DJPD - Dojopolis Police Department

Kazumaru

((I got kinda bored today and though this up. Of course, someone needs to enforce the law in this town, right? If you wanna join, just state your character and position, and RP away!))

Name: Kazumaru
Job title: Incompetent precinct cheif.

Kazumaru shoved a pile of paperwork off of his desk. Head in his hands, he said "Another murder... bullet to the left temple... same as the other six."

He pointed his finger at the pile of paperwork on the floor, and zapped it, leaving only ash. "Why oh why did I ever take this job..." he said.

Suddenly, he heard someone pounding on his door...

Zerrer · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:10 am Post subject:

Name: Zerrer
Job Title: Gang Leader
Sentence: Life, for causing deaths of 216 people.
(Someone has to be a prisoner!)

He burst through the door, and started running to the evidence chest. he started opening the locks on it, ignoring the chief.

Fort · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:33 pm Post subject:

Name: Bally Baker
Job: Janitor

Bally Baker lived inside the Police Chiefs closet, and he never left, one day, he entered it by accident, thinking it was the door to the Fire Chief's office, for the past twenty years he lived there, refusing the fact that he had got the wrong door. People fed him with slices of ham and other thin foodstuffs, through the gap in the door.
Currently, the gang leader had miraculasly just knocked over a trailing hose leading under the closet. The hose in question contained hot soup, and was now pumping its contents into the evidence locker, leaving poor Bally deprived.
"Hey! I wasn't finished yet!" roared a muffled voice from the closet.

Zerrer · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:01 am Post subject:

Zerrer walked right by the unattentive chief and opened the door, yelling "you will help me get my hammer or i will kill you AND put the fact that you went into the wrong door into the public!"

Fort · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:26 pm Post subject:

*A hand shoots out of the cuboard holding a noveltey toy hammer to Zerrer*
It's all that's in here!

Zerrer · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:35 pm Post subject:

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

zerrer's hands start glowing, and he throws the hammer at the poor janitor, misses, and the hammer hits the wall, and then it flashes and turns into raige.

"the cops must have disguised it! hey! janitor! go turn on the alarm so i can show my leet RP skills and own them!"

Fort · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:48 am Post subject:

The Janitor raised his hands, his eyes looking at Zerrer in a slightly "you're derranged fashion."
'The Cops disguised it? Listen buddy, this heres the Chief Inspector's office, not the Sacred Magic Circle.'
With that, the Janitor closed the door on Zerrer, humming loudly the national anthom of Closet people "I'm not listening to you."

Zerrer · Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:20 pm Post subject:

Zerrer grabs him, lifts him up by the collar of his uniform, and starts humming the tune until bally stops, then yells "i need my hammer!" *twitch*
*twitch* "where is the keys to the evidence locker!!"