One little secret

[CrazyD]

This is boring as 3kul is now treating my post like a madlib.
NO one is hardly ever online.
and the topics move so slow.
I'm not a role playing type of person.
I like to shoot things. Do things that give me adreniline.
English is my least favorite subject.
so therefor, it makes this even worse.
go through my posts. I can promise horrible puntuation.
Spelling is bad to say the least. (yes it is)
and if I fooled anyone, your a poorly kept tool. lol
I think you have lost so many people on this
website because of lack of intrest. things like item rain.
and new stuff. that kept me here. but holly crap.
nothing has happened forever and thats plain boring.
If you find this exciting...good for you. I could never live
your life because I think it sucks like a record baby. Chances are, many people
are going to hate me for this. I don't give a flying bird!
you all have your thoughts. If you don't say nothing, your going to
be a angry child who is over emotional. Sorry to say. I don't know much about DP's personal life, but paintballing awesome as something unexplainable. but other than that, you seem pretty laim. Or you dont care too much about this site. Embri had a good idea of things that
make this interesing and fun. but now shes pretty well gone. and i miss shooting things at her and pissing her off. but sex it. I'm pissed that this site sucks donkey and I'ld rather do something fun. Peace out my good friends.

Gratuitous edits by 3kul (if anybody feels that the original message is necessary, I have of course saved a copy).

[Maraha]

... Looks like you broke the censor with that last bit. ._.; You could've just said 'Bai-bai, I'm too bored around here' and leave...

[3kul]

Let me sum up your actions in the past month or so CrazyD, perhaps it will allow you to see why I think you are a strong contender for the illustrious title of "most unreasonable person of all time".

You appear at Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:04 pm (my time) to announce your return. You have not posted here at all since Wed Jun 25, 2008. Less than 20 minutes after you post here for the first time in almost a month (19 minutes later, to be precise), you post again to let us all know your extreme indignation that we are all 'hardly ever online' and that you are leaving because you are bored (and then 6 minutes after that you post a 'beat each other up' RP, for some bizarre reason).

My most sarcastic apologies that we are not constantly present to amuse you whenever you so desire it. Would you have us administer beatings to discipline our membership or should we just round them all up and lock them in some kind of internet prison camp so that they don't forget that it is their sworn duty as members to post here each and every minute of their miserable lives?

Sarcasm aside (which is a darn shame because I had plenty more), I find it crazily hypocritical of you to be so outraged that we aren't terribly active after you disappeared for a month without saying anything.

In light of the fact that he clearly hasn't seen this thread yet, I'd like to end my post with a little impression of DP. *clears throat*

[LordPsycho]

Hmmm...it would appear that some one fails to grasp the concept of a forum.

A forum is a place where you post messages, and when it's convenient for them, another person comes by and reply if they so wish. Although at it's busiest you may not have to wait long for a reply, you can rarely expect one within the same hour as you posted. If you want instant response, you should go find a good chat room, or better yet a MMORPG of some kind.

As far as features go: I'm not entitled to a huge inheritance. I don't have millions to invest to make money for me. And given the fact that donations aren't exactly pouring in, if you want a forum at all, I have to work if you want these forums to stay up. Given that and several other complexities with my life I don't care to go into right now, I can't sit down and code for these forums all day long. Hence the sever lack of development...

And personally, I'm not sure more features is the way to go. I've been advocating a back to basics approach. Do we need all the extra "stuff" the Dojo offers? Or is it just making us lazy and complacent with our RP'ing? I'm just about to wipe the forums clean of features and have this just be an RP site.

As for your attitude towards the rest of us and your choice of language...well, you might want to pay attention to 3kul's edit and comments. You were indeed way out of line with them. So we are busy and can't come here right now, no reason for you to attack us. If it wasn't for the fact that you're supposed to be leaving, I'd ban you straight away.

[Blackstar Foundation]

A severily displeased DP wields the Admin Stick with deadly accuracy, thwapping CrazyD over the head as punishment for their misdeeds.