Welcome to the Inconvenience Store (a relatively random RP)

Miyanokouji · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:38 am Post subject:

"Quel est-tu parles environ? Je ne comprends pas ta langue vilain, mais ÃƒÂ§a a semblÃƒÂ© tres stupide. Si je pourrait comprends tu, je tu n'aiderait pas, parce que tu as une verrue, tres vilain!!!" (What are you talking about? I can not understand your ugly language, but that looked very stupid. If I did understand you, I would not help you, because you have a very ugly wart!!!)

The deranged French-speaking monkey pushed past Cloud, going back towards Little Sister.

"Tu! Pourquoi n'est pas tu mort? Je suis tres fachÃƒÂ©! Maintainent tu mouras!!" (You! Why are you not dead? I am very angry! Now you will die!!)

After speaking, the monkey paused for dramatic purposes, then opened fire on LS with a micro-submachine gun.

alakin1 · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:53 am Post subject:

Alakin was extremely angry with EvilMonkeyInc because he had dropped his bottle of whale's milk, due to his surpise to find a grenade fly past him,
"Arrete avec la mitrailette espece de cloporte! Tu vas tout foutre en l'air! Tu ne trouve pas qu'il y'a pas assez de degats sans detruire tout les bouteilles de lait de baleine!?" he then waved his arms for no apparent reason, dropping another bottle, "Sapristi! Encore un bouteille casse! Tout ca c'est ta faute! Espece d'anaphabelte, cloporte, ectoplasme, coleoporte, miserable, dictateur, malotru, bougre de malapris!"
("Stop it with the machine gun, *insult* (i have no idea what this is in English) Don't you thnk there is enough damage without destroying all the bottles of whale's milk" "Damn! Another broken bottle! All that is your fault! *Many insults*")

Miyanokouji · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:18 pm Post subject:

"Ma lutte n'est pas avec tu, monsieur. Le lait de baleine n'est pas importante, les gardiens pouvont nettoyer ÃƒÂ§a." (My fight is not with you, sir. The whale's milk is not important, the janitors can clean it.) ((My French may have fallen down here. The explanation is EMI isn't really that great at French.))

EMI resumed firing at Little Sister.

alakin1 · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:30 pm Post subject:

"PAS IMPORTANT!? PAS IMPORTANT!? Et quoi encore!? Le lait de baleine, pas importante! Vous etes fou monsieur! Je dirais meme, tres fou! Et arrete avec cette mitraillete!"
("NOT IMPORTANT!? NOT IMPORTANT!? What next!? Whale's milk, not important! You are mad mister! I mean, very mad! And stop with that machine gun!"

Miyanokouji · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:39 pm Post subject:

((Translations please. Not everyone in the Dojo can speak French, and I'm a very lazy translator))

"Pah, je crache sur ton chien! Ta mere, elle n'est pas belle, elle est si vilain si la derriere d'un ÃƒÂ©lÃƒÂ©phant! Elle est une horreur! Prends-tu ton lait de baliene, et sortir de ma vue en cas je suis forcÃƒÂ© tu tuer!!"
(Pah, I spit on your dog! Your mother, she is not beautiful, she is as ugly as the bottom of an elephant! She is an abhorrence! Take your whales' milk and get out of my sight, in case I am forced to kill you!!)

GBE · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:58 pm Post subject:

Jenkich stares at Tala who appears to be trying to act overly dominant to him. "Oh, I know the alpha female is the most continuous leader of a pack. But then rules are there to be broken. When I'm around, those rules are broken. You understand.

I have met your kind before, and time and again, you are too weak to match me. You should respect and fear my scent, or are yours too dull, furling...?"

Turning to Embri, "You distrust me. Sensible. But there is nothing but gain for you should you come with me. I wish to show you, interesting pastures. It would be in your profit to accompany me..."

As he was talking to Embri, his free arm was held behind his back, and slowly morphed into that of a large, much more powerful Lycan than Tala may have seen before, becoming covered in fur. Rapidly, he changes it back, and bringing his arm back into Embri's view...

Swix · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:36 am Post subject:

*Talas teeth shifted back to human, as she stared at Jenkich's arm. A low growl is emitted from her throat*

Do you mean to threaten me? Hmmph, you know nothing, nothing of pack structure.

*She tilted her head however, in that oh-so painful looking to a human way*

My 'kind' are not common, how is it you have come across others?

GBE · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject:

Now seeing he had the other females complete interest, he turns to face her full on, and bares his own teeth, which elongate to that similar of a lycans, and shorten back to their original form.

"Sport. That is why your kind are not rare. I know of pack structure, but I am obeyed still, for my prescence is respected. I know more than you would imagine. I could show you the souls of those defeated if you wish. Or, perhaps I could make you show me respect...?" His eyes darken as he says this, menacing...

Swix · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:03 pm Post subject:

You show us no respect, why should we respect you?

*Tala retorts, the shapeshifting show unimpressed her. An eyebrow slightly raised itself as well as her unnatural looking head tilt. Tala didn't appreciate threats of any kind, especially off someone whom she'd never met before*

Zerrer · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:17 pm Post subject:

hmm... time travel didn't work.. i guess it wasn't me wh shoved it through the portal...
ahh well..

AHA!! it will! (goes back in time to keep al from getting it here in the first place)

GBE · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:53 pm Post subject:

"I show all the respect I need. Perhaps you'd like a closer demonstration. You appear unimpressed with me..." He smiles malevolantly...

Swix · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:58 pm Post subject:

That would be because I am

*Tala retorted, though the malevolent smile managed to disturb her human side a little. The born werewolf wondered if he was ever going to get to the point, or if he would just keep going around in circles all day*

GBE · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:44 pm Post subject:

"Very well...." He suddenly charges towards Tala, forming into a large, black furred werewolf, teeth bared, and bigger than they should be for an average werewolf.

His claws tear at the dirt in the ground, his muscles rippling as his limbs move. At the last second, he pounces towards Tala with speedy gait, in an attempt to maul and bite her...

Swix · Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:01 pm Post subject:

*Tala changes into her full Were form, the 7 foot tall bipedal one as Jenkich charges and pounces at her*

*Being what she is, a below average strength but well above average speed werewolf Tala moves with Jenkichs pounce, falling to the ground and starting to roll backwards. Her clawed, furred hands and her powerful legs pushing up, hoping to send Jenkich over the top of her. All the time his claws dug in and she was growling*

GBE · Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:57 pm Post subject:

Jenkich himself is at 8' 5" tall in his form. Tala fortunately managed to roll him over her head as she hit the ground. Jenkich quickly rolls over, teeth bared, a large growl eminating from deep within.

He quickly pounces towards Tala, aiming to sink his teeth into her shoulder, saliva dripping from his maw, eyes narrowed to avoid as much damage to them as possible...