The Cave Moves...

[Netdroid9]

((First person narrative time! Yay! Im roleplaying as Net, if you couldn't guess .))

Fate has a funny way of screwing you over when you least expect it. At least I'm alive, aren't I? It could be worse, I guess. I'd better start from the beginning.

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We were holding a party in the cave, and everyone was invited. Why? We were going to do our evilest and most insane plot yet: We were going to talk in negative haikus. As the crowds gathered and we practiced our poetic skill, I noticed a discrepancy. The slime on the cave-walls had turned a nasty shade of Magenta. The slime changed colour depending on how good or bad our luck was. Green for good, deep or even light purple for bad. Usually it was grey. I dismissed it as a trick of the eye and continued practising my 'Ode to a Hamburger', which I'd planned to sing after dinner. Put quite frankly, it was crap.

Everyone had gathered now, ready for the feast to begin. I opened my mouth to speak, when the cave tumbled and flipped over. I blacked out for... A minute? Maybe two? When I got up, the first thing I noticed was the ruined food. Whimpering at the thought of a dozen ruined deserts, I walked towards the Cave's exit portal. Then I saw it. A svanna where the Dojo had once been.

We'd finally moved, taking everyone else with us. And here I am, wondering what to do. I suppose I'll wait until someone else wakes up, I guess.

[Danikat]

((I think I'm going to stick to third person if thats alright with you. I get confused if I start calling Danikat 'me'.))

*Danikat groaned and pushed a plate of greyish hamburgers off of her before standing up, a little unsteadly. She really should have known better than to accept a party invitation from the EC. Most likely this had been their intention all along. But on the bright side it looked like she would be spared from eating Slugfoot's cooking*

*As she tried to walk forward she found she was still a little dizzy and spread her wings a bit to help balance her as she made her way towards Net, who seemed to be the only other person actually standing up at the moment*

Danikat: I suppose this is the part where you laugh at us all and tell us how brilliantly your plan worked?

((Oh yeah, I'm going to ask this now to save time later: Normally Danikat is able to talk to her dragons across neigbouring dimensions, like from the Dojo to the Cave for example. But since this is your story and your dimension I'll leave it up to you: will she be able to contact them or is she on her own?))

[addman]

Another party? All the EC seems to do these days is party. We should rename ourselves the Party Council, and attend children's birthday functions, weddings, funerals and the like. This isn't why I signed up to the Council at all. Well actually I never signed up, Fort dragged me in to work to pay off the damage my buttocks did to the scanner system. But I at least thought we could blackmail the UN some more, seems like ages since we did that...

*Addman mumbled to himself as he walked towards the function room of the Cave*

And another thing, since when has the Cave become a meeting point for the dojo? At one time, access to the Cave was restricted to Council members, prisoners and delivery men only. Now we open it up for everyone at Blackstar to have a party in! I mean, what kind of organisation is this?

*Addman opens the door to the function room to see a gargantuan sized pile of cookies has been laid on as part of the buffet.

What kind of organisation is this? A freakin' awesome one!

*Addman dives into the pile and begins to gorge*

[Netdroid9]

((I'll be speaking in third person too. As you said, too confusing in first person . On the subject of dragons, it's your call. The Cave only jumps from place to place, it doesn't destroy telepathic links or anything like that. Although you'll probably need to figure out a reason why you can't just teleport everyone back to the Dojo, 'cause, you know, that'd suck all the fun out of it .))

[Panther385]

((I'll be doing third-person too, otherwise I'll be confused also. ))

Panther sat up and rubbed her head for a moment. What the heck just happened? She thought, looking around. There was a party, Net was doing some poem about hamburgers.... then darkness. I guess I blacked out or something. Mused she, glancing around for Kiri. She spotted the dragon sneaking some of the dessert that fell on the floor.

Kiri! For shame! She snorted to her companion.

What? No one wants it except me... And it's right there.... The dragon grumbled, slithering her way around the unconcious bodies of her fellow councilpeople.

Do you know what happened?

Nope.

Panther scrambled onto her feet and noticed Net and Danikat were awake.
"Oh, hey guys. Anyone know what the heck just happened?"

[Netdroid9]

...I'm afraid the somewhat unexpected has happened. The cave does not usually stay in for very long, and although our technology managed to keep the cave within the Dojo for a remarkably long time... Well, it couldn't last. We're a loooong way from Kansas.

[Somefreakoverthere]

6 Shee woke up,all holding their heads.

Banshee&Alexis,Kita,Unknown,Spirit and Soul had all come because there was free food in the deal. Kita and B&A all congrigated to the pile of cookies and tea,as all shee naturly do.
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((This is unknown here,by the way.I like her alot since i based her off what happened to me at the real norns thread over at A2K,if you actuly that curious.))

