The Alternate Dojo

addman · Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:16 am Post subject: The Alternate Dojo

Addman's days off were times to be celebrated. It wasn't all that often Addman could get time off, what with his busy schedule of filing all the EC's bills under G for "Ghost-Who-Eats-Paper's dinner tray", bossing others around, and playing endless games of Minesweeper. However, today was a chance to relax.

Sitting in his favourite chair in his favourite part of the cave (the one next to Slugfoot's kitchen where the food smells were very strong), Addman idly bounced a small ball by his side as he read the latest edition of What Cookie? magazine. Before long, he found himself rather confused when he realised the ball hadn't bounced back up again for a few seconds. Glancing over the arm of the chair, he noticed that a rather large dog had it in his mouth, possibly an escapee from Slugfoot's meat grinder. He stood up.

"I think you'd better hand it over"

At this, the dog ran away down the corridor with it's new prize, with Addman in hot persuit. He chased the dog down endless, winding passageways until he finally cornered it in the EC's thermo-nuclear reactor core, which supplys electricty for the entire cave and emergency disco lighting should the need arise. With a swift kick, Addman hit the dog in the side of the head, sending it spiralling into the core. Before long, red warning lights were flashing all around, so, naturally thinking it was the disco lighting, Addman began to strut his funky stuff. It took him a few moments to register the computer voice shouting "FOR SATAN'S SAKE! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!", at which point he realised he was in grave danger.

Apparently, the mixture of dog, rubber ball, and all the needless amounts of radiation supplied by the EC's core is a recipe for a unique event. Without so much as an explosion, a black beam shot up out of Cave, bursting through the very top with a thin, prescision blast (which did not do much damage), and formed a circling black and purple spiralling vortex (known to EC scientists as a "Swirly thing") high above the cave.

As the swirling mass towered high above the Black Forest, the people in Psychotopia, Forumopolis, and many other areas of the dojo noticed it. Many wondered what lay on the other side of the portal, or more importantly, what might come out.

((This is a free for all RP. There's no real story, so feel free to make up your own plot points. I just figured that beyond the portal could be an alternative version of Blackstar, but apart from that, we'll just make it up as we go. Also feel free to enter the portal if you can fly or steal a flying car from Psychotopia))

unlistedgabriel · Yellow Belt Old Friend Guardian Member Posts: 192

As Gabriel was idly flying around the skys (as it was his day off also - oddly, maybe addman and Gabriel should go on quiet picnics with one another?) enjoying the peaceful sounds that twittered here and there, or made a tree swish down below when suddenly he saw a massive black beam shoot out of where the EC cave was rumoured to be.
Narrowly missing himit opened some kind of shiny portal to an alternate blackstar dojo universe known as Whitestar Ojod (um-og-nob?).

"interesting"

Gabriel flew into this universe passing a being that looked very simliar to himself but inverted, he passed it off as a mirror image in some of the shinyness and carryed on into the collection of colours ahead of him.

Upon entereing the universe he was greeted by a being presenting himself as LightSanity an impressive being who seemed to be the master of this Dojo.

LS: Welcome back Unlisted, it is nice to see you again. Maybe we wil be able to put more effort into your control today?
Gabriel: Unlisted? You must have me confused with someone. ((Unlisted is an alter-ego of Gabriels that he doesnt actually know about since it takes over his body and alters it when in possession and he just believes himself to be unconcious))
LS: You may be correct, you appear to be different, hmm at any rate welcome to the Dojo of Whitestar Ojod

Cloud · Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:11 am Post subject:

*Cloud was off patrolling once again. It seemed suspicious to him that he was always nominated for patrol. Even on his days off he was told to precariously balance a tray of paper on his head to feed the Ghost-Who-Eats-Paper. The only down side to this days patrol was a shaky looking Cornelius holding a rifle who he kept aiming at Cloud.*

Cloud: Would you point that thing somewhere else. You could take someones eye out.
Cornelius: S-sorry sir.
Cloud: Oh and don't you dare die yet. I've got you down to die at 3pm this evening. If I win I'm going to be a billionairre!

*Suddenly an arrow shot out of nowhere intent on piercing Cornelius while acid rain started pouring from the heavens only in his vicinity.*

Cloud: Look out!

*Cloud dived at Cornelius so he wouldn't die on the arrow or from the acid rain.*

Cornelius: You saved my life. My hero!
Cloud: Shut up. I only saved you for one reason.
Cornelius: Because you care?

*Cloud stood up and walked away mumbling something about killing at least 10 clones at 3pm. Suddenly something erupted out of the corrupted cave*

Cornelius: What is that? A black hole?
Cloud: Don't be absurd, it has never been a black hole. That is obviously a time hole.
Cornelius: That's never been a time hole.
Cloud: Oh and how would you know that?
Cornelius: *Points behind Cloud* Because THAT is a time hole.
Cloud: Oh cr...

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Cornelius: What is that? A black hole?
Cloud: Damn you time hole!

