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Emmartis
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 Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:06 pm Post subject: hi |
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| a am Emmartis, brother of zerrer |
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Jent
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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Greetings, maybe I should put more on that one bet.....
Anyway, hello to blackstar. You can come in, but you can't come out!  Have a pie.
*Trace gives a pie to Emmartis, little dose he know. That the pie i gave him has spider in it.*
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Panther385
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| Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:08 am Post subject: |
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I can get 'im this time...
Heavy breathing.
She stalked in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment...
Yes! When he recieves the pie...
Panther spruing out of the shadows and onto the new member! She emits a long, girlish squeal and pats Emmartis.
"Welcome to the Dojo, Emmartis! I suggest you keep away from the mutant chickens at all times- and it's especially imperitive since it is breeding season!" She winks, grins, then curls up into a ball and rolls around.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:53 am Post subject: |
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Welcome Emmartis! Have this patented slinky made from recycled brains.
*Gives a grey, squishy slinky to Emmartis.* If you haven't done so yet, please leave your sanity in the skull shaped baskets provided.
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Danikat
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| Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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Hello Emmartis!
Welcome to the world of Blackstar and all the joys therein.
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Swix
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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Hello Emmartis, welcome to Blackstar!
*Starts putting a wire cage around Emmartis*
... Eh? What am I doing? Oh, nothing, it's just custom around here to do this to new members... Maybe I can make newbie stew with all these new people...
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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Do you want some hot sauce with the stew Swix?
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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Swix! Down!
*Embri drops out of the sky on feathered wings, and pulls the beginnings of the cage off of Emmartis.*
Tsk... it's not nice to eat the newbies, dearest, not until I dispense the standard greeting speech!
AHEM!
Welcome to the Dojo, oh fair minded traveller! Please mind the weather reports when they call for precipitation around here, as it can be anything from tubs of ice cream to radioactive moo cows.
And THE GOLDEN RULE OF MUST FOLLOWNESS!
In her booming all powerful Admin voice, Embri commands:
Thou shalt Respect others as you would wish they Respect You!
Erm... all righty, now that that's out of the way... welcome! I'm Embri, the friendly neighbourhood flying unicorn. Pleased to meet you. *bows* If you need any help, just drop me a note!
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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"Embri, why you had to stop Swix's fun, sometimes I like you better as Embers."
*Trace shows Embri his new armband.*
"Don't try anything like that one time."
*Trace walks away but slips on a banana peel.*
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Swix
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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Um... Who told you I was nice? 
Oh, alright then *grumbles*
Wait... Can I eat him now you've finished your speech?
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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*A wine bottle rolls over to Swix, labeled.* [Extra Special Magma Pepper Hot Sauce]
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| Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:11 am Post subject: |
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*stesp on the bottle,looks down,wipes her foot on the newbie and grins,helping swix with the cage.*
What?I like swix,when my birthday finaly rols around she might actuly notice it...
*reinforces the cage with bits of barbed wire*
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| Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:52 am Post subject: |
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Yes, you may now proceed with the consumption of the newbie, Swix, by all means.
*winks*
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Emmartis
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| Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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um...
um...
ALT-F4
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| Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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Hello... *Pokes you in the stomach*
Hmmmm.... *pokes you in the shoulder*
Ahhhhhhh.... *pokes you in the eye*
Hahahahahaha *runs off.....*
*A large humanoid wasp lands in front of you with a crate of six jars of honey... It places the crate on the floor, stares at you, and then flies off...*
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