Insanity Challenge

[drlupinmario]

A upgraded version of Robonorn fires 12 Taco missiles at DP. They explode, Releasing millions of Stupid pills disguised as jelly beans....

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There is going to be a medel for this thread, I sooo know it.

[Miyanokouji]

"Maintenant nous avons un beau gachis de temp et espace. Quel est suivant?" (Now we have made a fine mess of time and space. What is next?)

At this exact moment, several thousand Elvis impersonators fell towards the arena....And missed it by a long shot, as the suddenly switched directions and flew off again. Future generations would know this as the Elvis incident, because a random voyeuristic pervet going by the name of Net, saw the Elvis impersonators while staring at his next-door neigbour's mother.

All that aside, given that it has utterly zero relevance towards the continuing story at hand involving gopher cans, wombats, pigmy marmasats and a speeding cupboard, EvilMonkeyInc decided to sit down and cry.

And cry he did. For a very long time. Well, I say a long time, it wasn't really. Several seconds. Anyway, that's also totally off topic and thus irrelevant.

EvilMonkeyInc felt a searing pain along his back. Then fell unconcious. He had been shot with electricity. The misterious assailant was none other than (and this is the part where the camera goes SHOOOM and takes a close-up of the shooter) R.O.S.E.!

"One small monkey dead. One giant kind of monkey dead. Wait, that made no sense.... Oh well."
ROSE began humming to herself while flying the stolen EC Mobile back through time and space towards the great car chase of 2000543, stopping to drop off a hitchhiking pigmy marmasat, and a poisonous cucumber that had spontaneously appeared in the EC mobile. ROSE flew the EC Mobile through the wall of a diner, informing her that it was, as many had said, not invincible. (The wall of the diner, that is, not the EC Mobile. EVERYONE knows that the EC Mobile is entirely invincible)

"Stop! In the name of those weirdos going by the name of Pig Gut-Man!"

"OI!" several people in the corner of the diner shouted, "That's his name!" and pointed to each other in such a confusing manner that most of them ended up tangled together.

"I have no time for you, Pig Gut-Mans!" ROSE squealed, for no reason other than she was making fun of their first names, "Now, to kill DP!"

ROSE began firing buckets towards DP at 90 BPM (Buckets Per Marmasat), and thusly, only 90 were fired.

[LordPsycho]

It was at this point DP found the Pocky, hidden behind 90 or so Bucket seeking missles, which the through out behind him carelessly (so that all 90 or so of them landed on their "launch" button)

DP threw the pot of boiling salt water behind him, and throwing into it the Pocky, he started going "Where are those stupid pills disguised as Jelly Beans?"

Just them RoboNorn's jelly fakes landed in his Pot.

Stirring briskly, the concoction turns into a glowing skull.


"You have three wishes" the skull said.

"Your not on the menu," DP said, and threw the skull into a space time rift next to him, which then engulfed the diner and spit it out back into the arena.

Just then, where the diner had been, three ICBM's, twelve sattalites, and a Dodo bird that was on a coffee break on a space station and took a wrong turn into the air-dock, crashed. Non of them exploded, except the Dodo bird, which no-one really cared about anyways.

Back at the Arena, DP stepped out of the kitchen just in time to see a burrito dive in front of the president, appearently saving him from some perv named Net, who was babbling something about Evli (the plural of Elvis).

DP ignored his, and instead took out Ben the Flamethrower, and added the optional sugar and popcorn seed guns, creating the kettle popcorn gun, which he fires at the first sap he saw...3kul.

[Jent]

*Out of a green warp portal, fires out Trace at speeds higher than an average jet plane.*

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" *Slamming into a talking Boulder, which yells at Trace for making him a new crack.*

Talking Boulder: Why you-
Trace: What? I didn't put green food coloring in the warp, or did I?
TB: You broke my face!
Trace: It was like that before I hit you.
TB: No it wasn't.
Trace: Go talk to 3kul!

*Trace hurls the talking boulder at 3kul, spitting curses at Trace. So Trace sucks the words up in a vacuum cleaner, then throws in the air. Firing several fire arrows with his elemental crossbow, showering the others in letter fragments.*

[Somefreakoverthere]

While all this was happening,B&A where trying and failing to learn how to to the can-can. They'd fallen over twice and gotten bored. They'd nicked one of the windmill's sails and attached a air powered rocket to it to follow the great car chase of 2000543. They has started throwing random things at people, incleuding bricks, lamp shades, chairs and in one case, a printer.

"Why are we doing this again?"

"I don't know. It was your idea anyway!"

"Just find a target and throw!"

