The Alternate Dojo

[Swix]

Fade nods at both their comments, but she'd leave them to fight it between themselves later

Fade: I've seen you point fingers before, usually at Fort

She commented as she followed Addman away from the others. Finding something here to take back with them might actually be worthwhile, even if she did have to spend company with them.
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Shade nervously puts a hand behind his head and scratches his neck (think anime style ), before putting his hand down again.

Shade: Yeah, about that... Sanity isn't exactly abundant over there either... Mine leaked out my ears... I wasn't warned... I never thought it would be purple...

Shade stopped, realising just how mad that sounded

Shade: Look, if you don't believe me, where do you think that woman that looked like me and that blue version of our Subman came from?

[unlistedgabriel]

Upon entering the gates he was presented with a courtyard. It was empty of life, not even a stray dog roaming the streets. It was also unnervingly clean. Past the courtyard stood a tall castle with towers reaching to the clouds and a large stained glass window.
The window had a picture of a green Monkey on it.

"I feel as though I know this place"

He moved towards the doors of the castle and the closer he got the more the doors made a humming noise which made his head sort of hurt. Still he moved closer and entered. One step on the inside and the doors slammed home before he could blink. If he hadnt realised it before he knew now that magic was at work.

Ahead in the dimly lit hallway he saw a row of moks with their hoods up stride to some non descript room. They were making that annoying hum he could hear. It made him angry for some reason.

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Unlisted exited the portal into the blackstar Dojo.

"ahhh so THIS is WheRe I am now hehehHHAHHAHh"

He loooked down at the world. And flew at fullbreak neck speed towards the arena he was first brought through to this world in.

People will come to think that this was a falling star and will have made a wish upon it.

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Gabriel pushed furhter into the depths of the castle. He hated being here, he felt disgusted and vomit rose in his throat. He stumbled catching himself on some statue. Looking up he saw it was an angel wrapped in chains screaming. He couldnt hold back the vomit any longer and let it loose down the side of the statue.

[Cloud]

*Cloud followed Addman and Fade. He had never felt more annoyed in his life, pixies skipped along a road singing some nondescript song. At least he thought they were pixies. He stopped in his tracks as he realised what they were.*

What kind of sick place wouldn't kill Cornelius every second, look there's a whole bunch of them skipping along like they own the place. Let me just take their toes off, it'll only take a second.

[GBE]

Sasha looks at Shade worriedly and folds her arms, "I think you need to spend some time in Sanitopia. It might do you some good. The only reason those, alternates are is because of something to do with the open portal above us both. If I were you, I would be careful what you say around the others, they might just make you have a visit to see Lightsanity and his insanity blade. Remember how hard we've fought to remove insanity and evil from these lands"

She begins to walk towards the blackstar versions of Whitestar Ojod, a slight smile upon her face. "Greetings. Could we here at Whitestar Ojod help you in any way"

[Swix]

*Fade momentarily stops to stare at the Cornelius-pixies, and extends an arm towards them*

Fade: Go ahead. I wish to see them try to skip without toes. But be quick about it.

*The assassin commented to Cloud*

*Shade hurries after Sasha, wondering just what he'd been thinking. He still had his sanity... somewhere, in a jar. But it was most likely back in Blackstar, and Sasha didn't believe him. Neither would the others. He had to somehow get the ones from Blackstar to show they had met him there*

*As the wasp approaches them, Fade turns her cold eyes upon her. She shows no hint of emotion whatsoever, not even a smile to acknowledge Sashas*

Fade: You must be Drones alternate. We do not want or need your assistance.

*The assassin then spots a panting Shade and points*

Fade: And keep your colleague away from me, he has been nothing but a nuisance since he arrived in our world

[addman]

Lifting a Cornieish Pixie above his head, Addman brings the clone down on his bent knee, effectively snapping it's spine in two, then looks at the next one.

Addman: Oh baby, that felt good!
Cornieish Pixie: Oh please, don't kill me! I have a fear of death!
Addman: ...This place is weird! Cornelius had a fear of everything except death!
Cornieish Pixie: Who is this Cornelius?
Addman: Never you mind, I'll break you like a pixie stick!
Cornieish Pixie: NOOO!

*snap*

[Cloud]

*Cloud had been busy grabbing a handful of the pixies by their heads and using his free hand to slice their toes with his sword. Each pixie stumbled around for a while, trying to walk without toes, before Addman picked them up and snapped their spines.*

Now this is what I call teamwork. We may need to make a quick escape though since we have attracted some undue attention. It seems no one likes people desecrating these pixies.

[unlistedgabriel]

Gabriel felt vibrations running along the sides of his head down to the tips of his hair and it unsettled him. The monks were uncannily familiar they hinted in the deep recess' of his mind but he couldn't put his finger on it. The surroundings didn't warn him off anything as he felt stangly at home here.
He continued further into the monastry looking for more clues as to what went on here. He stumbled across a room where there was a long table and many monks eating at it. Some of them turned and raised a hand to Gabriel as he entered. This confused him. The hands were wrapped in bandages and they seemed to know him.

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Unlisted wandered around the gardens of the Dojo snorting at all the flowers. He kept raising his finger and pointing at them individually. Like firing a gun each flower burnt to death. Not a piece of ash left. Unlisted cackled madly every time