Happy birthday seph

3kul · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:40 pm Post subject:

Seph's birthday, eh? Damn he's a hard person to buy presents for... Well, seeing as you like cakes so much, I should just give you one of those!

*HE and LS shove a black squirming thing covered in a greenish-purple goo on a plate into Seph's arms*

HE: Who would've thought that baking a cake could be so difficult...
LS: ~I pickled the cats myself.~
HE: I thought I pickled the cats...
LS: ~Keh! Either way he should be damn grateful that he gets anything at all.~
HE: No wait, now I'm confused, did we put more cats in than dugong entrails or less?
LS: ~Are we talking in number or in weight?~
HE: Does it make a difference?
LS: ~Obviously it does! Let's just watch Seph eat his freaking cake and be done with it.~
HE: Yes Seph, enjoy the deliciousness whilst it's still fresh from the oven.

*both wait for Seph to eat the cake*

((Hope you had an awesome birthday Seph Very Happy

))

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

Thankyou Holloweyes, and Little-Sister, I would watch were you are throwing your arms angrily as you may knock something over.

*He slides the cake around, looking for a good spot to start, he sticks the fork into it only to have it stab something and it squeel, it would be bad manners not to eat it...*

"Errr, Mind if I take it home? Im quite full from that last cake I had."

*Phew...close call*

addman · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:43 am Post subject:

*Addman looms over Seph*

EEEEAT IT NEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

*Seph seems to sink into his chair a good few feet..*

"OOoo, I honestly couldnt... im full from that delightfull cake Emily made me.."

3kul · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:29 am Post subject:

LS: ~Keh! Our cake is infinitely more delicious than anyone else's!~
HE: It might be best to eat the cake before it starts it's reproduction cycle.

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

"But..but..but if it starts the cycle then there are more of them to eat, Honestly, ill eat it when i get home..."

*He tries to fight off a tentacle with a fork*

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:13 am Post subject:

No! For the good of all that is holy, eat it before it reproduces! Lest it take over the world and kill everyone, us included!

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

*He takes a small chunk and places it just infront of his mouth, watching it squirm, he stops suddenly.*

Doesnt anybody else want a peice?

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:46 am Post subject:

Birthday boy gets the first piece.

Yes, eat up. Eat your cake, let the compact be broken and me and my bretheren roam the earth once more...

((Why does everything arround Seph always turn into a battle between good and evil?))

Cloud · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:25 am Post subject:

We couldn't possibly deprive you of this wonderful cake, not even a small piece. So eat it all up.

I know it's late but it's cool and you know it. Happy Birthday! Here is a small rock, throw it at Cornelius.

*Hands Seph a papier-mache 'rock'*

Just be careful with it.

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

*Trace walks in, wondering why ever one wants seph to eat a some thing. Trace walks over to Seph and whispers.*

"Don't worry seph, I have a idea."

*Trace his takes a cookie, and throws it at addman.*

Trace: FOOD FIGHT!

GBE · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:37 pm Post subject:

Go on Seph, eat the cake... It'd be a shame to waste such food, especially all the effort Holloweyes and LittleSister went through...

*Drone stands there, arms folded watching him expectantly....*

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

*He sighs, putting the fork in, he had to use both hands to peirce the outer-layer, he examined it before spinning the for around and placing it on his mouth, ir was like chewing a rock, still, he got through it with crunching sounds, something tasted like puss.... he ignored it and swallowed loudly, just so everyone could hear him, he looked back at the cake, something was moving inside it....*

Right!

*He serves up a good few bowls for everyone, with equall portions*

Eat up! I couldnt be selfish and eat it myself...

*He reaches into his Jacket and pulls out a large pistol, he clicked the safety off and layed it on the table, within hand-reaching, hoping they'd get the message.*

addman · Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:02 am Post subject:

*Addman takes his bowl and eats it*

Well I like it. The fact that it's squriming and pulsating on it's way down is only enhancing the experience.

3kul · Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:10 am Post subject:

~I prefer live meals.~ Little Sister commented, tipping her plate and letting her chunk of cake-slime fall to the ground. The pustulous pastry snapped up a nearby rat and scampered away, leaving a trail of smouldering goo behind. ~... It'll be back.~

"You could always have my-" ~No.~ HollowEyes sighed. He wasn't a huge fan of desserts or cooked meals, but out of respect for his fellow EC member he felt obliged to eat it. As he raised it to his mouth, by pure chance, a pelican swooped down on him, swallowing the cake-slime whole. Little Sister grinned as she watched the greedy bird head back towards Psychotopia, which currently seemed to be experiencing plague-like proportions of them. "What's so funny?" ~5... 4... 3... 2... 1.~

The bird suddenly burst into flames, lighting up the sky in a dazzling explosion of colour. Most of the colours were the kind that probably shouldn't exist, as they were quite nauseating, but there was one or two hues of yellow in there as well that could qualify as 'not entirely unpleasant'. "... I'm not sure if this makes the cake more or less appealing to people." ~Probably more, knowing this bunch.~