*Runs away from the time hole to avoid getting sucked in it again. Cornelius on the other hand kept getting sucked inside it over and over again. What the repercussions of this is anyones guess. Cloud ran back to the cave as fast as he could hoping that someone would tell him what was going on.*

LordPsycho · Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:10 am Post subject:

LP (The Light Psycho, DP's "good" alter-ego) suddenly realizes that a giant hole had formed underneath the Good Elite's fortress of Cute things. It was quiet the scientific achievement, which involved the brainstorm of "Hey, I'm falling"

LP continues to fall, then suddenly things become bright again, and the spirit (in the Good Elite's world, LP never achieved Godhood) finds himself midair underneath a black swirly thing over a land that looks remarkably like the world the Good Elite's set up for their subjects to live in peace in.

As he continues to fall, he regains control of his powers and starts to glide towards where a person who could give him answers would be if this was as he thought.

((Now you have to bring Ace in! and Hunter, and all the Good Elite! Ha!))

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:33 am Post subject:

Two's naga's had been watching the portal as LP had fallen through.

"Know him, Raziel?"

"Looks farmillar to me. What about you?"

"Not a thing."

Ravil and Raziel chatted as she slid over the ground towards the thing when Raziel recoiled slightly, stareing at the person who'd just fallen through.

"Dammit! I DO know him! It's LP, from the universe I came from."

He explanied to a rather confused Ravil.

((Now you've gone and done it! The spirit that controled the place Raziel came from has only gone and fallen out the sky.

Talk about a laugh.))

unlistedgabriel · Yellow Belt Old Friend Guardian Member Posts: 192

As LP vanished somewhere unkown Gabriel decided hed best begin looking around this place. From where he had entered this Dojo he could see a similar looking beam like the one that had nearly impaled him heading down to a suspiciously clean looking mountain side. He thought this might be the best place to continue his exploration and as such - followed it downwards.

After about 15 minutes he found a hole in the side of the mountain from which the beam was ommited and considering it was made by the beam it would have no leway to allow him passage.
Instead he wandered down the side of the mountain to try and find an entrance. It seemed as though someone had signposted it after a while leading him to the entrance of some "EC's cave of wonders".

There was a beautiful sunset to be seen from where Gabriel was perched on the mountain side- golden and everlasting. The flowers and trees were overpoweringly beautiful with so many colours - reds, blues, yellows, oranges, gold and silvers to name but a few and they had such entrancing smells. Gabriel was tired after his trip and decided to set up camp from surrounding foliage for the night...it seemed safe enough and he had no bad feelings about the place.

Shaon · Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject:

Leporidae · Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:24 pm Post subject:

Leporidae, too, was sucked into the protal. She was sparring when her opponent used a wind attack and mistakenly blown her into the alternative dojo. ~So much for that battle~

Meanwhile, Eardiropel ((No, she is not the eardiropel from that really old RP)), the new rookie of the Good Elite, seemed to notice she was being sucked in by something. It was the portal that Leporidae fell through into this world. The pink and yellow cabbit tried to hang on, but allas, she fell into Lep's world. Scritching her itchy cat ears, she hopped for her teamates.

addman · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:52 am Post subject:

Addman stood outside the cave entrance, gazing upwards at the hole in the fabric of...whatever the hell stood in the way of weird dimensions.

He went back inside to retrieve a pair of jet-powered rocket pants, only to find that Cornelius was wearing them. The pants were turned on and repeatedly banging the poor grunt's head against the ceiling. Addman turned them off, removed the Cornie with the caved-in cranium, and slid into them. They were a snug fit, but he figured they'd stretch in the wash, and with that, he shot out of the cave and up towards the portal.

Swix · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:53 am Post subject:

Fade had been inside the EC's cave, wondering just where Cornelius had gotten to. She needed to practice her throat cutting skills, but patience was another aspect of her work, so she'd been using that.

The need for a 'practice death' was soon forgotten about however, as her oversensitive hearing picked up something rupturing the EC caves roof.

Fade calmly walked outside, and looked up at the Swirly Thing just before LP came through. It was shortly after that time it began trying to suck everyone in, and Fade had to pierce a gnarled old tree with her Sapphire Dagger to stop from being taken somewhere she didn't want to go.

The assassin took out a second dagger, a throwing one and began using them like an ice climber would use picks to get away from the pull.
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Meanwhile...

Shade, Fade's opposite that had come through the Mirror Lake also couldn't help but notice the portal. He was quite far away, exploring Dojopolis but this looked a lot more interesting.

Mood Stone Dagger in hand, he began the trek towards the Black Forest. He didn't like it there, it reeked too much of evil for his liking. But, this had to be investigated.

