Welcome to the Inconvenience Store (a relatively random RP)

3kul · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:03 am Post subject:

Little Sister gave Panther a quizical look, then extended several tendrils around the shapeshifter's back and led her to the diner section of the Inconvenience Store. A length of hair shot out in front of them to hold the door to the kitchen open as the Parasitian continued to lead Panther on in.

Inside, Little Sister slammed a rather large bucket of something down on the bench. It looked like an oversized cup of ramen noodles, but from the way it was pulsating and the bright pictures of monsters on the front it quite obviously was not. The label read 'SPACE RAMEN: MUTANT SLUG FLAVOUR' in several different languages, though none of these were English. Little Sister handed Panther a note, then quickly scuttled back out to the front counter.

The note read:

Miyanokouji · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:28 am Post subject:

A green hole appeared in the wall behind the counter.
"Hurrah, it's up! Wrong place though. ...Crap! Ugh!"
There was much general grunting noise and glass smashing noise. The hole sprayed bits of glass all over the counter.
"Haha! Got you now!"
There was a thud, followed by a long screech. EvilMonkeyInc fell through the hole, which disappeared very soon after the monkey was through.
The monkey stood up, blinked, look around for a bit, then exclaimed, towards Little Sister, "Etez-vous une hotel!? Je voudrais une chambre, garcon." (Are you a hotel!? I would like a room, boy)

There was a pause.

"Monseur! Mon Dieu! J'ai besoin d'une chambre. Maintainent!" (Mister! My God! I have need of a room. Now!"

3kul · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:53 am Post subject:

Little Sister stared at the monkey for a little while. She had no idea what the hell it was trying to say, and she was wondering whether or not she should really care. Quickly grabbing several brooms, she lashes them out at the monkey, hoping to scare the filthy babbling beast out of the Store, or at least into the kitchen.

Miyanokouji · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:30 am Post subject:

"Merde! Tu est un salop impoli! Je deteste cette hotel! Je desire partir! Ou est la sortie, vilain?" (S**t! You are an impolite *JUMPING PEPPERS!*! I hate this hotel! I wish to leave! Where is the exit, ugly?)

Little Sister just continued lashing out with the brooms, so EvilMonkey hid in the weaponry aisle, behind an AK. He whispered to no-one in particular.

"Merde! Mon francais mal n'est pas bon! Mais je suis prende les cours!" (S**t! My bad French is not good. But I am taking lessons.")

Zerrer · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:19 am Post subject:

"dude, it is speaking french! ce n'est pas un hÃƒÂ´tel ! vous ÃƒÂªtes un singe stupide ! sortez et apprenez de l'anglais !" (this is not a hotel! you are a stupid monkey! get out and learn some english!)

One of the nameless goons that work cleaning the store asks "what are you doing in the weapons aisle?" "BLUAGH!!!" the goon runs for his life and fails. " MUAHAHAHA!!! I'd like paper AND plastic for his body. how much is it?"

3kul · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:39 am Post subject:

((Zerrer, those 'nameless goons' have names you know Razz

Staff list:
* Addman (Assistant Store Manager)
* Cloud (Store Worker)
* Netdroid9 (Janitor, I think)
* Silver Phoenix [Net's character] (Security)
* Panther (Cook, maybe?)

So yeah, don't go calling them rude names like that Razz

))

Miyanokouji · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:48 am Post subject:

((I'm too lazy for accents live with it you OLD MEN))

"Pah, L'anglais, c'est tres stupide! Vous etez gonflant!!" (Pah, English, it is very stupid! You are damned irritating!"
EvilMonkey picked up the AK he'd been hiding behind and shot randomly at anything which moved. Then anything which didn't. He hopped off the shelf and looked at the explosives section.

"Ah, tres bon! Une grenade! Patron! Un cadeau!" (Ah, very good! A grenade! Shopkeeper! A present!)

The monkey pulled the pin of the grenade out and threw it towards the counter.

alakin1 · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:40 am Post subject:

Alakin had walked into the store to buy a bottle of whale's milk when the grenade flew past him,
"Oi! Could whoever's throwing grenades around please stop, you might damage a bottle of whale's milk!"

Zerrer · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:47 am Post subject:

(no, i was talking about those nameless goons that are hired for like a month.)

