What is with these "Souls"?

Goron40 · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject: What is with these "Souls"?

Like we need ANOTHER form of currency? And why souls?! This place freaks me out.

LordPsycho · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:49 pm Post subject:

I guess you'd have to be immortal to know what to do with your immortal soul

Cloud · Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 4:06 am Post subject:

They go nicely with a glass of bourbon. Actually they also go nicely with a cup of tea as well.

Fort · Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:19 am Post subject:

Who else is going to use them if we don't, pray tell?

addman · Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject:

*Raziel (the weird soul sucking vampire from the Legacy Of Kain games) leaps into the thread and begins to suck*

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

*Khaine chases, shouting weird things*

Come hither! If you are not sacrificed then the very balance of Nosgoth is at risk!

Woops i broke the pillars...

GBE · Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 2:43 pm Post subject:

Bwah hah hah hah!

I have souls.........

Anyways..............

Souls go better with a nice short of Sloe Gin Wink

Fort · Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 4:18 pm Post subject:

Hey Raziel, how come you are so well spoken and smart after been rotting for a thousand years and have no lower jaw?
Raziel: They dith a voithe over.
Fort: Oh...you have a lisp?
Raziel: Yeth. Indeed.
Fort: Say Saphires.
Raziel: Thathires.
Fort: Hehehe....

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:34 am Post subject:

*ravil looks at raziel,and then her double raziel*

ravil:WELL isn't this great...theres a vampire here who's got the same name as my double....

Raziel:Say "sausages",or else i'll exploit the fact that i have the same name as you.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:13 am Post subject:

From the makers of Alien Versus Predator and Freddy Versus Jason comes... Raziel Versus Raziel!

***

Producer: I just don't see it working.
Net: Aww...

addman · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:50 am Post subject:

Well at least it was better than that self biography that Cloud made last year, "My body and me".

Cloud · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:55 am Post subject:

That sold 5,000,000 copies worldwide! It even made the papers.

*Cloud shows everyone the newspaper clipping, Addman snatches it and begins to read.*

Addman: It says here you bought every single copy of your own book.

Fort · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:10 pm Post subject:

*Watches a clip from Raziel vs. Raziel.*

1:You will pay for you intholense!
2: Prepare to die! Evil twin!
1: And be accusthed of a Kinthlayer? I would rather imprithon you in thith crythtal!
2: Bwhaha! That artifact ith curthed!
1: Curdled?
2: CURTHED!!
1: Thorry.
2: Thorny?
1: I THAID THORRY!

*Shudders*
Fort: That movie must never be shown....

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

*Embri drops in with a large bucket of popcorn*

Hey Fort! This movie is GREAT! Where did you get it?

*She lays down in front of the TV and watches avidly, scarfing popcorn*

Netdroid9 · Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:01 am Post subject:

...And that, my friends, is what's wrong with the movie industry at the moment.