless gazes. Giving them both a sinister smirk, she raised her hands to her sides and commanded the flames to circle her body, as though she were in full control of the burning element which engulfed her. Turning back to the bear, she simply held out her hand and the bear caught alight in an instant*
Fort: Why didn't she do that earlier? She must have Jebus powers afterall.
Addman: Don't let her burn the money!
*A fireball is sent towards the money*
Addman: MY MONEY!
Fort: NOOOOOOOO! |
In response to Raven's drinking limit:
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Careful, at that rate it'll be 'GO LOW BLOOD PRESSURE'  . |
I'm gonna get as many awesome quotes as I can by digging down deep into the bowels of the Dojo, these were humorus ones that were quite recent. 
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:22 am Post subject: |
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Alright, here's a couple from previous QOTM events:
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3kul: 3kul: Fellow villagers, since we all face imminent and immediate doom, it's time we levelled with you. See, we haven't been entirely truthful in the way we've ruled over you and-
MfS: It was I who tainted our water supply with dangerously high amounts of pepper, not the rare endandered pepperfish!
3kul: Actually, that's not what I-
MfW: It was I who was secretly eating your children whilst you were wondering about the safety of the peppered water!
3kul: That's a little disgusting, considering that we didn't bathe because of that, but-
Douglas: It was I who-
3kul: Enough! Yes, those are all bad things that you did whilst we were in power, but we haven't gotten to my secret yet.
Random Villager #1: For the love of god, what is it?
Random Villager #2: Did you rob us whilst we slept?
Random Villager #3: Install cameras in our houses?
3kul: No no no, nothing that invasive to one's privacy. I secretly implanted microchips into you back when we decided that pinecones would be our currency. See, I just put the tiny chip on the edge of a pinecone, and it goes through your hand-
Random Villager #1: For the love of god, what do the chips do?
3kul: They turn you into cyborgs when I push this button.
Random Villager #3: But... Why?
3kul: To be honest, there's really only one reason - because I thought it would be cool. *presses button*
*five minutes later*
3kul: ... Why isn't anything happening?
Villagers: Because we already are cyborgs!
Douglas: Surprised
MfS: Surprised
MfW: Surprised *chokes up a metal baby*
3kul: Very Happy... I mean, Surprised
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| Net: Oh god, it's the Cold War all over again! But worse: With robots... |
I'm going to have a dig around in other threads later. For all those who are finding this daunting, look specifically in the threads with the amusing posts, such as What Are Gerbils, The Sidenote Game, The Inconvenience Store, or The Wall.
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Seph in response to Killer being scared of me (I dragged a person away into a closet of DOOM):
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Well then thank god you arnt in the EC...
*Shivers..*
Panther: SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT
Seph: ARGH!
Raven & Panther: SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT
Seph: ARGH.
Raven & Net & Panther: SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT
Seph: Yeah... not so scary any more guys...
Raven & Net & Fort & Panther: RAPE RAPE RAPE!
Seph: *Flee.*
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This is on the Gameware Forums, of course.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:14 am Post subject: |
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What ever happened to the one liners?
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:40 am Post subject: |
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| Goron40 wrote: |
| What ever happened to the one liners? |
I nominate this...why, because I'm also a dojodian and can.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:19 am Post subject: |
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 No ye can't! It's from 2007.
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damnit, you have a point.
I should really talk to whoever runs this place about their "rules"...
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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Your right DP! Viva la' revoloution!
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 Anyone want to plan a revolution in the 2007 version of this post?
DOWN WITH THE ADMIN OF THIS SITE! UP WITH THE EC! BWAHAHAHAHA.
Chicken is good. That is all.
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damnit, you have a point.
I should really talk to whoever runs this place about their "rules"... |
If only I could nominate this one...
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You can.. for next year.
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Do we have enough quotes to start voting?
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((Hahaha, this is class))
As Addman approached the wall, he was greeted by an old man who began waving his arms and beard.
"Hmm this is obviously the pensioner's mating dance" He said to himself "Perhaps I should leave".
Addman turned around and started to walk the other way, only to hear someone call his name. As he turned towards the wall again, he got a face full of old man as the pensioner was flung from the wall. Addman rolled around on the floor, trying to push the grey haired attacker off, only to become slightly entangled in his beard.
"ARGH! It's trying to eat me! Now I know how all those cookies felt!"
Thinking quickly before the chin hair engulfed him whole, Addman pulled out his trusty Scimitar and began to hack away at the hair surrounding him. Before long, the old man's beard was gone, and he had a rather trendy haircut.
Old Man: Wow, I feel much younger and lighter, thanks.
Addman: Phew, safe at last. Hey, you've got red on you!
Old Man: Where are my arms?
Addman: Over there, on the floor.
Old Man: YOU'VE HACKED MY ARMS OFF!
Addman: Hey, if you weren't diving on people and trying suck out their nutrients through your parasitic beard, this wouldn't have happened!
Before long, the old man had keeled over in a mixture of shock and blood loss. Addman turned around to see Panther and the Headmaster on top of the wall. He would have turned around and escaped, but since Panther had seen him, he knew he'd lost his chance to take Fort's place for sure.
"Oh Fort, erm....thank goodness your safe, I've looked everywhere for you!" |
From the begining of "The Wall".
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