Invasion of the spambots RPG!

drlupinmario · Guest

A well-Unknown fact about the unamed planet (And system) of the dojo: There is a giant forcefeild surronding it. This field, Is ment to keep out things such as spambots and hackers (Even though sometimes they are able to slip by it) .

This would end here, But unfortunely, It doesnt...

Yesturday at 12:00 Midnight (Zero hour), The spambots and |-|@xz0rz (Or, Hackers in english) have been able to get through the gate. How? The |-|@xz0rz worked hard to open a small hole in the gate. Slowly, This hole has gotten bigger. Soon, The spambots fired all of their LOLpodz in the hole, Aimed right at the dojo wilds.

Gerard was the first to notice a breakthrough. As he is unable to do anything like make a P.S.A (Public service annoucement), He paniked and grabed a shotgun as the pods landed in the wilds...

(Info on the 'Bots: Regular spambots Usually look like a can of SPAM, But with legs and arms. They have the inate abilty to plauge minds with threesome prono, Amoung other things. They bleed Spam when killed (Spam in this case, Being the Lunch meat)

3l33t spambots have SOME hacking abiltys and can mess with computers. They look like spam cans... But now with cheese! (So says the label). They also bleed spam... With cheese!

|-|@xz0rz can totally mess with pc's. Hell, They can destroy anything electronic. They look like Poorly made MSPAINT people. They bleed 0's and 1's.)

Goron40 · Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:19 am Post subject:

((No. No way in hell. We DO NOT need an RP of something that is already happening. Razz

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drlupinmario · Guest

Kazumaru · Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:04 am Post subject:

((Spambots: The Shaving Cream! Spambots: The Flamethrower!))

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:16 am Post subject:

((Spambots:the plushie!Um,yeah,we need to get on with the RPG.))

It wasn't hi-tech but it was at least doing something:In this case,the weapon we're talking about is a frying pan.Spirt,Soul,Kita,Banshee&Alexis and Unknown had been randomly walking through the wilds armed with frying pans.

What had they done when they had run into a spambot?They all hit it over what they presumed was the head,and managed to find Gerard out of sheer luck.Unknown had been the first target,so she was slung over spirits shoulder.

drlupinmario · Guest

(Every 1 of 10 spambots has a MSPAINT -made head. Thoose are SPAMSCOUTS. The one you found, Did have one. Spambots are packed in cans of spam (It is via the power of l33t that they all fit into them) Until they are ready to deploy. More units of them are comming up... Maybe)

A spamscout slowly approaches Gerard in the wilds. Quickly, He fires as many shells as he can at it "DIEDIEDIEDIE" He yells as the spamscout's can begins to leak away that meaty surprise...

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What I am going to say about spambots is going to be OOC, Yet none of this has yet to be revealed to anyone IC. Spambots have a metal can for a body containing SPAM, Which they slowly turn into whatever they wish, Usually Prono. They have a metal CPU brain in the center (spamBOTS) . More about them will be revealed when my creative juices get running again

LordPsycho · Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:56 am Post subject:

((

's are the registered currency of the Evil Council, and it stands for Cornelius Lives, and is exchangable for the right to kill one Cornelius Clone))

drlupinmario · Guest

(Thanks sensi for putting in usless info on this RP, Thus makingi t hard to add more content in it.. Wait! I got an idea!)

A small division of spambots attempt to gang up on TheSensei, And upload some REALLY dirty black lesbian VIDEOS. Not photos, But VIDEOS!

(Im bad Smile

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Suddenly, A flying Spam UFO hovers over Gerard. He responds by running the hell away from it, As who knows what goes on in there? (Probobly a huge 10-some orgy) Anouther one near Somefreakoverthere's group beams down 3 Spambot 3l33ts

LordPsycho · Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:24 pm Post subject:

Suddenly a swish pierces the air around the 1337 spambots and a blinding light evelopes them. When the light fades, three orginary packets of Lunchmeat ("Normalized" spam) sit where the three spambots stood.

Behind them stood Dau'Pay. He had a rather annoyed look in his face as he started hacking down more spambots. He'd have to strangle Rodney for such sloppy programming when he got a chance. To think, the guy was supposed to be some kind of "Software Engineer". Unfortunately, due to the inter-dimensional connection they shared, his sloppy work meant more work for DP.

