Stupid Statistics/Funny Facts

Danikat · Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:48 pm Post subject:

The Force is in fact just duct tape. It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

99% of all problems can be solved with 2 things: WD-40 and Duct tape. If it moves and shouldn't use duct tape, if it doesn't move and should use WD-40.

GBE · Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject:

Cloud is in fact just jealous that he never saw that blade of grass...

Addman is in fact a fat man in a tight outfit, much to Fort's glee.....

Quizmania is in fact the greatest piece of broadcasting ever invented....

Eating good bacteria is bad, eating bad bacteria boosts your brain activity...

There is a nuke in this thread....

Cloud · Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:31 am Post subject:

I am so jealous I never saw that blade of grass.

I need to see that blade of grass soon.

Still waiting for that grass to appear.

Enough about grass, lets discuss flying elephants that are pinkular in their colour approach.

I have nothing funny to say so I'm just rambling, help me stop it immediately.

addman · Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:26 am Post subject:

alakin1 · Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:14 am Post subject:

Calculators were first developed as secret bombs meant to hypnotise people into pressing the detonate button that was disguised as enter.

Clouds are really toxic fumes from corpses.

99.0000001% of all people nowadays can't work out division in their heads.

Panther385 · Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:55 am Post subject:

Rub your feet on a carpet, then touch the family cat. The cat will thank you for this!

I can dislocate my shoulder on whim! ((True fact! Surprised

))

Eating the Wall Slime from the Corrupted Cabe is good fro your health.

Don't listen to Evanescence 24 hours a day, lest you end up like me. (('Nother true fact.))

All your base belong to us!

I was the one that first saw the amazing white plane! Shame on thee, Cloud, for telling such horrendous lies!

alakin1 · Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:01 pm Post subject:

Humans are really alien invaders and animals are the original inhabitants of Earth.

1% of all government workers eat cheese.

More than 90% of all smilies are yellow.

addman · Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:44 am Post subject:

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter!

Cornelius was the first man to walk on the sun.

alakin1 · Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:02 am Post subject:

Before the year 10AD the number 0 was never used.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:35 pm Post subject:

GBE · Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject:

((Sorry Addman, I'm being a bit harsh... I'll tone it down... Nay! We shall pair up and find a new victim! Onwards my blue furry friend! Twisted Evil

))

Addman is actually a talented rapper (half-truth Razz

)

Net once slipped into the same bath as Cornelius, I have the compromising pictures...

Net never figered out how he slipped into the bath (to date, The Ghost Who Eats Paper is to blame)

3kul is actually a nit-picker in disguise....

Modern Toss is one of the greatest recent comedy series to be shown on TV (true fact)

alakin1 · Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:54 am Post subject:

Sanity and insanity are the same thing, only called differently.

When you die by fire you have a 50% chance of becoming a demon.

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:05 am Post subject:

It's been proven that you can'r leave the CC forever.

Death is only a minor setback,it's life you've got to worry about.

Height's don't kill you,it's the ground that really does your head in.

Danikat · Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:04 am Post subject:

Only two things in life are certian: death and taxes. And we're not so sure about death.

alakin1 · Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:48 am Post subject:

There is a 99% chance that you will die one day.

Each time you take a step there is a 0.0001% chance that you'll fall into a dimensional flux and get teleported somewhere else in the universe.