Lord of The Elements:

[Netdroid9]

*Net grabbed his EC-brand microwave popcorn (Advertising) out of the microwave. Unfortunatly, the bowl was still incredibly hot.*

Net: F8#K! (Swearing)

*Net immediatly attempts and succeeds to cast a level 10 spell of cooling, despite the fact he was only a level 5 mage (Spell too advanced).*

Net: That's better.

*As Net sat down, he found that something strange had happened to his popcorn. It had, to his horror, turned into a face. Which spoke.*

The Element of Time (Powerplaying): Net! I have chosen you to become my successor, starting now! (Placing yourself in a high position without permission)
Net: No! I don't wanna! Screw you! THIS RP IDEA SUCKS! I HATE YOU ALL! (Throwing a fit in-game)

((The moral? Rules that involve stiffling creativity (No Swearing, no being placed in a high position, no high-level spells from low-level mages, et cetera) are never obeyed. Now, back to the RP!))

***

*Net wakes up in a sweat. He'd had the same nightmare several nights in a row. It was getting out of hand. He'd better tell DP or another master about it.*

[LordPsycho]

This is what I'm NOT talking about when I ask that you all respect each other. He has already been repremanded for this post, so I ask all of you show respect to me when I say leave him alone about it.