Many greetings

Guest · Spam Bot

Many greetings to all. I am the one you may know as "dahcker". I hath decided to speaketh in ye ancient waye simply to confuseth some beings of this fine realm. I shalteth also randomly change between it and normal typing just to further confuseth ye.

LordPsycho · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:33 pm Post subject:

Welcome...but let me give you a hint. You remember DP...He's me, and if you do anything to disrupt or ruin the experience at my forum...it won't be so pretty. ESPECIALLY during the Olympics.

Guest · Spam Bot

um. i had already worked out that you were DP. I had no intention of ruining anyones experience of anything. i simply felt in the mood for randomly speaking in an olde way. seriously though, if it does annoy anyone, i shalteth stop.
EDIT: by the way, can anyone explain exactly how the getting money for posts thing works, and exactly how you obtain services to sell in shops...?

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

Sure, dahacker. I'll give you the newbie rundown.

1. Don't annoy The Sensei. He'll chew on your head (literally).
(I'm not saying you were, it's just the Golden Rule. Keep it handy!)

2. You get 50 yen for posting, plus a tiny fraction of a yen for each character in your post. Longer posts = more yen.
For creating a new thread, you get 100 yen. You can also get yen by betting, banking for interest, or selling items/services.

3. To get a Store, go to the Store page and sign up for one. Then write up your items/decriptions in the Marketplace, using the template. After that, you have to wait for the Admins to do their thing and create your items/services.

4. Make sure you read the instructions!

5. Enjoy your stay here on the Dojo. Smile

GBE · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:48 pm Post subject:

Welcome Dahacker/ooocookies.....

Are you going to be participating in any roleplays at all?

I've yet to see you do anything more than spam.... Smile

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

GBE, they just got here. Give 'em a chance; the Mutant Chickens are always hungry, anyway... Wink

HisLordship · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject:

Dost thou think tou cans't instil discord and blind the senses of others herein? Hast thou known of my linguistic gymnastics? My verbiage and loquatious prowess are renowned by those both within comprehension's realm and without it!

Would'st thou draw out leviathan with a hook?

Goron40 · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject:

Now all we need is leanne, and we'll be all set.

Guest · Spam Bot

lol. i'm sorry for any spam-esque posts i may have posted. i was a little sleepy yesterday and wasn't exactly thinking entirely normally. sorry for any annoyance caused!

GBE · Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:24 pm Post subject:

I think I've not made myself clear, lol... I was speaking of your Gameware spam... I've not seen you spam here, yet Rolling Eyes

Although, from what I've seen, DP won't stand for that Razz

Anyways, sorry if I've caused confusion, upset or anything like that....

GBE Very Happy

Guest · Spam Bot

how dare you suggest i spam on gameware! i spose that you could be right... no-ones complained so far in the 3(or sumthing like that) years i've been on the forums. or was it 2 years? i forget.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:11 am Post subject:

No-one complained because we tolerated it and did not want to insult you, as GBE should have remembered. You have improved a lot since those somewhat dark days. Just do not regress, lest the last you see of Blackstar be the edge of the blackened forest as we cart your sorry ass back to Forumopolis ;P.

Guest · Spam Bot

oh right. you mean when i first joined i was a bit spammy. yeah. sorry about that. anyhoo, i will try not to spam on this forum and others.

GBE · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:02 pm Post subject:

MMmmffmmfmfmfmmfmfmfmmmf...... *Takes foot out of mouth*, I apologise.... I seem to be unnecessarily, and annoyingly insulting you.....

I apologise..... (That can't be offensive, can it? Rolling Eyes

)

*Puts foot back in mouth and tapes it into place.....*

addman · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:46 am Post subject:

*dives on dahcker/ooocookies*

This is a stick up! Where are the freakin' cookies?! I haven't had my hourly fix! HAND THEM THE HELL OVER, YOU FREAKIN' NAZI!

*a few minutes later, Addman is relaxed after a psychotopian guard injected liquid cookie dough straight into Addman*

Apologies for before, er, welcome to Blackstar!