They started argueing again and gave up trieing to hit one another. Insted they threw some huge cubes of jellie at everybody else just before it started raining fruit bowls.

[Miyanokouji]

ROSE remained orientated due top her in-built multiverse mapping software, but became rather worried as the roof caved in. Someone had flown a boat into it. The boat fell though the roof, and onto the floor of the diner, narrowly missing 12 singing ducks, and a miniature bus. The tiny shockwaves caused by the boat crashing into the ground made the ducks explode, and the bus started singing and driving about in random circles.
ROSE fired several heated portions of chips (as in made of potato and squishy and long, not made of potato and crispy and crunchy. Those are crisps.) at the falling roof, which, amazingly, had quite an effect. The roof of the diner blew clean off into the arena. This caused nothing else to happen.

ROSE walked out of the diner through the door. What she saw was...Not very interesting, so she walked back into the diner and collected the 12 exploded ducks' juices for later use.

[Panther385]

((RP LAG OH NOES! D: ))

Panther began randomly throwing stuff at people from her pocket dimesion- chairs, boxes, empty jars of mayo... Until she accidentally grabbed her own tail and flung herself into a nearby diner. After crashing through the roof, she donned a western outfit, complete with cowboy hat, boots, and that scarf-thing that the bandits put over their noses.

Her "'Dis town ain't big enough fer da both of us!" Came out as "Miff tan in bis nuff fah dah but off ush!" Due to the bandanna muffling her mouth. She attempted to take it off, but an ominous voice cackled. "Bwhahahhahah! I am the possesed bandanna, brought to life by the spirit of Smokey the Bear!"

"...Iffn he a bur dut hashs foyer?" (Isn't he a bear that hates fire?)

"NO! He was the most cleverest cowboy to ever stomp around the West!"

"Mull cefereisht? BHHMHHMHMHMHHM!"

"Hey, there wasn't great grammar back then, believe me! Now I shall exact my revenge upon this very area, for it is where I was fatally shot by my arch-nemisis... 2kul the Kid!"

[Jent]

*To avoid the chairs, boxes, empty jars of mayo, letter fragments, bricks, lamp shades, chairs, a printer, huge cubes of jelly, fruit bowls, and other stuff. Trace activated his reversing mirror, however he pointed it downwards, so the mirror pushed a clean cut circle of earth under Trace. With this dumb thing called "The Gravity Rule', Trace fell into the dark pit, but he wasn't alone. *

"What ever this thing is, now it belongs to the mole people!"

*Waking up from the fall, trace finds himself with giant humanoid mole creatures. Quickly, Traced yelled something stupid.*

"I DIDN'T SWAP DP'S POCKY WITH BROWN BROCCOLI, HONEST!"

"What, who is this DP?"

*Replied one of the mole people.*

"He is a g-, a silly human who eats pocky."

"We hate pocky!"

"If I give you twenty bucks, will you help me with the Insanity challenge?"

"Only if we can beat up this 'DP'."

"Deal."

*After handing the money to the mole man, who was the king. The mole king order all of his soldiers to go above ground to help Trace. Good thing the elevator is working. When the army was above ground, all of them went to attack DP, but Trace went to build a sand castle.*

[Somefreakoverthere]

"Ooh! More targets!"

Alexis smirked as the two headed shee made the windmill sail fly through trace's sand castle while throwing buckets at people and at one point a treadmill.

"What the crap's that?"

"Who cares? Just toss it at somebody, it's not like anybody will really care."

The two found they had run out of the larger items and grinned. They had stolen the cake Holloweyes and LS had made for Seph, so here was the perfect excuse to get rid of it.

Armed with moddified procective gear, Banshee&Alexis started catapulting lumps of the cake at people at a high speed without any reason why other than they wanted to see what happened.

[Jent]

Hay, that's it! Take this!

*Trace starts to gather spare energy from his body, then he launches two blazing fire orbs of doom towards the two headed shee. Then he dodges the piece of cake, soon is buried by Trace with sand.*

"Now for some pizza." *Trace grabs a cell phone, and then orders twenty pepperoni pizzas from the Pizza Palace.*

"They pizzas will by there in a hour, sir." "Thank you."

[3kul]

[Panther385]

"Iffsh nun meh, ish dish banfanna!" (It's not me, it's this bandanna!) Panther tugs at the possesed piece of cloth.

"Shush foo- ARRGBLBLB THE MIMES!" The ghost of Smokey the Bear had an insane, twitching fit which rendered him off of the shapeshifter's face. It lay writhing on the ground, as everyone knows that Mimes are the ultimate assasins. The feline grinned and stomped it into the dust, then walked away- only to bump into...

