Me'z Beggin' for a Fight! (Uggul Grotuz)

drlupinmario · Guest

Uggul Grotuz was wating in the dojo, Being... Bored. A well known fact about Orks is that they do not like wating and "Mu'kin 'bout!". After wating one hour for something to happen, He yells out "Iz Dere anyone who Kan stand up to ME?!"

Danikat · Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:20 am Post subject:

*Danikat emerged from one of the bedrooms on the second floor, walked over to the stairs and jumped over the rail, landing on the table in the middle of the room*

Danikat: I'll give it a try.

Leporidae · Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:21 am Post subject:

A two foot tall half-goblin ran into the dojo. His skin color was the same as the average brittan and was dressed very old fashion. And that wasn't very surprising because goblins died out years ago. His brown tunic was laced with crimson coverd a green blouse. His choice of pants were a dark brown. And his little bag was a darken color and is held at the wrists, Soon you notice that he has a dagger slung at his side as well. The half-goblin was running away from something when he bumped into Uggul by mistake. "Oof!" He fell to the floor with a plop. Within a second or two, he noticed the Ork standing infront of him. The half goblin, being old fashion, stood back up and began to speak. "Ack! I'm dreadfully sorry! It's not like me to run into people in this such fashion. I'm Offa of Elderwoods, Oh, and do you know what year it is? Last I checked, it was 1633."

drlupinmario · Guest

Uggle looks at the halfgoblin freak "Ya wuldent be one of dem Wyrdboyz wuldya?" He asks the halfgoblin before looking at his oppenent....

Uggul snorts "Whuz dis? A Humie? Bwah, Itz Betta' den wait'n Round..." He mumbles loudly before rushing into the table...
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God whispers into your ear "I would recomend getting... OFF the table... Unless you wish to have a broken leg, Foot, or arm.... Or all of the above!

Danikat · Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:04 pm Post subject:

*Danikat decides to take "God's" advice and as the ork hits the table she
crouches low and then suddenly leaps into the air, hovering near the cealing with one fist clenched*

Danikat: Your going to have to try harder than that.

*She opens her closed hand and tiny marhmellows ((grabbed from the table)) drop onto the ork*

Danikat: Oh and by the way, I'm not human.

drlupinmario · Guest

Whatif?: (Note: You never see his face, He has three rings on his fingers that spell GOD ) You say "Thanks man" God replys with "Not a prob", Giving you the thumbsup
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(Real post)
Uggel grabs a ton of the marshmellows in his hand, Squishing them to make a goey mess in his hand "Huh Huh, If Yer not a Humie, Whut are ya? Ya dun look Orkie..." He says, Swinging his Powerclaw at you

HisLordship · Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:46 pm Post subject:

*observes from the gallery*

Amusing. He has possible potential. And so does the future.

*continues to observe tacitly*

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

((Two things, one why you got five green belts, and you change your name back to normal?))

*Natu whispers to HisLordShip.*

"Yes he does, though he soon will have to pick a side, or not."

HisLordship · Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:21 pm Post subject:

(I only wished that you would know the answer to that.)

"Choose sides?"

*the idea perplexes and amuses the old bird, as the expression on his normally mask-like face clearly indicates*

"Why choose sides when one can create one's own?"

If only you knew the half of all thisss....

"Quite frankly, I would bet on Danikat bringing this beast to its knees. my intuition tingles with such a feeling, for certain."

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

*Natu listens to what Hislordship said. then he replied back.*

"Yes he could make a new team." *Natu's where changing red, his teeth got sharper, and he got bulk."

"Well, well, well. Is your name Hislordship by the chance? Being trapped inside Natu for five years gets annoying quite fast, eh." *said Natu (or who ever is controlling him) with a more evil tone in his voice.*

((P.S. (to everyone) Natu might lose control over his body for a few minutes or more.))

Danikat · Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:31 am Post subject:

Danikat: What I am is not important. For now I'm the person who's attackin you.

*With that she draws her sword and in the same moment folds her wings, dropping towards the ork with the blade pointed straight at him*

drlupinmario · Guest

Uggle opens his powerclaw and closes it real hard on the blade "Whaat? Yer blade Isn't Snappin'!" He yells, Using his other hand to try and punch you in the face "Cheat'r!"

Leporidae · Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:36 am Post subject:

Offa was forced no more then to wath the fight and doging anything that gets into his way. Although, being called a 'Wyrdboy' was more confusing, since he never heard of it. The wisest thing to do, probibly in his case, is to ask everyone in the room. His ear twitched and he began to ask "Excuse me, but I wish to ask. What are 'Wyrdboyz'?"

Danikat · Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:49 am Post subject:

*Danikat was hanging by one hand from the blade (which was still trapped in the power claw). As the ork swung at her she tried to dodge out the way but the punch hit her wing and swung her around, wrenching her sword ((left)) arm painfully*

*Gritting her teeth against the pain Danikat yanks the sword out from the powerclaw, slicing a tiny section off in the process ((according to her profile Danikat's sword can cut pretty much anything)). She lands and turns quickly to face the ork, rolling her shoulder to assess the damage to her arm*

drlupinmario · Guest

(Pleese note that I am fine with ANYONE joining this RP. After all, Orks love big fights. Also, More info on Orks can be found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ork_%28Warhammer_40%2C000%29
I do not play the wargame warhammer, I just play the video game)
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"Stop Movin' Round so I kan WIN!" He yells as he backs up from you and randomly punches the Halfgoblin freak "Buh, I betcha Your more entertaining den 'er. Bah, Cmon, Both of ya, Fight meh!
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Wow, Danikat is lefthanded? Never knew that. But I do know that you are NOT a human, And your sword can prettymuch cut anything, Because that is why your sword did not snap (From my understanding, Almost unbreakable swords can cut through almost anything)
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Cmon danikat, Post already gaddamnit!