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| Raven walked into the fray of screaming and dying people. She smirked, and unsheathed her sword holding it in front of running people laughing as she watched their torso being cut off from their legs by their own idiocy. "Fools." She giggled, chopping more people apart. After an hour or so boredom sunk in and hunger also did. She grabbed a random person and tore open their neck with her fangs, sucking the blood and life out of him. "I love apocalypse's!" She exclaimed gleefully. |
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| Goron40 wrote: |
| 1 hour to go? I would rather not disclose what I did... I mean what I WOULD do. Yeah... hypothetically... |
Same goes for me.  So instead of listing what I'd really do, here's the child-friendly version.
*1 hour until the end of the world, 3kul goes to a theme park amidst the screaming masses*
3kul: Alright! No lines for the rollercoaster! Which means I can go on it as many times as I want, yay! *rides*
*45 minutes until the end of the world*
3kul: I used to worry about totally destroying my teeth by eating cotton candy, but not anymore! And there's no need to worry about getting fat from eating these delicious hamburgers! *eats*
*30 minutes until the end of the world*
3kul: Now to pretend to run an overpriced souvenir store!
Random Person (who I guess doesn't really know that the world's going to end): Please, we need water to put out the fires!
3kul: Just the water? That'll be $27.50, man.
Random Person: You selfish ass! People are dying out here, you know!
3kul: Here you go, have a super fun day! *hands the random person a single bottle of water*
Random Person: How is this going to help put out the fires?!
3kul: I'm sorry sir, the park is closing in 10 minutes, I'm going to have to ask you to please leave the store.
*15 minutes until the end of the world*
3kul: Teeheehee! *runs up to people's houses, rings the doorbell and then runs away before they can answer the door. ULTIMATE MISCHIEF!*
*About 1 minute until the end of the world*
3kul: *picks up the world's largest microphone* I'm afraid that's all we've got time for folks! I've been your host, Luke Wilson, and you've been playing the Game of Life!
*some kind of theme music begins to play, but unfortunately nobody has enough time to guess the jingle, since the world is destroyed*
Actually, even in the adult's only version of my last hour on Earth, I think I'd definately have to end it like that. That would just be awesome (and yes, Luke Wilson is my real name, as made obvious by my e-mail address).
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Your name's Luke? I've been calling you Larry all this time! I've been making an ass out of myself!
I wonder what debauched things 3kul and Goron would get up to on their last day...
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Goron: Mine!
3kul: Mine!
Goron: Mine!
3kul: No mine!
Addman: The world is going to end! What are you both fighting about?
Goron: Who gets to take this pen into the afterlife.
Addman: A PEN?! That's hardly crazy or debauched.
3kul: It may look like an ordinary pen, but look closer.
Addman: Hmmm....oh my god her clothes are coming off!
Goron: Heh heh heh
3kul: Heh heh heh
Addman: Heh heh heh....Mine!
Goron: No mine!
3kul: MINE!
*BOOM*
((Congratulations Goron, you've just made it into an ego script!))
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:03 am Post subject: |
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| MINE! Oh wait, I've got on- I mean... Your all disgusting! |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:10 am Post subject: |
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don't worry, i'll call you larry now!
*gets ripped apart because he has 'rip me apart' beacon on, instead of the 'come get me it's th apocolypse here and i need to get out of here please oh boy oh boy this beacon is really long' beacon.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:28 am Post subject: |
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*skips around signing "We're all gonna die, we're all gonna die" before she takes a flamethrower and starts torching people*
Devil: Good news, wierdo! I'm rec-ARGH! FOR THE HATE OF GOD, STOP TORCHING ME WITH THE FLAMETHROWER!
Me:....Nah.
Devil: Your a dammed half Xis demon! Now get to work!
Me: *starts screaming as the possiblility of having Fort as some type of wierd father enters her mind.*
Devil:*Joins in the screaming as the same thing occors to him*
Um....*Stabs self repetedly until she relises that she's stabbed herself with a fake dagger*
Screw this, I'm gonna EAT the prize money!
*starts chewing the lottery prize-money*
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| I admit, Knocking yourself out with a stick because you're frustrated is considered epic fail. You win. |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:44 am Post subject: |
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starts screaming because of the same possibility.
SFOT:AHHHHHHH!!!!
Devil:AHHHHHHH!!!!
Zerrer:AHHHHHHH!!!!
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