Twas the Night before X-mas...

Leporidae · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:07 pm Post subject:

Leporidae went inside of the cave after looking out into the landscaping, watching if any more guardians will make a frontal attack. Apparently not, so she went inside.

In there, she walked through the doorways and rooms of the cave till she reached the lounge. She sat down on one of the broken-down chairs, trying to ignore the stench of goodness in the room. She letted down her shield when one of the comments offended her. After Pan said the words "Get out before I gut ye like a damn rabbit!" Lep turned around and looked at her, a bit annoyed. "I beg your pardon?" However, the Santa and Oliver Twist cosplays annoyed her just as much and she wanted them out of the room. She walked up to Goron and the orphans, making little 'go-away-before-I-slap-you-silly' signs with her paws. "Shoo! Shoo! Shoo you
little fiendish pests!"

Panther385 · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:38 pm Post subject:

Panther slapped her forehead and dragged it down her face.

"No, not you. The cutesy little bastards over here." She pointed a sword arm at the Guardians, acting in an audible huff. Today was just not her day...

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((I can't tell what you said in your post, Gabriel, so I'm going to ignore it. Try to make things readable, okay? ))

"Aye, we do."

Kiba pointed towards the EC's mascot sitting next to him.

~Got our escape route set?~ He said in mindspeak, as he was now driving away. If all goes right, I should be able to drive out the door without interferance...

GBE · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:01 pm Post subject:

For some reason, the timing of Goron's death had somehow lasted much longer than obvious. Drone had also recieved the images of Cornelius being stuffed onto a jeep of some sort and being driven away. A kidnapping of their mascot would most certainly not do! This is why two swarms had been instructed to hunt down and kill Cornelius and his new 'friends'.

One of the swarms already out and about in blackstar, was flying in from the front of the Guardians, some of them armed with rocks and boulders. Some of the humanoid wasps had pushed a few very large boulders into the road, in an attempt to force the Guardians to a halt.

The second swarm is flying in from behind the Guardians, in an attempt to catch up and ambush them from behind in conjuction with the frontal attack.

Once they'd been sorted out, the awful singing, followed by the constant screams of torture was severely beginning to anger her and the rest of the hive. Some wasps were dispatched to switch of the screams of torture, if it didn't stop soon, several members of the EC were going to find out how upset several billion wasps could become.

Another group was dispatched to deal with the orphans and Santa? A few small wasps landed on Goron's back, and began to climb into his suit, a few trying to sting him in the behind. Several wasps begin to buzz angrily at the orphans stinging them and trying to drive them away...
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Meanwhile, Jho'Lhak was monitoring things. He was outside the cave, listening to all comm chatter between the Guardians, and making sure the Guardians outside the cave were not in any immediate danger. He still found himself laughing at Goron's costume, even more so once someone had informed him as to who Santa was...

Goron40 · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:15 pm Post subject:

"Do you have insects in here commonly? They really are quite a nuisance!" Goron said, swatting some of the bugs off, "Not to worry though! I have many gifts to give, and I will gladly spare some of the insect repellent I have here in my bag, for Christmas is a time of giving!"

The Orphans found the bugs funny, and began chasing after them, somehow oblivious to the fact that their strings were very painful. Goron reached into his bag and sprayed the wasps with bee poison.

"Leporidae! I have something for you as well in here!" "Santa" went on, rummaging through his sack, "Aha! Here we go."

Goron reached out and placed a pair of fluffy earmuffs on Lep's head.

"Merry Christmas!"

Leporidae · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:20 pm Post subject:

Leporidae looked at the earmuffs puzzeldly. It happend to be built for humans, since the earmuffs to over her ears and cover her cheeks instead of the ears. She was insulted and somewhat enraged by this. She threw the earmuffs on the ground with frustration, her voice raising from hoarse to yelling. "IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? If you want to have me accept a present AT LEAST GIVE ME SOMETHING I CAN USE!" Lep is really pissed off at this moment and gets onto her four legs, hissing and clawing at the orphans and santa claws.

addman · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:13 am Post subject:

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the cave,
Not a party was happening, not even a rave.
The anti-santa traps were hung in a cave entrance surprise,
In hopes that St Nicholas would meet his demise.

When suddenly orphans were singing out carols,
And gave Addman dreams of x-mas most foul,
And in rage he woke, by seasonal pap,
He had just settled down for a long winterâ€™s nap.

Out into the hall he ran with a clatter,
To find who was singing; blood surely would splatter.
And into the lounge he emerged with surprise,
Santa was there, with some carolling guys.

How did St Nick get into their base?
How did he slip by the trap boulder chase?
The REAL Mr. Claus would have been seen from a mile!
For the EC had the fat man's DNA on file.

"Cease your racket, it hurts me all over,
For I have dreadfully painful hangover,
You're more fake than Pammie's excess implants,
For the REAL Santa Claus wears extra large pants!"

