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Netdroid9
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 Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:14 am Post subject: QotM October 06 Poll |
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Welcome to the QotM for October 06!
I'm not sure if all these are from 06, but usually noone gives a crap, so here goes...
Simply vote for the number preceding the quote you want to vote for in the poll above. Screw up and I'll sic the battlemonkeys on you. And here they are!
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Fort
On the first day he tried a grapiling hook, but he couldn't fire high enough.
The second day, he tried mountain climbing, but having no previous experiance or equipment, he ruined his tent pegs and had been sleeping in the wet ever since.
The third day he had constructed a large jet pack out of gum and bamboo, complete with cooling system and fresh prine scent.
The fourth day he scrapped the jet pack because he didn't like the smell.
The fifth day he gave up and used the stairs. |
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Uncle Asriel
((Hey, Headmaster! Leave them kids alone!
All in all you're just a...'nother brick in the wall!
Pink Floyd, everybody!)) |
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Addman: What is it?
Grunt: Sir, have you seen Fort recently?
Addman: Yes, he's in his office.
Grunt: No, that's just a reindeer that escaped Slugfoot's meat grinder.
Addman: Hmm I wondered why he was walking around on all fours, but I just thought to myself "Hey, it's Fort!".
Grunt: He's been missing for a week now.
Addman: How much longer do we have to wait before we can declare him legally dead?
Grunt: Sir, according to paragraph 3.5 of the AOC, if Fort goes missing, you have to send out a search party before claiming the Headmaster position.
Addman: Then what are you waiting for? Go and search everywhere, especially the places where he would never go in a million years!
Grunt: So, anywhere with women?
Addman: Aha clever joke about his awkwardness with the opposite sex, consider yourself up for promotion! |
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| Oh god, it's the Cold War all over again! But worse: With robots... |
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*Yotaman entered the woods with a line of Pinyata wearing Monks. (Hey! I just thought of something! If they're wearing Pinyatas, are they perhaps Semi-naked? Hmmm...)*
Guard: Look! Your intercom is on Sir! They could have heard our conversation!
Yotaman: God I hope so.
Guard: Gods sir. We believe in Gods, Master Yotaman.
Yotaman: Call me Yo. Anyway, knowing Krath, they'll try to stand still and make a plan. Giving us time. We are cunning aren't we?
Guard: Your intercom is still on Sir.
Yotaman: DAMN!
*Yotaman swtiches his intercom off.*
Yotaman: Right. Now for operation "Dead-Girl".
Guard: Must we? Please no Sir!
Yotaman: Put that Dress on now, or so help me I'll take away your Pinyata privellages!
*Guard hastily puts on dress.*
Guard: Oh Gods sir! This dress! I fell so...Un-Semi-naked! Can I at least put my Purple Donkey filled with Sweet back on under it!
Yotaman: No. The world isn't ready for a Pregnant Dead Girl. Now run in there...and do whatever a dead ghost girl does...Once you've detered them succesfully come back here for the haloween Skelotans.
Guard: Sigh...yes Sir. |
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Hmmm...
IF:
EC Members=Gerbils=Currency=Cookies
THEN:
EC Members=Cookies.
*eats Addman* |
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Remember, you can't quote yourself 'cause you'll look like a tightduck.
And it won't count towards a monkey belt, either |
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It was at this point DP found the Pocky, hidden behind 90 or so Bucket seeking missles, which the through out behind him carelessly (so that all 90 or so of them landed on their "launch" button)
DP threw the pot of boiling salt water behind him, and throwing into it the Pocky, he started going "Where are those stupid pills disguised as Jelly Beans?"
Just them RoboNorn's jelly fakes landed in his Pot.
Stirring briskly, the concoction turns into a glowing skull.
"You have three wishes" the skull said.
"Your not on the menu," DP said, and threw the skull into a space time rift next to him, which then engulfed the diner and spit it out back into the arena. |
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Yotaman: The Yaks milk today is very, very nice.
Subordinate: Very good Sir. How about some hot, sweaty sex?
Yotaman: Pardon?
Subordinate: I said it was hot fudge, next.
Yotaman: Oh. Right. Have the prisoners confessed yet? Mt. Featherest seems to be diminishing a bit now, we must be down to a very low amount of feathers to throw on them.
Subordinate: Would you like to feel my Nipples?
Yotaman: Err...what?
Subordinate: We've got our best man on it, Mr. Hibble. Best Pink Feather torturer in the west.
Yotaman: We're in the east.
Subordinate: I refuse to use Western Maps.
Yotman: It's our maps we use....we're still in the east.
Subordinate: Would you like to squeeze my mounds?
Yotaman: Uhhmm, I didn't quite catch that.
Subordinate: You have to remember the Earth is round.
Yotaman: Oh right. I think I'm begining to have hearing problems.
Subordinate: Care for a bit of a shove and a tickle?
Yotman: You ARE messing with my mind I swear. I swear.
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Goron40
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Do we get to know who said which?
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:22 am Post subject: |
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Does it matter? All names would do is promote corruption. Vote for the quotes, not the people made them.
Plus, most of the nominations didn't include names either, and I really couldn't be arsed  .
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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If the nominations didn't include names then how will you know who to award the medal to?
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See that search link up there? 
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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I believe it goes:
1. Fort
2. Uncle Asriel
3. Addman
4. Netdroid
5. Fort
6. Kat_05
7. Netdroid
8. DarKPsycho
9. Fort
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:25 am Post subject: |
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Guess who is currently winning by one vote!
*everyone mass votes for Fort*
DAMN!
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:44 am Post subject: |
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It's a shame I don't post as much as I used to on here...
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:15 am Post subject: |
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I actually just made it a tie lol and it was a tossup between yours and forts dude sorrryyy
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:22 am Post subject: |
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How much time is left in this poll, net?
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:05 am Post subject: |
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Can't you just press the edit button and check? 0_o
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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I was waiting for it to get unevened <.< >.>.
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