FUZZY BLUE BIRTHDAY BASH!

[LordPsycho]

The Illustrious S-i-C of our illustrious Evil Council is celebrating today...the day of the 20th anniversery of his birth.

Congrat's Addman, on finally hitting two decades of age!

[Swix]

Congrats Addman, that makes you my age til August

Hmmm... Now what do you give a muppet for his birthday?

*Nola and Kalat walk in with a plateful of cookies, which is dumped on a conveniently placed five legged table*

Special recipe, super sweet

*Watches the two walk out glaring at her*

Now I have to hide before they realise I'm not telepath-immune, excuse me

*Runs out of the door*

[Leporidae]

Happy birthday Addman! Here is your present!:



If you can guess the secret message correctly, you will get anouther present xD

[Sephirothsicase]

*Seph walks into the room with a usuall birthday present of a cake, although very very large and round*

Happy brithday Addman, hope you enjoy this...

*Setting the large cake down on the table, he spins the knife around and hands it to Addman*

Super chocolatey cookie crunch surprise

Three lots of chocolate chips, a goey centre made with melted belgian chocolate, topped with sprinkles of white chocolate...

Also, A little essence of vanilla...

*Seph takes off the hat and throws it into he corner*

Enjoy your birthday Addman

[Jent]

*Trace got to the room.* "Hi addman, sorry that I can't give you a rock like ruster's. Beacuse if you use it with the serpe... wait never mind. Here have a cookie." Gives addman a cookie.

[3kul]

Happy Birthday Addman!

Now, as my gift, let us take a look at the life and times of Addman. *Everbody in the room groans in disappointment and anticipating large amounts of boredom. Perhaps unfairly, Cornelius is singled out for this and skinned alive to provide a screen for the projector.*

I've decided to skip your childhood and such, because that's always the most interesting and embarassing part of this kind of thing, and not at all because I tried to rob your parent's house and got caught whilst doing so. For similar reasons, I will also be skipping the majority of your work in children's television... *looks outside, and notices Addman's Dad and several TV directors glaring angrily back at him.*

Ah, here we have some of Addman's more serious work - on this program, Addman presented adaptations of famous novels and biographies into episodic TV miniseries, as well as original television dramas, under the alias of "Alistair Cookie". The show was entitled "Monsterpiece Theatre" and feature such classics as "The King and I", "Chariots of Fur" and many others.

Shortly after this rivetting success, and no doubt at the peak of his career in showbusiness, Addman decided to attempt what many other celebrities were doing at the time - an autobiographical musical. The musical itself was to be performed by what could only be described as a rather bold combination of every instrument ever invented, as well as a one hour gong solo tribute to his own greatness. However, the musical did not gain enough funding, only receiving several million dollars from a mysterious unnamed donor, and many of Addman's admirers believed that it was before it's time.

It was not to be a complete loss though - as several of the songs that Addman had written for his musical were picked up by a big label record company, and were chart toppers around the globe for several months. The smash hit "Eating Cookie" was perhaps the best known of Addman's works, and made him into an even wealthier muppet than he already was.

However, the life of the rich and famous can often lead one down a dark path, and shortly after beginning his career as a musician, Addman became addicted to cookies. Family and friends described him as becoming isolated and moody, and when confronted about his problems, highly irrational and violent. His problems showed through his music, which took a much darker turn, becoming a fusion of spoken word and heavy metal. Eventually, Addman finally got the help that he needed, and although it wasn't always easy, the fact that they gave up chasing him after his seventeenth escape would tell us that he's over his addiction.

... and then he somehow joined the EC and became S-i-C. *several seconds of explosions and gunfights flicker past the screen* I can't really tell you that much as all those documents are... secret.

*earlier that month*
3kul: Hey Addman, can you tell me where we keep the EC's records?
Addman: Oh, you don't want to go in there. Records are so boring and not at all as fun as FALLING TO YOUR DOOM! *presses a button underneath the desk* MWAHAHAHAHA!
3kul: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *thud* ... Hey, this thing leads to my room! So that explains where all those dead salesmen came from...

If you feel like I've short-changed you by simply searching "cookie monster" on YouTube for your present, you shouldn't, because that is totally not true >_>... Well, just in case it is, you can also have the world's largest bananas dance at your party:



Hope you have/had a great one!

[Kat_05]

*Walks in holding a big cookie*

"I bring you, the secret identity of the ghost who eats paper! The answer is written on this coo-"

*notices the cookie that was in her hand has been mysteriously eaten*

"-kie. Eh, Happy Birthday anyway."














































"GWEP!"