Addman leaped forward, his hand was outstretched,
To remove the man's beard, who'd got him so vexxed,
With a mighty tug, he unveilled the moron,
Who'd trespassed the cave, the one known as Goron!

Shadowveil · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:56 am Post subject:

Sekhmet gave Syui a despairing look.
"Kiba and Feline have him in the Puma. Watch where you tread next time, I'm sure therre are traps around here."

She cringed slightly at the infernal din echoing out of the cave. Really, those orphans were terrible.
"Soundss like a herd of donkeys being chainssawed," she muttered. Checking that her new wrist console was secure on her arm, she continued surveying the area for any sign of hostility.

Cloud · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:14 am Post subject:

*Cloud appeared from seemingly nowhere. He knew every secret passage in the cave so getting around undetected was easy. He bumped into the now unmasked Goron.*

What the hell is going on here?

*Unsheathes one of his short swords and levels it at Goron's padded stomach.*

Leave here before ye get into a lot of trouble. Someone get Cornelius over here so we can demonstrate.

*Suddenly a grunt speaks over the intercom.*

Grunt: Sirs, Cornelius is being led away by some Guardians.
Cloud: What? *Turns to Goron.* So this is your plan then? Sneaky.

Goron40 · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:41 am Post subject:

((Hah! Nice Addman. Laughing

))

"Hmm... Well it really was nice to bring feelings of cheer and love and such around here, but I really must be going," Goron said with an uneasy grin, "You know, I've got a lot of things to make before Christmas day! Ok, time to go back to the Orphanage with you! Hold hands everyone!"

Goron grabbed the hand of one of the orphans and pulled them out in a long line.

"Merry Christmas EC!" he said as he left, now running full tilt with orphans flying behind him in a long chain.

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

*Seph was now holding a large rifle with a big barrel and a big scope.*

Seph: Now?
Addman: No, give them a few more metres...

Panther385 · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:37 am Post subject:

Supaiku sat on his haunches, looking in disbelief after the Guardians.

~But... but...~

"Yeah, I know. Damn goody-goodies with their distractions... Did they get Cornie yet?" Panther said to a passing grunt, who nodded and promptly ran away- fearing the shapeshifter's anger. "Crap!" She slashed the air in frustration. "SiC, requesting permission to pursue and slaughter, Sir!"

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Kiba hummed as he drove the vehicle around the trees of the Black Forest. They weren't that hard to navigate; you just had to watch for the occasional Mutant Chicken nest. "O, what a fine day for the Guardians, don't you think, Mr. Cornielius?" The aforementioned human nodded, and looked around behind him.

"What're you looking for?"

"Ummm, traps and the like."

"No trap 'ere, your going to Santa."

"Ooookay..." Cornielius said disbelievingly.

addman · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:18 am Post subject:

Twas the night before Christmas, when the Guardians came,
And stole our Cornie, then fled all the same.
Both Seph and Panther, willing to persue,
Tear off their limbs, crush bone and sinew.

"Proceed" said the muppet, reaching for the bell,
The one which would summon the forces of hell,
By forces of hell, I mean EC grunts,
The ones who were eating a full xmas lunch.

Grunts slammed down their forks, their footsteps were urgent,
(Not due to their socks, washed with acid detergent),
But with a sense of evil, and duty, and pride,
(The council's hypno machine was reknowned far and wide).

Each grunt climbed aboard a gun-mounted machine,
And raced out two by two, with one extra between,
And with their guns firing, they gave hot persuit,
Except for one madman, who was playing a flute.

Addman climbed aboard a most regal-esque truck,
Without spec of grime, nor excess of muck,
He turned the ignition, which kicked like a *JUMPING PEPPERS!*,
And drove the spotless truck straight into a ditch.

Goron40 · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:36 am Post subject:

"Ok orphans, you know your way home, get going!" Goron said with haste; the orphans scattered back towards Psychotopia City. Goron turned to see that he was being chased by the equivilent of hell on earth.

"CRRAAAAP," Goron screamed as he desperately called for help from the rest of the Guardians on his console radio.

"Get... me... out... of... here!" Goron panted into his radio as a shot blew off his santa hat, "Manta Fighter, Pizzamobile, piggback ride, I don't care! I just need to get the hell out!"

alakin1 · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:51 am Post subject:

"Manta Fighter? What a coincedence. I parked one over there." said Alakin over his radio, as he flew towards where he had landed his Manta Fighter. He jumped into the pilot's seat and flew over to Goron, "Jump in! Quick, before they catch up!"

Raven · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:51 pm Post subject:

Kaedra flew above Kiba's vehicle. He looked behind, seeing the pursuers he bit his lip. "Kiba! We have pursuers! Speed it up a little!" He flew closer to the car, in case Kiba's new speed knocked Cornie out of the car. This way he could at least try and catch him....

Aara had long grown tired of Goron, and had wished she could do something to hurt him. 'Wow...' She mused. 'These people are rubbing off on me...' That wasn't good she decided. As Goron fled, she looked around, watching Seph and Panther take off. She rolled her eyes, before returning to her book.