"cessez de nous attaquer ! ! Felbeasts !!" alors plusieurs felbeasts marchent dedans et prennent les armements du monky et ils le goupillent avalent.

("Stop attacking us!! Felbeasts!!" then several felbeasts walk in and take the weaponry from the monkey and they pin him down.)

"Plus, nous parlons anglais ! vous pas ! vous n'ÃƒÂªtes pas l'un de nous ! Je GAGNE ! ! !"
Plus, We speak english! you don't! you aren't one of us! I WIN!!!

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

Embri tosses her head and stares at the creature in front of her.

"Why would I go with you? I have work to attend, male." The mare manages to intone the last word implying Jenkich couldn't possibly know what work was.

"I am certainly not going anywhere with you until I know where and why." Embri snorted, pawing the ground slightly in impatience. She watches the exchange between the shapeshifter and Panther.

She shied sideways, ears flicking back. Jenkich's tone of voice and words towards Panther made her nervous. He sounded all too much like a rogue stallion looking for a herd, though perhaps it was different with wolves. She shook her head a little. His behavior was most puzzling...

Zerrer · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:24 pm Post subject:

suddenly zerrer has an idea. "vous allez ÃƒÂ un hÃƒÂ´tel, ok ?" (you are going to a hotel, okay?) then he makes a green portal and grabs the monkey.
"Hurrah, it's up! Wrong place though. ...Crap! Ugh!"
the monkey tried to get free and broke a window
"Haha! Got you now!"
Zerrer hit the monkey on the head and tried to force it into the portal.

Panther385 · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:03 pm Post subject:

Panther sighed as she read the note, then looked at the space ramen container. Sadly, she only knew how to make instant ramen. Before she could try and decipher the label, the cup exploded and a large, slimy mutant slug burst out. Geez, it's ugly enough to be a relative of Slugfoot's... She mused to herself, before looking around in the kitchen for some kind of weapon- a spoon, atleast. The feline resorted into changing one of her arms into a giant spatula and started whacking the extraterrestrial beast with it. She prodded around with her now tentacle-tail in the cabinets for a pot or something to hold this in. The tail found a slightly rusting round pot and also began hitting the monstrous slug with it. The sounds of battle and violent curses could be heard outside the kitchen. Now to find a sink....

Miyanokouji · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:49 am Post subject:

((Zerrer...How the hell did you manage to travel back in time, and become AL -inside- the Corrupted Cave?

Here's a quick rundown of my first post.

Swix · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:00 am Post subject:

((Hey 3kul, if LS is referring to Tala talking, she's back in her human form now. She just shifted her teeth so they are much sharper than human, since to her Jenkich appears to be asuming he would be an alpha male [and not obeying the laws of the pack].

If you're referring to SFOT's character from earlier however, ignore this Razz

))

Cloud · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:45 am Post subject:

((Al you genius! Razz

I'm fairly insanity'd up after taking a trip down to the Challenge Arena so beware, although it seems that's happened to everyone in here. Twisted Evil

))

*Cloud exploded from one of the aisles hoping to scare Addman. It didn't work since he was nowhere to be seen. Instead he fell straight into EvilMonkeyInc who seemed to be arming himself for war.*

Oh sorry. Err, do you have a license to use all of these weapons? If not we can create one right here in this shop for a small price. It will fool most government and lawyer types unless they are rank 263 or higher. To fool those types of things you will need this.

*Procures a strange device from his back pocket.*

This is a memory changing device. I'll show you how it works. First pull the top like this.

*A buildup of energy is heard buzzing through the device.*

Then twist it not once, twice but 300 times!

*Cloud stands there twisting the device then realises it would take too long so he puts it into a machine to do the twisting for him. This took precisely 3 seconds.*

Now speak into the device very softly while stroking it ever so gently. Obviously the words you say need to be a date of some kind but general words will work. For instance I could erase your memory from 1982 to now or I could make you forget a word.

*Cloud speaks into the device.*

Now for the final phase you press the top like so.

*The machine releases the energy it was building in a series of blinding flashes.*

ARRRRGGGGH! My eyes, my burning eyes! Now where I? I don't feel that great. Ah yes I just using this device here. Wait, something is wrong! I've forgotten the word ' '. Well that didn't work. I've forgotten it so how can I tell anyone what that word .