The strings are cut.

[EnDSchultz]

"Ahh, there you are!"

EnD jumps down from a hole in the ceiling, conveniently placed in the corner of the room.

"Forgive my lack of punctuality, but the Psychotopian Warp Portals at Gameware have been abandoned, and their reliability is somewhat variable.

Even if you feel you will not fit in well with any of our local guilds, organizations, etc, this is much superior place to call Home, at least in comparison to the Gameware forums. Many of us once resided there, but the introduction of 8-year-olds into the society collapsed the system in a firey ball of spam, gibberish, and immaturity. Leanne Woods is a prime example of this unfortunate undoing. Only a few of us actually go there at all anymore. Myself included, because that place is special, and overflowing with History of the Evil Council. Many great wars have been fought there, and it is important not to forget."

He pauses, realising that everyone is staring at him.

"My apologies for the rant...it's an unshakable habit of mine. And yes, assembling a profile of yourself would be of great assistance in getting to know you, and you should submit it to the Hall of Records. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask."

[Embri]

Let me offer an offical greeting from the Admins.... which sounds much more impressive when you don't know there are only four of us.

Anyway, I can't even really speak for anyone else, but let me wish you a warm welcome none the less, from myself, Embri, the fiery unisus.

*bows*

You may, perchance, see a young grey colt running around... that would be my son, Ajaxon.

Please check out our Official Wiki for all your general questions. If you can't find what you're looking for, come bug me or one of the Mods. You can easily spot us - Mods have silver dragons on their belts, while Admins have gold dragons.

In particular, the pages about what Boards hold which type of RP's, and our Dojo Survival Guide will be of particular interest. Oh, and if you're curious about our Belts, there are a number of pages in the Wiki about those as well.

You can access the Wiki from the top menubar, or go to http://www.blackstardojo.org/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page

I suppose you could call me our local spriter, and the attractive medals you have no doubt noticed beneath many people's sidebars were done by me, as well as the Wiki logo and a few other home decor items.

I'm also in charge of the Stores and Items, so It'll be me you'll end up contacting if you're interested in either, via the handy dandy Pony Express Delivery Service.

[Goron40]

I have some choice words for you Shaon, which I am choosing to not say, for fear of a repeat fudgeman incident.

[Shaon]

[Swix]

Embri wrote:

[Goron40]

Speaking of which...

To the suggestions board! Away!

[GBE]

Welcome Mannequin. Always nice to see a new member. There are a few roleplays you can definately still join. In fact, in most of the active ones, you can still join, providing your entrance is convincing

If you've got a problem, don't hesitate to ask. Some of us will more than willingly help out, offer training, support and advice.

Anyways, enjoy your stay,
GBE

((Oh, and Shaon, placing everyone in one category or the other is a little harsh. Sure, the majority of people fall into one of those two, but then, there is still a large variety of original characters out there. Otherwise, would we have had so many people join blackstar and keep so many roleplays afloat?

))

[Shaon]

[Netdroid9]

Welcome to Blackstar. I see you've already attracted the attentions of our two major roleplaying groups, one of which I am honored to be a member of. I hail from the resident council ala evil, or the EC as it is more commonly known. We are a group of roleplayers dedicated to, and I quote: 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!!'. We are, of course, the better of the two groups. However, I have over the past months and years of my enrolment within the EC turned our private forums into a cess-pool of smut and innuendo as yet unmatched by all bar the late *insert recently deceased political figure's name here*'s pornography collection.

In other words: If you can take a joke, act nasty to little old ladies, don't mind innuendo and swear like a pirate (and look like one too), you'll love it at the EC. Otherwise, be off with ya!

[Fort]

*Pauses*
Since when did it become a requirment to recruit pirates only?

Pirate: Yahhhr. We helped you set up a Tea machine in the front Foyer, and that was out request.

Ahhh...

[Somefreakoverthere]

No. You go to the felbeats if you need to say "Yeah, but I'M in the Felbeasts!" in conversations.

I'm SFOT, and I am the "Tempoary" mod of the Norn Gardens and the Guild of Creatures Roleplay. If you ever want to get in touch with your norn, grendel or ettin side then all you have to do is ask me politely.

It will be a pleasure Role Playing with you.

[Mannequin]

Pleasure to RP with you also.

I do not know about joining sides. I think I shall still remain as a polite mercenerary. But thankyou for the information none the less.

[LordPsycho]

SFOT, don't fret, your temp status may change soon...soooo soon.

Welcome, man of wood. I am The Dark Psycho, official Head Admin of Blackstar and self-proclaimed God of Insanity. I am also called "The Sensei", but as of late that title has become confusing.

Embri, my co-admin, has covered everything else, so I shall bow out. Running blackstar is a full time job...


And I still have a regular Job and University to keep up with.

[Cloud]

DP, you are crazy to take on this site, university AND a normal job. I can't even handle university on its own.

[Mannequin]

The puppet promptly removes his head, and bows, placing it upon his chest like one would do with a hat.

"A pleasure to meet you Sensei. God of Insanity? Are you the reason for Pandora's box?"