End's Day Of Birth!

addman · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:04 am Post subject: End's Day Of Birth!

Jubliations on this day, End, for today is your birthday of all things, being 15, and born....I forget where I'm going with this. Have a great day, and may you slay many random creatures and grunts in the Corrupted Cave.

We did bake you a cake, but err, someone ate it <.< >.>

Nah I'm just kidding, here it is.

*Addman wheels in a large cake and begins to cut into it. As he does, a woman jumps out, with the knife in her head, screaming, and collapses on the floor*

Well that's disappointing, they bought a lemon cake! Ergh!

Netdroid9 · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:27 am Post subject:

Happy birthday EnD! I bought you a present! I just forgot every aspect about it, no matter how minimal.

3kul · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:16 am Post subject:

Hope you have/had a great birthday EnD! As for my present, I've conquered a small continent for you - the best part is, you don't need to worry about rebellion, because you can always keep an eye on it! *hands EnD a country in a bottle*

Leporidae · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:50 am Post subject:

((I'm not belated, right?))

Happy (belated?) B-day End! Here is your present:

The random picture you got seems to be a hamster chick! Dedicated to Hamstro who died sometime last weekend (We don't know the exact date of death, but he was pronounced dead on July 16th)

Shine · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:28 am Post subject:

For a birthday present, I used your "C'jit" phrase in a RP post Very Happy

I'm also having Whiteoak try to develop a spell that would transfrom predator type beings into cute cuddly Bichon Friese puppies, since I know you can't really be happy pretending to be so mean and horrible, it must be psychological overcompensation for unresolved issues, and since everyone loves puppies, you will get a lot more warm fuzzies as a puppy than a predator,

And every one likes warm fuzzies, right?

Twisted Evil

Happy Birthday, "Fluffy" Twisted Evil

Goron40 · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:48 am Post subject:

Well then, since we all seem to be in the "forget to give End a present" mood...

Here's a picture of an elephant:

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

Present? I dont really do presents, i do cakes though...

*Waves off a black cloak from a large platter, producing a large, black cake covered in what seemed luminous green slime, with red bits of jelly included also*

I found this reciped buried away in a trunk, dont know if you want to taste it...

GBE · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:06 pm Post subject:

Normally, everyone gets a piece of dust, buuuuut *suddenly, End is covered in dust* SURPRISE!!!!!

Yes, the dust is useful in mass quantities... Enjoy...

*Drone flies in, with a crate of twelve jars of honey, and places it on the ground* Ah, yes, I think some of them have been specially brewed with alcohol.... Ahem.... Enjoy......

Happy Birthday End/Fluffy.....

Raven · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:19 pm Post subject:

Happy birthday End, I hope you have a wonderful day... presantss? Um... I SHOWED UP! *Runs away*

EnDSchultz · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:04 pm Post subject:

Thank you all, very much!
(The following are not sorted in any order whatsoever)

Country in a bottle? Hmmm...
*drops a pebble into the bottle* Twisted Evil

Hey, Cake!
*Gobbles down Addman's cake*

I'm not sure about yours, Seph *prods suspicously*
Wait!
*Slices a piece off with his Combistick and shoves it in a nearby Cornelius' mouth, which promptly melts off his face*
...Can I have some more of those, Seph? Twisted Evil

Thanks, Net, I guess...Its the thought that counts, right?

Well, Raven, I suppose that's good. You noticed, and all.

Lep, does the Hamster-Chick taste good? *brings up a propane stove*

I swear, Shine if you turn me into a puppy, I will severely hurt you... I don't know how, but I will. Thanks for the verbal tribute, though! Very Happy

Bird Eater, I'm so old (compared to the EC timeline, at least) I'm already covered in dust! But, here, I'll save your layer. *puts the dust in a jar*
Look! Honey! *guzzles*

And, last, but certainly not least, (I guess) Goron's picture of an elephant! It's cool and all (I guess), but would you also throw in at least one use for it?

My gratitude goes out to all of you! Pixie Punch, anyone?

Fort · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:37 pm Post subject:

Happy Brithday!
*Showers End in pieces of Santa Claus.*

15, eh? Older than me!
*Looks Jelously at EnDSchultz*
Which means, I must create a time machine to fix this!

Goron40 · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:45 pm Post subject:

Alright alright, go and drop it on Cornie.

EnDSchultz · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:54 pm Post subject:

Ok!
*Takes elephant out of picture and drops it on a crowd of Cornelius'*

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

Alrighty then, i am running a little low of sulpher though...

*Goes back into the kitchen*

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

Happy Happy Birthday, though it's a day late. (Sorry. Sad

I was off playing guardian to SnowLilly and Zane all day...)

Since I'm not doing avvies any more, I'll just throw a big bag of Cornelius Lives

's your way, okay? Enjoy!