Solve the Puzzel (Anyway you'd like!)

[Goron40]

((The point of this thread is to answer this question as many ways as possible. It doesn't even need to solve the problem. Just answer it))

Goron is posting on Blackstar and is thristy. There is a drink which he enjoys and is healthy in his kitchen ten feet away. What should he do?

((And make it quick, I'm thirsty here... ))

[Cirrial]

Teach himself how to play the banjo. ((You said I didn't need to solve the problem ))

[Somefreakoverthere]

get up off your lazy little butt and get it.the kicten is further away for my but i still go and fetch it myself.

[Goron40]

Way to state the obvious SFOT... with bad spelling as well.

I hope you realize that I wasn't really thirsty. This is a hypothetical situation requiring rediculous answers. Like cirrial's.

[Angel]

go scuba diving with a mad snake in you wet suit and laughing gass in you tanks

[Cirrial]

1. Take pen, headphones, and a USB pen drive/memory stick.
2. Attach memory stick to pen using sticky tape.
3. Attach pen to headphones.
4. Throw headphones at drink.
5. Realise this isn't going to do anything.
6. Try and fashion headphones into a bolass.
7. Fail miserably.
8. Get up and walk over to drink.
9. Fall into trap door and die of dehydration.

>_>

[Goron40]

Summon Godzilla to fetch a drink.
Realize that he has squished your entire house.

[thatanos]

here is somthing beyond stupid


First you find a large turkey.
Then retrieve a tazer.

Later you must attempt to Taze the turkey.

Try not to miss the first shot.

All though accidents do happen so have another tazer at the ready

Once shoot tackle turkey.

Next tie up turkey with barbwire (sharp military grade not imitation barbs).

During this time begin to pull fathers (turkey has to be alive).

Soon after retrieve jumper cables from vehicle (please use truck ).

In the aftermath begin to attach jumpers to barbwire.

After that start car and invite friends to watch turkey roast (turkey is to be roasted alive and on private property as animal right activates protest this roast)(also note begin roast when friends arrive).

After roast it is important to let sit for 45 minutes.

Meanwhile bring out alcohol and appetizers for guests.

Now begin prank calling other people until turkey is done.
On the forty fifth minute announce turkey ready

Then take ice pick and knife and dig in with friends.

Soon after stop bye bath room to relieve your self of turkey be sure to stop bye the doctors office.

[CrazyD]

Press a button that calls your fridge to fetch you your drink how you want it, when you want it.


or....



Politly ask a sibling/parent to bring you your drink or else you will tell mom/dad what REALLY happened to the family car>>> thats right!


Last.....


You could hypnotise a wild hippo to enter your house so it can prepare and serve you your drink while intertaining you with it's hulla hoop skill.
Little does it know, the hulla hoop is really a snake.

[Mitsukai]

Take magical sticky hand and fling (do not let go). Hit everything except the drink and the kitchen sink. Finally hit the drink, only to have it come back and knock you out.

[Cloud]

Base jump from the roof, land next to your front door, realise you've forgotten your keys so start battering it down. Once done, use door as a shield from any oncoming angry parents, or angry neighbours if you forgot which house you lived in and knocked theirs down instead. Once through into the kitchen, drag fridge out of the front doorway. Once outside, stand on it and slide off into the sunset.

Once far enough, open fridge and enjoy thirst quenching beverage.

[Danikat]

Set your house on fire. Then you'll have more important things to worry about and being thirsty won't matter.

[Chronos]

Glue your head to a rock. That will solve everything.

[Somefreakoverthere]

1) Set up a safety zone at the bottem of the empire state building, making sure there are no obsitacals on the side of the building.

2) Go to the top of the empire state building, and remember to bring a glass of water with you.

3) Jump off over the safety zone you set up.

4) Halfway down, drink the water.

5) After the water is drunk, let go of the glass.

6) Enjoy the view while you still can.

[Raven]

Go to the beach. Attempt to drink sea water. Then jump off a cliff, fully clothes trying to land on a sea gull as you fall down.