What to do when you're an evil overlord.

Gryph · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 10

39. Look, we all see that the cape is cool. The cape is cool, okay? The cape looks awesome. But the highest fashion won't save you from snagging. Do you want to die?

40. Flies are caught more readily with a single drop of honey than with a cask of vinegar. The evil lair was a great concept, and the architect was a genius, but in the competitive market of supervillainy it doesn't stand a chance. Plant some evil trees! Put an evil soda machine outside, or something!

alakin1 · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:55 am Post subject:

41.Don't make promises with aliens ad then break them.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:13 am Post subject:

42. If you do, make sure to either kill them first or at least make sure you do it with aliens who aren't smart enough to realise you double-crossed them until it's too late and you've already fired your death-ray at their sun.

alakin1 · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:24 am Post subject:

43. Always use extremely dumb henchmen so they aren't clever enough to take over your evil empire.

UncleAsriel · Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:56 pm Post subject:

44. If the hero is a man, always hit on the hero's girlfriend, just to tick him off so that he has all the more reason to kill you. If the hero is a woman, be a chauvanist pig around her, and try to use every sleazy technique known to sentient life to get off with her.

Have a nice afterlife.

alakin1 · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:49 pm Post subject:

45. Always do the unexpected and the original. Then the heroes can't guess what you'll do next!

HisLordship · Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:50 pm Post subject:

Always act better than one's own troops. It gives them all the more reason to betray you in the end.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject:

47. Democracy works best when the elections are rigged.

HisLordship · Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:13 pm Post subject:

When you capture the hero's friends, never cause them any sort of bodily harm or unacceptable torture. Just because one is evil and callous doesn't mean one ought to be mean!

alakin1 · Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject:

49.Don't waste time with ridiculous poses.

50.Don't hold your finger on the trigger for five minutes just to annoy the hero, it's a waste of time.