Insanity Challenge

[Somefreakoverthere]

The two headed shee wasn't very good at stearing and managed to flip the windmill sail as the engery hit it. This made them crash land in the swimming pool that was suddenly the place everybody was.

"Gah! Where the crap are we?"

"I don't know, just try and get away from this thing!"

"We're shee, remember? Our daily diet consists of tea, bistucts, cookies and anything else that's sweet!"

"SOD YOU, MATE!"

Alexis screamed as she puleld the body down and made a rather weak attempt to swim out from under the (sodding) wet sail that was threatening to duck-tape them to the DREADED RUNNING MACHINE OF DOOM!

"Sod that idea.You're super unimaganitive, you."

Sod yourself Alexis, or next time I have the chance i'm going to have your sodding head removed.

"You keep on saying sodding too. What's up with that? That curseword stinks!"

It's a curseword now, Banshee? Either the pair of you shut up or I'll just make sure your heads get taped to each other and your mouths stay shut. Understood?

[Panther385]

"Burlurbula! Happy Birthday! Ichichichichichichigooooooo!" Panther starts running around in circles screaming random words. Eventually her sentences become so numerous they take the physical form of a spiffy racecar, which just so happens to be in the race of whatever-it-was-called. She stands on the top of the car playing an awesome electric guitar riff, when it is suddenly replaced by... a banjo!

"Nooo! Nobody likes the banjo! ARGHHH!"

[drlupinmario]

Robonorn sees the banjo....
"Banjo.... Must kill..." He says as he armors up into Uber-Robonorn and calls in a Chuck Norris strike on Panthers head. Suddenly, 1000 Chuck Norris's Surround the dojo. Then a million Spambots surround them. Then someone yells a Chuck Norris joke "If there was a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, Chuck Norris would win. " . Fighting ensures.

After 10 million years, The Norris wins and they blow up the dojo in an atomic explosion. The end of the dojo.

Or is it? A space time warp opens and puts a What if somehow the Spambots won?

The dojo gets put back togeather and spambots become the leading race, Threataning to kill innocent piggies!

[addman]

As Addman listens to the awesome banjo solo, his face begins to melt slowly with the sheer awesomeness. It plops onto the ground in a squirming mass of jelly as Addman dances uncontrollably to the face-shredding banjo riffs. Once the solo has finished, Addman scoops up the remainder of his head, placing it in a handy freezebox nearby, in an ice mould which luckily looks like Addman's face. He squeezes it in right next to Cloud's Spaghetti, Jam and *Yellow Sandwiches, then leaps behind Panther.

"That was good, but not nearly as awesome af this!"

Addman plucks a blade of grass from the grass skirt of a nearby ^belly dancer, placed it between his thumbs, and blew with all his might. This rasping blast from the grass blade vibrating inadvertently turned out to be the song which summons Muse, who appeared behind Addman and proceeded to blow the walls of the arena away with their rendition of Plug In Baby, with Addman leading the melodies with his grass. The walls tumble down and begin to fall towards everyone else except Addman and Muse (because they blew any falling rocks away from them with their music).

*Yellow was declared to be a food source right after the beetle from the pub ran out in disgust and was crushed on the road by a lost submarine. Shortly afterwards, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall from River Cottage Cookbook came by, and simply had to sample the yellow goo on the road. Later that evening, he invited a bunch of hillbillies round for supper and they dined upon "Yellow" until their bellies turned a colour not unlike the contents of a bottle of Sunny D

^The belly dancer used to be an old sea captain named Fred Avast. He was struck off for injuring orphan seals (which in his defence were "asking for it"), but due to his troubled past, he comandeered a Naval Submarine (designed to submerge themselves in people's Navals) and decided to hand it over it Soviet Russia thirty years in the past. Unfortunately, he misread a sea sign (similar to a road sign, yet slightly more buoyant) and ended up driving down a busy high street, where he killed an innocent beetle. To escape punishment for his crime, he decided to become an undercover belly dancer, and stumbled upon the arena.

[Panther385]

Panther, struggling against the mighty waves of tubular tunes, raises her banjp pick to play yet another song. But the awesomness of Muse's song made the small banjo explode! The shapeshifter dons a Star Wars costume and says in a breathy, deep voice, "Addman, I am your father..."



Rai steps into the arena for a moment, wonders what the hell is going on, and leaves. Yay!

[Cloud]

*The issues that Cloud and his narrator had were suddenly resolved over a nice array of Spaghetti, Jam and Yellow Sandwiches. They were good sandwiches but could have been a little less Yellow and a lot more Blue but since they were both hungry it didn't matter that much at all.*

Cloud: So do you like Muse at all?
Narrator: They are ok, but they don't beat Tenacious D.
Cloud: I agree.