I woke up feeling like i'd just had a pack of miny grendels sitting on my head.It wasn't pleasent.

Next thing i know i'm being picked up by Spirit,and soul's off fetching me some tea and a chocolate chip cookie to wake me up.

"What just happened?...i need something to eat."

I groaned as the two of us started walking towards the large pile of cookies that was shaking for some reason.

[Leporidae]

A blue rabcat awakes from the unconcious and sat up. She, was also mostly here for food. Eversince yesterday she started to get a sudden craving for, well, anything edible. She also noticed this trait with her clone feline, who was off at a picnick right now in a park. Lep knew what was going on perfectly fine, but others find this behavor a little 'strange'.

Her tummy growled as she got up. "Man, I'm hungry! Where's the food?" Not so nearby, a cornelius clone that was wacked with DP's sanity blade when the
cave moved. Now, he seems to be clinging on some wall slime, trying to do anything other then the kiddy-pool of boiling hot water, with a bonus of some delishious live pirranas. "But you just ate seconds ago!" Lep threw her hands in the air in disgust "Yes! And i'm still hungry!"

Lep then starded looking on the ground for some tasty snacks, sniffing and picking up bits of chocolate chip . . .


((Lep will have this kind of behavor for three real life mounths. I belive most of you acttually know what Lep's going through/preparing for.))

[Panther385]

((......Either she's going into hibernation, or there's going to be little rabicats frolicking around.... *sweatdrop* ))

Kiri cocked her massive skull to one side.
"Kansas? What is this Kansas?"

Panther sighed and shook her head.
"What do we do now? Is there a way to get the Cave's entrance back to the Dojo?"

[Danikat]

[Netdroid9]

...There most likly will be some singing involved in this endevor, however I see no reason as to why that singing cannot be quickly and effectivly converted into screaming. Unfortunatly Panther, the cave itself has moved. Such an act can only occur if Mr. Tibbles has a bowel movement, which had to happen some time I'm afraid.

((Wouldn't Lep have... I dunno, morning sickness or something?

*Reads up on the mating habbits of rabbits.*

Eeww...))

[drlupinmario]

Gerard woke up "Whoa baby.... Sining... Right...."


Suddenly a kareoke is tossed to him. Im sure you know the rest...

*Sings calmly*
"I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.... HIT IT! BWAAA!"

The music then changes to something you would expect for heavy metal/Really, Really heavy rock (Note: In order to fit with the dojo regulations, Many of his lyrics have been removed to fit in better. Dont call it censorship! Call it.. Filtering. Like spamboxes on email services! Also, I would rather not type all of this in caplocks)
"I'd ravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain...
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another BUSH!,
If you only had a brain, Stupidface!
Oh, I could tell you why E=MC2,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.

You would be just a nuffin'
Your head all full of stuffin'
Your heart all full of pain!
I would dance and shout out
some explicet profanities
If I only had a brain, Stupid!

*Begins flipping tables and generally making a mess*

[Somefreakoverthere]

We all turned our heads to see what the racket was and i nearly dropped my quirky cookie. There was another shee calmly making a mess of things. Kita desided to grab him before he flipped over the table containing the cookies,and lifted him gently off the floor.

"What kind of shee ARE you?"

Spirit commented, staring at him. I could tell that nobody had ever acted like this before,and i found myself just staring at him.Then,i very calmly pulled the kareoke out his hand and pushed a cup of tea in it's place.

"You remind me of a ettin with fleas and adrenilin."

Kita told him as she let him go and grabbed the tea, drinking it all before he had said a thing. She and soul went over to find something else to do while the rest of us went off to grab a snack before we followed. I still had the kareoke thing in my hand.

[GBE]

Somewhere deep in the cave was some angry cursing, words which should not be aired were being spoken by none other than the resident royalty that is Drone.

At every and all times, she always has thousands of her hive members watching over everything within the cave, meaning she had the most up to date knowledge of happenings within the cave, and also proved a useful form of surveillance.

She'd sent of a few humanoid wasps to accompany Net, I say accompany, I really mean beat, considering he normally has something to do with destruction of things, the cave moving and things in general going wrong. On inspection, the wasps near the cave entrance relayed the images of the desert back to Drone.

Three humanoid wasps reach Net's location, one of them, slightly bigger than the other two, "My Queen would like to know what it is that you have done now?"

[Netdroid9]

Argh! A giant wasp! Begone, evil beast of this unexplored swamp-land! BEGONE!!!

((As usual, there goes Net fluffing things up again. Hmm, here's an idea. Why not have us leave the swamp, only to find we're on a tropical island which just so happens to be located on Earth?))