A Dojodian Christmas

LordPsycho · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:24 am Post subject:

Alrighty theeen!

*DP-Santa mounts his sleigh*

ON Goron ON Embri
....ON Goron and Embri!
On Goron ON embri!
Oh just go now!

Netdroid9 · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:28 am Post subject:

There should be huge explosions, fires, and other such devastation in the background thanks to the EC's on-going fight with that horrible fire-breathing chimeric beast known only as St. Nicholas.

Goron40 · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:10 am Post subject:

"Oh let me do it then."

"Now Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now, dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

*Takes off, dragging to sled behind him*

"Damn, this thing is heavy!"

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

"... Goron, the brakes are on." Embri gestures towards the flashing "BRAKE" light on the Warp Sled console. With a sigh the winged unicorn takes her place next to Goron.

"Erm... forgive me, but how exactly is Goron going to fly? And I'm a horse, not a Reindeer. If you had wanted a reindeer, you should have gotten Fort to pull your sleigh!"

Kat_05 · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:09 am Post subject:

*prances in with antlers*

"No coal this year! W00t! Look at this awsome hat I got!"

*sees the sled and backs away slowly*

Coolpikaaa · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:25 am Post subject:

yay more verses!

Dashing through the purple snow
On a one-Embri open sleigh,
Over the EC members we go,
Spamming all the way;
Pokeballs on bob-cat ring,
Making elemental spirits bright,
What fun it is to fly and dance
A sleighing song tonight.

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one Embri open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one Embri open sleigh

A few hours or so ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Mr. Psycho Dark
Was seated by my side
The Goron was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

-coolpikaaa

Cloud · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:38 am Post subject:

Reindeers are old news. Feel the wrath of my dragon powered sled. Very Happy

*A dragon soars from the heavens, sled in tow, trying to land while causing as little damage as possible.*

Don't worry about the damage, just land as quick as possible!

*As soon as this is said the dragon plummets to the ground causing chaos throughout the pyschotopian village. Coming to a standstill next to DP and his sled Cloud looks behind him.*

Oh, I'm sorry for the mess. If you want you can borrow the dragon to pull your sleigh, it would be very convenient.

Goron40 · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:44 pm Post subject:

"Beats me, this wasn't my idea."

Raven · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:44 pm Post subject:

((Hmmm, what would Raven be doing on Christmas I wonder? No doubt she wouldn't approve of it!))

Raven sat in her room, grumbling about how she was forced to wear the special Christmas dress. Her cold eyes swept over it once again, trailing down from the red material to the white fluff that had been attached. With a sigh, she pushed herself of her bed and went to the window and looked out upon Psychotopia. She did not like what she saw.

In the city she had seen people smiling, and black ash falling onto the streets. Everyone was full of cheer, and excitement. With a smirk, her wings burst out of her back, ripping the dress and staining it in blood. She leaped and smashed thought the window as she took flight towards the city.

She arrived shortly, noting the dragon and hissing as the ash dirtied her face and clothes - although she noted it turned her clothes black which was a slight improvement. The hat she had been made wear, with another fluffy bobble on the top was stopping the ash from marking her face, so she pulled it down further which made it cast a shadow over her red eyes.

She looked around, glaring at everything before tiring of it and going over to a wall of a nearby building - one that hadn't yet collapsed - and simply leaned against it observing the scene with distaste and spite.

(( Merry Xmas everyone! ^.^ Hope you're all having fun! ))

Goron40 · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:39 pm Post subject:

A burst of flame illuminated the night sky, and another great beast glided forth from the black star that is this realm's entrance, wings extended. It circled above Psychotopia before descending on the city and landing in the clearing made by Cloud's dragon.

~Another dragon... and it has degraded itself to pulling a sled.~

From the sleigh's reigns Goron called to the beasts, "Stupid animals! You just cost thousands in damage with your stupid little show!"

The dragon's eye's flickered and it locked it's gaze onto the clone.

~Maggot.~ Guthux the dragon thought, snorting jets of flame from his nostrils and giving Goron a steely glance. He took his eyes off the man for a moment and folded his wings onto his sides.

"Where am I?" his mindspeak resonated to all who were of intelligence enough to understand.

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

~Psychotopia, the God of Insanity's Realm. Mind your manners, or be turned into a lizard Great Wyrm.~ Embri's mind-voice was cautionary with a hint of respect. It wasn't a good idea to offend a dragon however minor it may be.

The mare tossed her head, harness jingling merrily.

Goron40 · Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:22 pm Post subject:

"Thank you kindly, I will keep it in mind," Guthux replied, "Is that him in the sleigh there? He seems to fit the bill."

Cloud · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:22 am Post subject:

*Cloud's dragon spoke with disgust, she wasn't impressed with anything let alone a male dragon's attempts at insult.*

~I will have you know that this here demon in the sled saved me from captivation so I owe him a debt. That is the only reason I don't eat him where he stands.~

*Without a second thought her attention fixed upon Goron, the buffoon who had the cheek to insult not one, but two dragons. Cloud knew what was about to happen, which made him tighten his grip on the reigns. In a second, he thought, this dragon will no doubt do one of two things, either spray the clone with flames or eat him alive. What didn't enter the equation was the dragon could have done both without even battering an eyelid.*

Goron40 · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:47 pm Post subject:

((Sorry guys, that insult was supposed to be a thought, not mind speech. I've been using thoughts as "~" and speech as ' " '. Should I be doing something else?))

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:47 pm Post subject:

"Tommorow I will murder somebody, I swear I will."

Lexi growled as she felt the reins snap across her and she began pulling, muttering curses and swearing while she dragged.

"Yeah, make the teenager who looks like a dammed reindeer pull the stupid sleigh..."

She snarled. The tattered remains of a brown santa-hat was hung over one antler.