[Raven]

Raven comes in, by driving through a wall in a truck. "Happy birthday Addman! Here's a truck full of cookies!" Raven jumps down, and walks over to Addman giving him a birthday hug.

[Embri]

Happy B-Day Addman, and congrats on finally skipping out of teenagehood!

Welcome to the grownup world, where things are boring and dull!

Seriously, though, you mom called and set up an appointment. She's a bit worried about you running around in a muppet suit all day long...



Aw what the heck, let's throw a party! Party Party Party!

[GBE]

Happy birthday Addman.

As soon as I get round to getting it sorted. There'll be a new item in store, which I'll arrange for you to have for free.

For the time being, have a bucket of dust. Much more than usual than I give out. There are many uses for it.

*An humanoid wasp flies in, and lands, carrying a crate of several cookie jars.* These are specialist cookies. In three of the jars, are cookie grenades with a twist. As they explode, they cover your opponant in a sticky residue of honey.

The rest, they're chocolate chip cookies, with honey baked into the cookie goodness. Enjoy......

((As for the video clips, well, Addman. What do you have to say for yourself? Huh?! lol))

[Shine]

Oh well, after dancing bananas, my gift will seem insignicant, but I had my mom make you two dozen cookies from a secret old family recipe for "Snickerdoodles" (kind of a cinnamon sugar cookie with toffee bits.)

I though it was appropriate, since you often add a little "snickering" to otherwise serious RP-ing.

Keep up the good work and the fun.

Shine

[EnDSchultz]

*cookies begin raining from the sky, a nearby volcano erupts, spewing cookies everywhere, trees bear cookies instead of fruit, and the ground turns into cookie dough*
Hah! Beat that!

[addman]

*Addman sits there speechless as people begin wheeling in excess amounts of cookies from trucks, jars, volcanoes, and even on trees. He dives into the nearest pile and is not seen again for at least six hours. Addman gorges himself whilst keeping everyone waiting patiently, then emerges twice his original size*

Many thank yous to all of you, this is a brilliant tribute.

Swix, you say these cookies are super sweet? *devours them and his pupils begin to dilate* I can see the spirits of my ancestors!

Ancestors: Join a gym! Slob!

Lep, I've studied the picture and the only hidden message I can see is the word "Hi". Am I correct? Or am I just seeing things thanks to those super sweet cookies?

Seph, thank you for the cake. I intend to use these other cookies to construct a palace where I shall rule over cookiedom. I shall wear your cake as my crown from now on. *places cakes on head as gooey chocolate trickles down his face* Oooooooh.

Trace, I think I shall take more kindly to this cookie than a rock thank you. You'll have to save that for the-ghost-who-eats-rocks instead.

3kul, thanks for the very lengthy tribute, can I use that alternative history in my character profile? Haha! And that hour long gong solo was so worth it! At the moment I'm at work, so I shall have to watch those movies another time. As for the dancing bananas...DUDE!

Kat, shame that is. Guess we'll never learn who ate the forms to bring equal rights to Cornelius. Thanks anyway!

*hugs Raven back* Bringer of cookies! In trucks! *a thousand Cornelius clones begin to take the cookies out of the truck to begin phase one on the cookie palace* I'll dedicate a floor to you when it's complete.

Embri, what are you talking about? I'm now a twenteenager. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY YOUTH AWAY! NEVER! *sits down to watch murder mysteries on "OLDBIE TV"*

*looks at the honey cookie grenades GBE bought in* I don't know whether to use these as a weapon or as edible confetti at this party. *explodes one and begins catching the honey chunks in his mouth* Thanks GBE!

Shine, thank you for this new recipe. Never heard of snickerdoodles before, but I shall now make it my life's ambition to try some.

End, thank you very much for this cookie-based world where I can build my palace and rule from an angular throne....*bites chunks out of the floor* oh yeah baby, that's the good stuff!

And DP, thanks for starting this thread, and therefore allowing me to post the longest thank post in the history of thank you posts ever!

*Raises a thimble of pixie punch*

Now let's get drunk!

[Netdroid9]

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How can I possibly outdo you lot? Hmm... Anywho, I got you the Bill of Rights for deser-CAW!

*A bird in a 'Ghost-who-eats-paper' suit bomb-dives towards the bill of rights, removing a large chunk of it with his beak.*

...How do you always know where I am?! HOW?!?!

[Sephirothsicase]

Drunk...Cookies...?

*Seph's mind clicks*

Cookie Vodka!

*He rushes into the kitchen, lots of fizzing noises follow*