Cloud · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:34 am Post subject:

*Cloud got to the cave just as Addman shot up into the void of nothingness-but-could-actually-be-somethingness (I need to find a better title for it). He wondered whether he should enter the strange portal or see what strange creatures came out of it. To test out the portal Cloud threw his Demon Sword into it hoping to see some sort of reaction. A couple of minutes later a mysterious sword exited the portal aiming straight for Cloud. It was picking up speed as it fell and pierced Cloud in his chest. It wasn't his sword but one of very similar design, it was the same length and thickness. The only difference was that this was covered mostly in gold rather than the classic dark red of his Demon sword. It was definately created by someone good in nature as it burnt Cloud with a sickly virtue. Pulling the sword from his gut led to further agony but the wound seemed to heal itself almost instantly. He felt lighter as if a greater goodness unburdened the evilness within his very soul.*

((Don't worry, Cloud will be back to his evil ways soon enough. Twisted Evil

))

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:36 am Post subject:

Ravil and Raziel both felt the tug from the portal and simply latched onto a tree, wrapping their tails around to help them not go sliding into the big fat swirly thing in the sky that was trieing to drag them away.

addman · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:09 am Post subject:

The space inside the portal was the weirdest thing Addman had seen since the dancing poodle parade at Psychotopia City. A grandfather clock flew up to Addman and addressed him.

Clock: Good sir, do you intend to travel to an alternate dimension?
Addman: Is that where this leads? I was hoping that there'd be a bar or something.
Clock: Drink? Isn't it a bit early friend?
Addman: It's already 11:30 AM, for a clock you sure are lousy at telling the time.
Clock: Hmm. Anyway, before you continue I must warn you about the dangers on the other side.
Addman: What dangers?
Clock: *pulls out a leaflet which reads "So, You Are Travelling To An Alternate Dimension"* That will tell you all you need to know.
Addman: You want me to read? It's 11:30 AM you know, way too early for reading things.
Clock: Fine, I'll give you the rundown. Don't kill your dimensional double, otherwise terrible things may occur!
Addman: Like what?
Clock: ...Death!
Addman: Fine, I'll deal with it once I get there!

And with that, Addman popped out the other side. Nearby, he saw a sign which read "Welcome to the Whitestar Ojod".

Addman: This is going to get weird.

Cloud · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:18 am Post subject:

*Something was terribly wrong. No, something was terribly right. That's the thing that scared Cloud the most. He summoned up an incredible force of wind to push himself off the ground. He flew straight up and into the portal, his cloak falling off as he entered the portal. He had short blonde hair and some strange golden armour on making him appear to glow with a strange goodness. Suddenly this new Cloud stopped in his tracks. There was someone up ahead, someone who looked like how Cloud used to look.*

((Now this is where it could get very confusing))

Cloud1: What have you done to me?
Cloud2: What have you done to me more like, I feel strangely compelled to fight you. You have annoyed me and this never usually happens.

*Cloud from the other dimension lashed out with his sword, Cloud dodged out the way. He had anticipated his move. They battled it out for a while, each one countering the others move. It was a stalemate. Suddenly the magical clock turned up.*

Clock: Stop it this instant!
Cloud1: Who are you?
Clock: I am the dimension wanderer, the go-to guy if you ever get inter-dimensional troubles. It seems you've already hit a trouble already.
Cloud2: I say we should shut him up.
Cloud1: No, let's listen to him.
Cloud2: You are so kind and good it is almost annoying you know.
Clock: Ok. I know what has happened, you have entered what we call a paradox. You both have changed into the other, it must have been some powerful magic that did this.
Cloud1: This only happened when I got hit by this sword.
Cloud2: Wow, what a coincidence the same thing happened.
Clock: Very interesting...
Cloud2: So how do you intend to sort this out?
Clock: Easily...

*The clock pushed each Cloud into the other universe. They both hit the floor hard and blacked out.*

Cloud: Where am I?

*Cloud got up and looked around. His Demon sword lay abandoned on the ground next to him. A perculiar sign saying Whitestar Ojod was very confusing to him. It seemed the transformation was complete. Each Cloud had changed into their opposites for some strange reason that can only be answered by reading the pamphlet that Cloud was clutching in his hand.*

Cloud: What's this? "So, you are stranded in an alternate dimension and you've changed into some crazy loon"? That title obviously needs some work.

*Cloud picked up his Demon sword and threw the pamphlet away, he didn't need it or so he thought.*

Swix · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:42 pm Post subject:

Fade had almost managed to get out of the tug from the swirly thing, when Shade, who had spent the entire time running over here looking up, bumped into her.

The assassins daggers dislodged themselves from the tree, and both blue clad humanoids got sucked up into the swirly thing.

Fade said two words before they got sucked in "Not you"
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While inside Fade pushed Shade away from her, much to his distress as he was scared of what might be in here.

Fade: You need to look where you're going when you run
Shade: Yeah I know, but I couldn't help it... uh, please don't leave me alone in here
Fade: Your emotions make you weak
Shade: They do not! They're what make me strong!
Fade: They're pointless
Shade: No they're not!
Clock: Oh no, more visitors? Here, read this leaflet and try not to kill each other like the others

The clock said in a disgruntled fashion, before floating off. The swirly thing dumped both Fade and Shade near Addman and the Whitestar Ojod sign, both clutching the leaflets.