The adventures of Maid Man!

[Leporidae]

This story was made as a school work assignment. But I decided to show it you all. I made the main charature a cross dresser and a hero to honor those who were mistreated becuse they were eather homosexuals or cross dressers. Note that not all crossdressers or homosexuals wear aprons and run around, doing chores all day. If your offended by this story, then I'm sorry.

Maid Man

One day, a regular man was walking to work. "This is boooring. Everything is boooring." This is his first day on the job.

He started to look for the right room. Unfortainitly,he ended up walking into a dark room, known as the janitors office. He was looking for a switch when he tripped over a white plastic bottle filled with toxic cleansers. On the way down, his head bumped into a weakly-supported shelf, and more toxic cleansers were dumped on top of him. He fell down, unconcious, as an apron floated softly onto the wooden floor . . .

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He woke up feeling full of energy and an urge to do nothing other than chores. He felt a strang attraction to aprons, too. He reached for the apron and puts it on. "Now I look just fabous!" He grabbed a few supplies and walked out of the room, hoping to fine some footwear.

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He had just gotten to the shoe shop, when suddenly he noticed that all of the socks were dusty, and someone with allergies was heading toward the
socks! Our hero had to do somthing! He took out a feather duster and dusted the socks like a rollercoaster on hot peppers! The job was done, not a single speck of dust has survived our hero's wrath. He blew the smoke off the feather duster as people gatherd around him. "Thanks to this brave men, an allergy attack was prevented. So, what's your name?" "Please, call me maid man."

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After finishing a decent pair of black high heels, Maid Man went to a bench to rest, when he heard a scream of exaustion and surprise. Maid Man responded at once and started to run towards the source so quickly that the heels of this shoes wore out and fell off. He stepped onto two lighters on the way, witch stuck to his shoes. Suddenly, he heard some tap music.
He forgot about the scream and did the only tapdance move he knew, tap tap stomp. Both lighters fired up and the chemicals on his shoes burst into flames. To hsi surprise, he went up into the air. He had invented the first shoe rockets! The scream repeated itself as Maid Man flew to the source.

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He flew to the home of a suffering housewife who had just gotten back from vacation. Her son was destroying the house, as his father cowred in a cornor, wimpering. The housewife coverd her face and shook her head. "And right on Mother's Day, too!" Just then, the child threw a dish at his mother's feet, but Maid Man's dustpan came just in time. The child got mad and turned into a gelatinous alien! Gasp! He thumped his fists into the floorm and the ground started to crack. The house fell to it's knees as the group desdended into the dephs of hell. The young alien plunged his fists into the cracked mud just as Maid Man did his tap dance. a pit opened
up under Maid Man to reveal its contents of scorching lava. Fortainitly, Maid Man used his rocket high heels just in time! He got The Spoon of Despair out of his apron and slapped the alien's hand! The alien wailed, as a bag of cookies fell out of his pocket "Noo! My precious stolen cookies! I can't live without them!" The alien coverd his head as he turned back into his small, regular form. He fell asleep on the groundm witch shook as two mutant bats shrieked. The pit closed as the house rebuilt itself. Maid Man flew away as the mom took her child to bed. As for the father . . . he is still cowering in the cornor.

The End.