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Panther385 Green Chameleon Belt
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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SPAMBOT!
Kole blinks as she walks around the General Chat area. She comes upon a robotic creature spouting useless links about... drugs. She snarls dissmissively and raises her paw. It draws water particles from the air and glows faintly, freezing over. Her ice magic forms it into a medium length sword that is completeley transparent; her frozen paw can be seen within. Grinning evilly, the goddess slashes the annoying bot with a quick sweep of the ice sword. It emits a high pitched shriek and dissolves into binary. Kole snorts and is on her way again. _________________ Don't blink. Don't sleep. Monsters are falling from the sky. |
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Embri Black Spider
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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Play the POKéMON BATTLE MUSIC!
*Embri wields her Adminly Might against the SPAMBOT!*
*SPAMBOT takes 198,398,872,402 points of damage!*
*SPAMBOT has been defeated!*
*EMBRI receives 129 points of experience!* _________________
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Micka Red Belt
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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Micka runs in, sword drawn, ready to do battle with the insidious spambot. He is dissapointed by the sight of the bot's scattered and fragmented code.
"Aww man," he sighed, poking the remains with his sword. "I'm always too late for these things." _________________

Crono by Embri |
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Shine Blue Tiger
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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Whiteoak tugs on Sanders sleeves
'Oooh oooh, another one, lets get samples maybe we can compare the samples with the other one and find out how the programing scuttels around a network and finds a way in.."
Whiteoak and Sanders scrape up some bits of code frgaments, and file then in Whiteoaks tech device.
The continue on back to their underground bunker.... _________________ Nobody knows where you are, how near or how far.
Shine on you crazy diamond!
And we’ll bask in the shadows of yesterday’s triumphs,
and sail on the steel breeze,
Come on you boy child, you winner and loser,
Come on you miner of truth and delusion, and
SHINE!!
-Pink Floyd |
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UncleAsriel Red Belt
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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Just as I had finished off with the last spambot, and was proceeding to walk off heroically into the sunset, ANOTHER spambot ambushed us.
"Damnabbit! Another one!"
Leaving my trusty knife in my pocket, I charge at it with explosive force, going for irs solar plexus.
"When will these things learn that people don't buy their crap when they see one of these!?!"
Kole's ultrasonic screech rendered the 'bot into a puddle of data that looked suspiciously like NetDroid9 had been incontinent in the area. I made a quick knee to its rapidly dissolving crotch to bring it down. Embri gains some EXP off of its demise, and Micachu, also attacking with a fury, looked disappointed to see it vanquished so readily.
"Tough break, kid."
Mr. Saunderbefore I took a nail out of my pockets and Whiteoak collected some samples for their hidden, secret lab (well, it was secret, until I found out about it not long ago) before I ritualistically produced a carpentry nail from my backpack, and jammed it through the binary puddle and into the ground.
"Hey, Arabs used to do this with the blood of murder victims to keep their ghosts from rising. Hopefully it'll do the same here, and we've seen the last of these." _________________ "The tragedy of Canada is that it could have had British culture, French cuisine and American technology. Instead it got American culture, British cuisine and French technology." ~ Oscar Wilde [Source:Uncyclopedia.org] |
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Leporidae Green Mantis Belt
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Lep, bored and all, decides to have a little fun. She stares at the remains and picks a peice up. She then starts banging the remains with the exaust pipe she just picked up. Clank. Clank. Clank. Clank. "Hey, this is fun!" |
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