1kul! And a robotic creature with "4kul.97326532685" stamped on its chest. Panther figured it was from the furture, as "Google PWNZ" and "Google rulez teh world lolz!!1" was printed on almost every place on its body. The only space open had "Yayz Nintendo" written in.



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[addman]

((DAMN RP LAGGGG! I thought this was just going to be a one on one))

Addman had missed all the action due to an interesting beetle which had distracted him during the course of all this chaos. The beetle had braces on it's legs and had a very funny walk, which had inadvertently inspired Elvis to do his crazy legs dance fifty years previously, but Addman decided to follow it.

Upon leaving the arena, the beetle made a sharp turn and headed to the pub.

*two hours later*

Beetle: I think it's your round.
Addman: It was my round last time!
Beetle: But we beetles do no have any money, not since the cockroaches took all of our jobs down't pit...the pits of clams.
Addman: ...fine, if I buy you a drink, will you please stop talking about the olden days?
Beetle: Of course, mines a ginger beer.
Addman: You know how they make ginger beer?
Beetle: No?
Addman: Well first, they run a squeegee down Geri Halliwell's buttock cleavage and ....
Beetle: OH MY GOD NO!

The beetle covers it's ears, taking them away every few seconds to find out if Addman has stopped describing the horrible process, meaning that he keeps picking up random words of what Addman is saying. It sounded to him like:

Addman:..........then they curdle it.................and a falcon is involved.......selotape............stirred by minions of the antichrist...............with the hosepipe..........aubergines..........greasy scallops.............ballgagged and chained to a radiator..............in Trevor Nelson's basement..............and this is the hand that caused all the trouble!

Beetle: ARRRRGHHH!
Addman: Your screaming has inadvertently reawakened a childhood memory where I was looking at my watch whilst someone screaming loudly in my ear, meaning that I have an overwhelming urge to look at my watch....EGADS! I'll miss the contest!

And with that, Addman climbed up the chimney of the pub (he forgot where the door was) and grabbed two nearby geese, using them to fly to whereever everyone else was. With that, he dropped next to 3kul.

"What did I miss?"

[Miyanokouji]

"You missed much, Addman, unless you can travel forwards in time to the great car chase of 2000543, which was very interesting indeed. Enough of that though."

ROSE hovered in the air, then began spinning vertically at Addman. I'll draw a diagram so that simple minds can understand.

[Cloud]

((It was intentionally going to be one on one but every single person but Elvis showed up and all hell broke loose. Wait, I think Elvis DID show up. I think it's even better this way. ))

*Since Cloud was on his cupboard he had slightly missed out on some awesome events in the timeline thus making him late. He didn't know what he was late for but he knew he was losing the great car chase of some insane number. He had to make a change. He picked up 3000 dragons, that just happened to be lying around on the road, and stuffed them in the cupboard. This somehow made the cupboard purr like a kitten, which is impossible considering kittens weren't used in the cupboard manufacture. Anyway it didn't matter what the cupboard sounded like the point is this sound excited the cupboard and made it 18548949587878973485973495874503498836934679306.96857465 times faster -- a stupidly ridiculous number that just so happened to be the number of times the world got confused. This exact worldy confusive number made the cupboard appear exactly where 3kul was at this precise second in the multiverse. The fact that the number was the same as the number of times the world got confused could have just been coincidence. No one will ever know.*

Woah, 3kul what are you doing in a swimming pool? And what the hell are you wearing. MY EYES, MY BEAUTIFUL EYES.

*Cloud spots Addman beside 3kul wondering how he got to the swimming pool so fast without a cupboard that could seemingly do anything. It could even explode.*

BANG!

Cloud: There goes my cupboard. I will miss that thing terribly. Now where was I? Ah Addman, where have you been? You missed the great chase, or was it the great escape? You know that film with Steve McQueen in? I think I've forgot the point I was trying to make.

*And there we have it! Three seemingly ordinary people had somehow appeared in the same place with very strange means to get there, or here. At this point how would I even know.*

Cloud: Someone ought to sack that narrator.
Narrator: Oi, I pay your wages so you better watch what you say.
Cloud: I'm so scared. What are you going to do?
Narrator: I could cut your air times in half.
Cloud: Yeah ri...

*Cloud had somehow been censored from this pointless post that didn't really accomplish much apart from confuse us all. Now its time to turn our attention to the new lead role, SuperFuse! Look everyone it is the mighty SuperFuse, what a guy.*

SuperFuse: Bow down to my superiority. I am invincible.

*Suddenly the ratings go down, no one seems to be a fan of SuperFuse. A riot ensues.*

Rioteers: Who do we want? CLOUD. When do we want him? NOW!