Bachelor EC Style: Dojo Edition

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

Katara: Now who wants to go on a date with me? *Katara blinks her eyes a few times, next she blew one kiss towards Kiri and Net. Hoping to start them fighting.*

Netdroid9 · Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:17 am Post subject:

*Net blinks, shruggs and turns to Kiri.*

Wanna go see a movie some time?

addman · Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:40 am Post subject:

In a bizarre twist of events, Net has asked Kiri on a date! Interesting, let's see how this development effects the game!

*A cameraman jumps into the pit, and points his camera straight in Kiri's face, waiting for her response*

Panther385 · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:42 pm Post subject:

Kiri blinks and nods slowly, utterly confused by the turn of events.

3kul · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:45 pm Post subject:

((Has obviously forgotten all about this thread, for which he shall receive punishment... *walks through a door labelled 'The Punishment Room'* >_>... <_<... Hehehe, suckers. *sits down in what was formerly known as the lunch room and eats a delicious meatball sub*

So anyways, have I totally missed HollowEyes' date with Panther? Where was it again? Have I missed much else?))

Panther385 · Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:14 am Post subject:

((It can still be continued, if you want. They were going to the a bar in the Redlight District by means of cab. *shrugs* Th next round has started with Kiri, Speh, and Net fighting for Katara's affections))

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

((But to me it looks we needs more players, because it looks like Net and Kiri are going out. Laughing

With seph gone for a bit, we need a least 3 mostly humanoid males for the game. Unless the game get a big hungry........F. Twisted Evil

(I'm not being mean, but it would be funny. A F attacking everything.) ))

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject:

addman · Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:15 am Post subject:

Oh nonono! You don't get to choose where you go! We let the wheel of misfortune decide!

*Addman gives the wheel a great tug, which spins for at least four minutes (giving the cameraman time to get some posing shots of the host), until it finally comes to rest on "Premiere Screening For War of the Ants XV"*

Dammit! Fine, you got your wish. Let's just hope the ants aren't REAL!

*Addman turns to the producer in anticipation, the producer shakes his head, indicating to Addman that it just a regular showing*

They can't do anything right on this show....they really can't.

*Net and Kiri are herded towards a small private aircraft held together by ducktape to start their date*

Cloud · Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:36 am Post subject:

*Cloud walks in not knowing what is going on -- The result of too much pixie punch the night before.*

What's going on? Addman why are you wearing a bright suit, are you a host of a bad TV show or something?

addman · Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:24 am Post subject:

...Yes!

Panther385 · Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:17 am Post subject:

"Cool!"
Kiri exclaims as she is ducktaped to Net. She sits in her airplane seat and wiggles uncomfortably.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:13 pm Post subject:

Ok... Planes... Flying... Bad idea... *Gulp*

*Five minutes later, the plane is up in the air and flying over the pacific ocean.*

...Nothing wrong with planes... Planes can't hurt me... Not going to crash at all...

*Two hours later.*

Net: Not going to crash... Just a little turbulence.
Pilot: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! WILL YOU SHUT THE *&%^ UP!?!?!
Net: ...Ok, fine...

*Ten minutes later.*

Net: Not going to crash, not going to crash...
Pilot: *Sigh.*

*Audible banging can be heard as the pilot whacks his head on the control deck in frustration, knocking himself out.*

Net: GOING TO CRASH! GOING TO CRASH!

*Five minutes later, Net and Kiri are on a raft in the middle of the pacific ocean, the remains of the plane sinking arround them.*

Net: Uhmm... Sorry about before...

Panther385 · Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:57 pm Post subject:

Kiri nods and looks around.
"You can get on my back and we can fly outta here, ya know."
She motions to the spot where her spines made a gap so one could sit.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:09 pm Post subject:

Isn't it a little early for-

*Something finally clicks in Net's mind.*

...Err... Nevermind.

*Net climbs onto Kiri's back.*