DP shouted at Gerard "Sound the alarm, we need as many people as we can here now to try to stem this flow. I need to get to the Temple in Psychotopia so that I can get enough power to break the interdimensional bonds and get a hold of Rodney to seal this rift! ((for those who don't know, Dau'Pay is another name for DP, as well as Au'Marui, and God of Insanity)).

drlupinmario · Guest

Meanwhile....

Two hackers are busy communicating to each other (Note: Hackers use l33t speak. It is an innate lanugae. This has been translated into english)

Hacker 1: Okay, You see this disket? It contains a viris to courrupt the dojo. All we need to do is put the virii on the main computers. They are at the coruptt cave, The tundra, The southern fronteir, The Evergreen glades, And the central plains
Hacker 2: Then what?
Hacker 1: Then these so called "Gods" Of the dojo will be powerless!
Hacker 2: And Then?
Hacker 1: Then.... I dont know... Who cares?
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(Sorry If I am making up a bunch of stuff, But since I know that Thesensi is pretty damn Uber, And now that I taunted him in this rp, Unless I make up some way to turn his power down, Thoose spam forces are lunch meat! (Wait! They already are!) )
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"Alarm? What alarm? I cant do any of this! Its highly unautherorized! Yes I do it all the time when you guys arnt looking (Why the hell did I say that?) But that is diffrent! You dont know that I am hacking into your computers..." Gerard yells before he relizes he just spilled an important secret which could mean death if it was found out "Oh great DP, Forgive me! Pleeese forgive me *Cries* I have no fighting experiance! I know I am going to be slaughterd by you for leaking info about the dojo to myself! ... Fine, Since I will be cannon fodder anyways, I am going to help you! Im going to help save the dojo! Yeah!
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Robonorn shows up next to gerard "M3aster. Porn at www.lolthisisnotalinkfreeXXXlol.kom.lol (Replace that with a real porn link) . He keeps repeating that... Over... And over... And over... And over... again...

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:19 am Post subject:

The 5 awake shee glanced at each other when Dau'pay mentioned a alarmthrew back their heads and screamed/shouted/yelled.

Kita launched herself into the sky,heading west to see if there was any bell at psychotopia that she could use.Spirit sprinted north whilst stil shouting,Unknown still whispering 1s and 0s in her sleep.Soul went south,and B&A started fighting,leaping at spammbots and biting the until they stopped struggling before knocking down another.It was slow but affective,as two heads really can be better than one.

drlupinmario · Guest

Gerard notices someone in the sky. Quickly, He deploys his Pocket-MiniZeep*, Puts Robonorn in the trunk, Turns the keys, And follows it "HEY! YOU UP THERE! CAN YOU HELP GUIDE ME TO THE ALARM? HELLOO?" He yells (Note: Kita cant hear gerard real well, Maybe because he is on the ground and kita is whoknowshowhigh in the air).

Two Bluecarrot-Cars gang up on the side of the MiniZeep. "Ohmy. I cant drive and shoot at the same time! I might run into something!" He thinks aloud. "Somebody! Help me!"

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*(A pocket MiniZeep is a small box that you can toss anywhere and it becomes a allterrain and decently fast, Yet small, Jeep with Two seats and a small trunk. It can turn itself into more of a humvee with a press of a button, Yet it still is pretty small)

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:35 am Post subject:

Kita's ears snapped backwards and she looked downwards before she dive-bombed the car on the jeeps left.she dragged its driver out and upwards,and dropped.She dived at the other car,this time she simply smashed the stearing wheel.

Flying low above gerald,she called down to him:

"Follow me:Oh,and my names Kita.Nice to meet another shee here."

She was about to say something else,but she managed to fly into a tree and started falling,a huge hole in her wing.

drlupinmario · Guest

As he gets lifted up by Kita, He slowly see his Zeep being crushed and robonorn hopping on the back of one of the Bluecarrot cars before they dart away "I say, Wouldent it be a good idea if I attached some Highpowerd thrusters onto the underside of my Zeep, Allowing it to do a VTO..."

Just then, They crash into the tree. Two H@ckers pass them, Talking about Counterstrike and World of warcrap. Ugh.

In other places, Uggel is eating some 'Shrooms (Orks like shrooms. "Dat'z why der skinz are green, Stupid!") When 5 cans of spam approach him. Sucsessfully, He bashes one with an axe and shoots out a clip of bullets onto anouther, Then bashes two cans togeather and Constricts the last one "Whada helliz goin on 'ere?"

(Note: Drlupinmario does not like world of warcrap. Why? It just sucks. Counterstrike is pretty good however)