*Suddenly Cloud got distracted by something one of the Muse band members were holding. It was a pick. Suddenly Tenacious D enter the fray.*

Jack Black: It's the PICK of destiny!
Cloud: Too right it is.

*Cloud jumped up and snatched the pick from the Muse band member. He holds it up as if it was the sword of He Man.*

Cloud: I HAVE THE POWER!

*Lightning flicked through the night sky. It's incredible how the daylight can vanish so quickly and be replaced by night time. Cloud morphed into...PACMAN. Pac man music starts to play in the background while he starts to run around the (arena/swimming pool/where ever the hell they were) eating various round white balls.*

Pac man: Must eat more, must destroy the undestroyable ghosts!
SuperFuse: I think someone has forgotten about me.
Pac man: Your still here?
SuperFuse: Yeah, you can never get rid of me.
Pac man: That sounds like a challenge.

*Thus began the Pac man and the SuperFuse war that lasted for quite a while. Well, 10 minutes is a long time for some people.*

[addman]

"M..My father? Why did you leave us when I was only 4? Who was the strange lady your kept bringing to the house when mum was out? WHY WERE YOU NOT THERE AT MY SOCCER PRACTICE!?"

Addman falls on Panther sobbing uncontrollably into her shoulder, until her shoulder was nothing but a big piece of wet shoulder.

"Well...that's all in the past now. We can start a fresh life together, we need to catch up, and do Father and Son things, like throw balls at each other, and ... well that's pretty much it"

As he turns around, he notices Pacman running around the arena, urgently eating up small white blobs and battling Superfuse.

"Sorry, I would help Pacman, but I've got a lot of catching up to do with my dad!"

Addman turns away, steps past Jack Black who was doing crotch pushups by the side of the arena, and takes a tennis ball off the floor.

"Dad! Go long!"

[Panther385]

"Uh... Wai- OW!" Panther clutches her mask where her eye is and yells curses into the air. "Damn ball! *mumble mumble*" She picks up the violent tennisball and throws it back at Addman with all her might, "Go long before the ball hits ya in the forehead and you don't remember anything at all!"

[Cloud]

Since everyone seems to be insanity'ed out I suggest we cut to the judges to see what their take on the situation is.

It's up to the judges how a winner gets decided but just keep in mind the winner will be the craziest post out of the lot! One suggestion could be to score each post and if anyone has more than one post find the average insanity score for that person. That could take a while so you don't have to do it.

[Miyanokouji]

Oi, judge(s)!
Are you gonna judge us, or just sit about smoking those fine cigars?
You geezers.

[unlistedgabriel]

((Im going to sneak in here before judgment I hope))

During all the commotion, the gates open silently and a wagon covered in colourful banners and with very creaky wheels rolls inside, the gates cloding behind it. As the wagon progresses further into the arena people stop and stare. Addman and his dad stop throwing the tennis ball and stare, Panther looks puzzled, Al is looking at something on a wall pretending not to notice when infact is enthralled by the colours of the wagon of mystery.

The wagon has nothing pulling it but a pair of giant white mice (obviously the pumpkin spell went awefuly wrong here) it abruptly stops in the middle of the arena, just off the centre. The mice dislodge themselves and run off to eat a copy of a cornelius that theyve spotted picking flowers. leaving the wagon on its own shining with psychodelic colours.

As the peoples attention is further pulled in by this oddly coloured vehicle a very tiny hatch on the top opens and protruding from said hatch is a small antenna which attracts a ligthning bolt down to it causing the wagon to explode in a blinding flash of colours and hypnotic fluids.

where there was once a wagon there now stood a giant yoshi like egg with black, red and blue spots which suddenly jumped into the air and landed on the edge of a frying pan... cooking the ingrediants in a mass of yolk.

The yolk acted like strange fertiliser where flowers grew up and out into a large tree which splintered in all directions leaving a women stood in scantilly clad armor with long blue hair down her back. Tightening her gloves on her wrist and flashing a coy smile in the direction of the guys Uley steps down over the small ectoplasmic blobs her creation of presence has formed.

"Hi guys"

[Cloud]

((I don't think judgement is coming. ))

[LordPsycho]

*swings in on grapevine*

I pronounce myself winner

*swings out on anaconda tail*

[Swix]

((Um, yeah, this could take a while... I nearly split my sides laughing at the second page of this... Judgement will come!

Eventually ))

[GBE]

((Judgement...? Are you insane....? *A P.A. whispers in his ear...* Oh, right, ok then... Bugger.... ))