What to do when you're an evil overlord.

[GBE]

17) It is important to remember to never have a car chase near a cliff or in a mountainous area, you will always undoubtedly find yourself going over the edge of a cliff!

[addman]

1 Make your supervillain costume extra spikey. It adds to the effect.

[Somefreakoverthere]

19)When you've imprission the hero,follopw this conversaition to the lettter!

Hero:So,now you've captured me,will you tell me your plan?

You:H*ll no!What do you take me for,an idoit?

Procseed to shoot said hero in the heart and then between the eyes for safety.Never,EVER tell the hero the plan,and if you do,make sure you shoot him afterwards.You can't ever trust heros.

[3kul]

20) Alternatively, when the hero asks for the details of your evil plans, let him know that what would appear to be an obvious trap is actually the mechanism to shut down your doomsday device/s.

Provided that you act cocky enough whilst giving him explicit directions, you'll soon be feeling a smug sense of satisfaction as, yet again, you've taken out another do-gooder.

[GBE]

2 ) Never use schemes to destroy the captured hero. No matter how tempting it is to prolong the death, go for the quickest, safest option, even having them poisoned upon capture, so that if they do escape, they will still die!

[Swix]

22) NEVER leave your escape plans lying around, since the hero will undoubtedly find them and ambush you when you try to leave. Instead, memorise them then shred them.

23) Same goes for schematics of your evil domain.

24) Alternatively, leave a set of fake escape plans and then watch as the hero is impaled/burned/eaten/beaten to death

[alakin1]

25.Never lean close to someone.

26.Don't bother with long and useless executions, just kill them quickly, otherwise they always find a way out.

27.Never claim to rule the world before the plan has actually worked, its bad luck.

[Netdroid9]

28. Enriched Uranium is not interchangable with monkey poo. Sorry, but that's the way it is.

[Embri]

29. Don't forget to get rid of all your minions before going after the hero. Invariably, one of the idiots will screw up your plans for world domination.

[Panther385]

30: A good way to get rid of the minions is to eat them. A little salt, a pinch of pepper, and instant lackey gourmet!

[alakin1]

31.Don't believe that everyone will want to join you just to live, there are always some brave idiots.

[GBE]

32) Never claim to be doing a God's work, as invariably, there will be a rival God witht he power to stop you, your God and your entire fleet of destroyers...

[alakin1]

33.Don't laugh all the time, you're wasting valuable seconds!

[Somefreakoverthere]

34) Don't kidnap any princeses and try to make them marry you, there's always one twit who'll try and kill you just so they can then marry said princess.

35)If you have kidnaped a princess, make sure it's from somewhere that is impossible to tolerate. That way, when you nuke it for safety, nobody will complain about it.

36) when you do nuke somewhere, make sure you forewarn the neighboring countys so they can get their citizens out of there beforehand. You don't want lot's of people wanting you dead, do you?

[alakin1]

37.Don't openly declare your plan to take over a country/continent/world/solar system/galaxy/universe.

38.Don't be stupid enough to walk into your own traps.