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ambrumer · Guest

Hi
1. PHENTERMINE - WAY to THROW WEIGHT!!!
2. My life activity is connected with medicine but since I love else and dance
that every time takes on disco here is this - TRAMADOL!!!
From it I straight in paradise get for hours 5,
and the main the following day all orderly, without side effect!
G'night

addman · Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:11 am Post subject:

*Emergency klaxons fill the dojo as the spam bot alert is activated. Addman rouses from the Corrupted Cave, and charges across the plains towards the spam bot with his Scimitar drawn*

Die foul beast!

*He slices the spam bot into three pieces, before taking out an uzi hidden within his fur, and shooting the slices into smaller pieces. Gathering up the small chunks, he feeds them all through a handy potato chipping machine, and seals the resulting chips in a small wooden box. He then straps the box to a thermo-nuclear missile which he found in Net's munitions cupboard, and sends the box spiralling towards the sun*

Goron40 · Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:55 am Post subject:

SPAMBOT!!! Quick! Brand it with my specially made logo!

Netdroid9 · Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:43 am Post subject:

Ambrumer may contact me via PM to confirm that (s)he isn't a spambot. If she doesn't, the Dojo administration will be probably deactivate her account.

In the mean time... ATTACK!

Panther385 · Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:39 am Post subject:

Panther gallops in 'majestically' in the shape of an ebony unicorn. A golden horn sits upon her skull, parting the silvr strands of mane. She whinnies wildly and charges towards the spambot, nostrils flaring. The spambot was soon speared 'pon her horn; binary code pouring out in the place of mortal blood.
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHH!"

Leporidae · Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:13 am Post subject:

Lep looks at her misplaced map thought fully, ears twitching with slight confusion. "Well, looks like I'm here at the training dummys zone. Boy, there is sure alot of people here!" Lep unequips her map and other useless supplies
and charges head-on at the supposedly spambot.

She pounces onto the foe at full force, blowing it down. She bites into the neck feircly as she shreds the chest with much anger. She then let goses and grabs onto the neck again with her hands and flail the helpless body around like a helium-less ballon on a string. She throws the body up in the air and watches as it falls onto a rock. Still having the wish to kill, Lep grabs the neck again and flings it around for a last spin before throwing it up once more. She quickly draws out her sabre and lets the fataly injured body be speared by the blade.

Lep was quite surprised when the blood squirted out, for she was, infact, expecting fluff and stuffing. "Oh . . . oh my . . ." Lep, embaressd at not finding this out sooner, pushed the body off her sabre and slowly walks away, her face now blushing from the exersise.

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

Embri lands a swift kick to the remains of ambrumer with her Adminly might. "THUS DO I BANNISH THEE TO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE REALMS, AND MAY YOU NEVER RETURN!"

I have deleted ambrumer's account, and banned that name forever more, since this is their second infringement. Tis' indeed a SPAMBOT, of the most infernal kind. I would delete this topic, but it's funny and everyone's made great posts ... so it shall live, for at least a while yet.

UncleAsriel · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:16 am Post subject:

I was walking along when I heard a calamity. Running to the scene -you know, so I can recognise and avoid any danger in future, or even save the day on the off chance - I came across the bruning remains of the dread enemy of sane life everywhere, far greater than the menace of Corporate takeover - the fearsome and mindless spam bot!

"Holy crap. The first one I've seen."

Unfolding my trusty Swiss Army Knife, I screamed a war cry not unlike a roaring animal, and stab at ity furiously.

"Konichawa, sucker!"

The menace faded as it was delted. It was gone, thanks to our moderator powers. I breathed a sign of relief, then walked off back to the wilds.

Shine · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:54 pm Post subject:

Whiteoak and Sanders came walking along and found a few remaining pieces of the smashed and bannished Spambot. After confering with each other discretely, Whiteoak looks around and would enter into conversation with any dojo member who happens by (in order to distract them from seeing what they were doing,) while Sanders scrapes a few bits of spambot programming, some weight loss reference, and some of the Tramadol, and puts them into his molecular compression storage device and they head off to their lab to see what they might be able to do with them. Twisted Evil

mwahahaha