The Apocalypse Is Coming!!!

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:43 am Post subject: The Apocalypse Is Coming!!!

Net2: Net, the dogs are acting wierd.
Net: Meh.

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Net2: Net, there are a bunch of your alter-egos fighting outside.
Net: Are they dressed in latex?
Net2: No.
Net: Meh.

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Net2: A meteor just hit pluto!
Net: Pluto?
Net2: You know, ninth planet?
Net: Never heard of it.
Net2: Wow, you need to read up on space 0.o.
Net: Meh.

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Net2: Aliens just landed outside the EC cave and are ripping blackstar apart!!!
Net: Meh. (So, now you know why Net isn't in Corporate Development 2 Wink

).

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Net2: Hey, Microsoft just released it's own copy of linux.
Net: WHAT?!?! SWEET MERCIFUL GENERIC HOLY FIGURE! WE'RE ALL DOOMED! DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In short, what would you do if the world were about to end and the only notice you got was an hour after all the shuttles to the moon had taken off?

addman · Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:35 am Post subject:

Hmm, in character, Addman would either run around in a panic killing everyone in sight, or sleep through the whole thing in a drunken stupor.

OOC, I guess would either run around in a panic killing everyone in sight, or sleep through the whole thing in a drunken stupor. Wink

Fort · Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:19 pm Post subject:

Devil: Welcome MORTALS! TO THE APOPYCLSE!

Fort: Oh Gods. I have to work even more now?

Devil: Yep. Now wear the company clothes!

*Fort walks in, in a hat, carrying a suitcase, and a pinstripe suit.*

Devil: Fetching. Now go out there and finish what the four horsemen left off!

*Fort walks into the blood red seas and fire scorched lands.*

*Fort meets a Mortal.*
*Fort reads a few names to the man of a list.*
*Five minutes later Fort is still guessing the Man's name, when the Mortal finnaly collapses and dies, Fort is greatly annoyed by this, and just to spite the man, he reads off the rest of the names anyway.*

*Fort skips along a road, merrily swinging his suitcase in the air.*

Fort: I'm an Xis Demon and I'm okay! I get no sleep and I work all day!
Chorus of dead: He's an Xis Demon and he's okay! He gets no sleep and he works all day!
Fort: I find the living! I eats Corned Beef! I need the Lavatory! On Wednesdays I go shopping for German Kitten Salam--mmii!
Chorus: He find the living! He eats Corned Beef! He need the Lavatory! He go shopping for German Kitten Salam--mmii!
Chorus: He's an Xis Demon and he's okay! He gets no sleep and he works all day!
Fort: I cut down lives, I skip and jump I like to bless small kids! I put on preacher's clothing! And hang around in bars!
Chorus: He cut down lives, He skips and jumps, He like to bless small kids! He put on preacher's clothing! And hang around in bars!?
Chorus: He's an Xis Demon and he's okay! He gets no sleep and he works all day!
Fort: I cut down lives, I preach at an Alter! I need Suspenders for my old man shirt! I wish I'd been an Angel, just like my dear papa!!
Chorus: WTF?!
Fort: Just like my dear Papa!

*After this inital Skip and Jump sequence, and the singing deceased, Fort finds the earth is finnaly ended.*
Fort: Errmm...So, Devil. What do I do now?
Devil: Strip Poker?
Fort: You're on! I've got so many clothers on, my Suspenders need suspenders!
Devil: ...you've been in your underwear for the past half hour.
Fort: And how!

Zerrer · Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:19 am Post subject:

ZerreMech:
"AGH! oh noes! the world! ah well, seeya!"
uses jetpack to get off planet. jetpack explodes.

Zerrer:
"AHHH! AHHH! (pees pants) AHHH! MOMMY!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!"
*Head explodes*

Krath:
(i can't think of a way he can die...)
" heheh, i got paid 6 yen to stay here.. heh.. AAGHAHG!!!" (Started on fire spontaniously)

OOC:
"AHA!! Me out of charecter don't di-BLUAGH!!"

(pluto isn't a real planet anymore, btw) Twisted Evil

Goron40 · Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:34 am Post subject:

1 hour to go? I would rather not disclose what I did... I mean what I WOULD do. Yeah... hypothetically...

Zerrer · Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:40 am Post subject:

aha! we just say a couple of words that invarably cause the end of the multiverse (around fort) so then we could fix it, except for the thing that is causing armageddon, we don't fix!!

unless the breaking of the multiverse is the cause, which means time is broken and going in a loop, sucking everything in and depositing it an hour earlier, so the rift get whirled through time and causes a chain reaction, yet how and when did time break? *gets sucked through time*

unless the breaking of the multiverse is the cause, which means time is broken and going in a loop...

addman · Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:24 am Post subject:

Bwahahahaha! Fort, you must record that song! And make a crazy flash for it!

Fort · Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:55 am Post subject:

*Puts on NASA announcer voice.*
We HAVE the Technolagy.

Mag · Yellow Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 61

Thorngoth yawns as he sees the enormous amount of people screaming in sheer terror. Thorn walks calmly until he feels an urge to kill. A bright light surrounds Thorn and he comes out as a huge Lizard/Raven thing. This only makes the people run even faster so naturally Thorn gets more bloodthirsty. Immediately he begins spitting out poison slime and the slime hit the idiot humans. Thorn starts feeling bored and he shifts again this time into a humanoid lava demon. Thorn raises his hands and lava surges from the ground as Thorn keeps his hands raised. Humans begin to suffer as the lava reaches the tips of their shoes and they try to escape but much to Thorn's pleasure, their attempts end in vain. Then Thorn shifts yet again and now he's become a huge metallic dragon that has now begun to fly to a new area of Earth in order to kill more humans.

Fort · Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:52 pm Post subject:

Mag, your so Anti-Human I love it. Wink

Zerrer · Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:01 am Post subject:

Krath:
*shoots Cannon at self, causing fire to melt icecream, and icecream to sufficate fire*

ZerreMech:
*Uses parachute to land safely*

(boy i love using different chars on one post! it makes me seem more like i have multiple personalities!)

Azaria Matthews · Red Belt Old Friend Guardian Member Posts: 153

IC: Az stares out of the window as the four horsemen of the apocalypse decimate everything.

"Meh. At least the Wamphyri didn't get me"

Continues working on some sort of device.

OOC: Um... I dunno what I'd do. Probably go around telling everyone 'I told you so'

Cloud · Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:31 am Post subject:

I'd invent a time machine so I would make the shuttle take off in time. Or you know I'd probably break into every shop I can think of and have a whale of a time. Razz

Zerrer · Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:36 am Post subject:

i agree with cloud.
the world will be stretched thin with fear, then i will break it and madness will snap forth...

Mag · Yellow Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 61