Happy birthday Cloud!

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:42 am Post subject: Happy birthday Cloud!

...yes,i'm starting another birthday topic.This one's for cloud.

*Emiyly walks in,carrying a Cloud-shaped cake,and dumps it on the table.*

Emily:Grey iceing on a chocolate sponge cake,with chocolate chips and a small layer of caramel with yellow icing saying "Happy B-day cloud".

*she walks back into the kitchen,and starts cleaning up.*

addman · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:55 am Post subject:

Bah! I was beaten to it!

Happy birthday Cloud! Here's hoping you have a delightfully evil birthday, filled with the screams of your enemies.

*holds out a crudely wrapped gift*

Here's your present. I spent ages trying to find the right gift.

*A tiny Starbug bursts out of the packaging and begins to orbit Cloud's head*

Hey! How'd that get in there? I just wrapped up some cow manure! Anyway, now that you are officially old, (as am I) I wish you a happy, incontinence-free day!

Netdroid9 · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:55 am Post subject:

...I would've given you a gift. I really would. But after giving Pandora that box I found... Well, let's just say I'm not allowed to give people stuff anymore.

3kul · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:46 am Post subject:

I've stopped trying to figure out how people's birthdays fit into my time zone...

By which I of course mean Happy Birthday Cloud! Here I got you this really cool, awesome, sweet, powerful, sleek, majestic, delicious, elegant, top-of-the-line, terrific, omnipotent sports car! It's made entirely out of chocolate. Which of course means that there's no seat belts or airbags, and doesn't actually work at all. But hey, with today's fuel prices, that's what I like to call efficiency! Wink

...At least, that's what the salesman told me. Razz

EDIT: In case that wasn't enough, here's a bunch of Family Guy scenes I found over on YouTube that you can watch (because everybody loves Family Guy Very Happy

):
This one goes for about 10 minutes
And so does this one (but it's got different scenes)
I should probably mention that these aren't for kids to watch Wink

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:04 am Post subject:

...the cookiemoster thing was just freaky.

Addman,Shame on you!You had to go into rehab because of your cookie obsession!

Okay,now you can stab me.

GBE · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:01 pm Post subject:

Cloud, I have no idea what to give you for your birthday as you're nuttier than a cake of nuts with extra nuts on an island made of nuts, in the middle of the nutty ocean, in the continent of nuttiness, where the ruler is Nutty Nuts Nutbag!

It's a lot of nuts, took me a long time y'know.... Rolling Eyes

Well, you get the standard basic piece of dust, come and tell me when you have a pool full, and we'll discuss useful ideas for its usage.

*Drone flies in herself this time, with a crate of six jars of extra sweet honey, freshly made, her finest batch yet, in amongst the jars is a free coupon, redeemable only by Cloud and only to Drone, no monetary exchanges or item exchange is possible.

The coupon is a free date with Drone, all meals paid for. Drone places the crate in front of Cloud.*

Nate: You're looking happy Drone
Drone: Oh, do I now?
Nate: Uhm, yeah.......

addman · Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:55 am Post subject:

*Addman steals the voucher for a date with Drone and puts it in Net's hand*

Net: Giggidy!
Addman: Now to make you look like Cloud!

*places a large cloak over Net*

Cloud · Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:04 am Post subject:

Seeing as I was extra busy yesterday I didn't go on the internet once at all. Oh wait, I had a quick look at monitors. But apart from that small lapse I never went on the internet.

Wow a car!

*Gets in the car and starts to make engine noises with his nose, a very rare skill I might add.*

Come on Family Guy, why won't you load!

Lois: No I'm in my 40's now.
Lois' Dad: GOOD GOD!

*Sees Net in a cloak.*

Look at that, it's me but 10 times uglier! So that's what I would look like without them 3 facelifts. Ahem, did I say facelifts? I meant erm...oh look at the time I must be going.

*Puts his foot down on his new (chocolate) car and not going anywhere.*

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:13 am Post subject:

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Mama-Son? Is it really you?

*Net runs up to Cloud, shreiking with joy.*