Happy happy Birthday, to yoooou!

Panther385 · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject: Happy happy Birthday, to yoooou!

Happy Day of Birthing, illustrious Headmaster Fort!

*Panther drags out a large chocolate cake, comeplete with vanilla frosting. She bows as Ishi leaps out of the top of the cake in a red bikini and a dog collar tied around her neck. The shapeshifter shrugs and attempts to ecplain why a furry oddly colored creature is in Fort's cake. And in skimpy clothing, none the less.*

Sorry, we couldn't find any willing women who would want to jump out of a cake for a Xis demon's birthday, and Rai just punched me... with her automail arm....

*Panther rubs her face as the green and purple lemur mischeviously steals some of the birthday cake. Rolling Eyes

*

Swix · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:20 am Post subject:

It's Forts birthday? Oooo, happy birthday headmaster.

*Attempts to hand over a pink tutu without touching it, then ends up dropping it into some inconveniently placed mud*

Oops

*Gingerly picks up the now mud-stained tutu and hands it to Fort*

Fort · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:33 am Post subject:

Thanks for the cake!...and the animal stripper....

*Puts on the Tutu.*

Woooh! Now for cake!

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

Happy birthday, here, have a tiny dwarf hermit.

*Give fort a hermit.*

Hermit: Hermits have feelings too.
Trace: Be quiet, your name is fur ball.
Fur ball: I'll get you Trace!

LordPsycho · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:24 am Post subject:

Congratulations to Fort, my one time Second-in-Command, Colleage, and friend.

Soooooo, when are you paying me back those 20,000 Yen

?

addman · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:04 am Post subject:

I shall offer my salutations upon this day of joyous occasion. I did organise an execution...I mean marching band for you, but unfortunately they were eaten by the lions that were supposed to hide in their trumpets. Is this your 800th birthday? Does that mean your species has finally reached sexual maturity, or do you still think girls have cooties?

Happy birthday.

For a better birthday post from me, check the private forums.

GBE · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:38 pm Post subject:

Happy birthday headmaster... How old are you now....? Twisted Evil

Here, have some dust that has been scraped from underneath Addman's bed... I'm sure you'll find some use for it....

*Drone flies in with a legion of her offspring, about five to be precise Razz

.. Each carrying a crate of six jars of honey, they stack them up in front of Fort, and fly away...*

Ah, yes, one crate contains anti-Addman honey, should he attempt to assassinate you... One crate contains poison honey, great for killing your enemies... Another crate contains extra sweet honey... The last two have specially prepared Xis Honey, especially formulated for your taste buds... Enjoy....

LordPsycho · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:40 pm Post subject:

*sneaks up, switches the label for Xis honey and poison honey, then sneaks off*

Kat_05 · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:11 pm Post subject:

*sneaks up unaware of DP, and switches te anti-addman and poison honey labels*

Happy Birthday! I give you corn nuts!

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:53 am Post subject:

Fort with sexual maturity? *Cue flashback to Austin Powers* Oh god no!

Fort · Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:37 pm Post subject: