The House That Never Was

[Skald of Storms]

Where there was never a house, there suddenly was. It wasn’t a particularly unnoticeable house to be sure. What with all the large elaborate windows and the fact that it had seven floors visible. The door was extraordinarily large as well, though it was actually two doors, one reached up to the second floor, that was the main door, but for more normal sized and weak people there was a small normal sized replica of the large door at the bottom of said door.

Now it just so happened that at the same time this house appeared, its owner stepped out of the smaller door. He was rather impressive, dressed in a fine morning suit; his top hat was blown slightly to the side by a gust of wind and his monocle fell from his eye.

“I say, I say, where are we this time? Dash it all if we aren’t in another strange place…” he exclaimed as he looked around with satisfaction, he smiled, “…a very civilised place by the looks of it…” Yes here would do nicely, he would host a murder mystery weekend with a difference…after all he had travelled the house through so many realms he had picked up a few extra ‘guests’. Some demonic blood sacrificing cultists, a man eating tiger or two, and god knows what other creatures.

He promptly snapped his fingers and several butlers came out of the house. “Be good chaps Jeeves’ and go put up the fliers around this quite impressive place.” With that he turned and went inside, the butler’s set to work.

(For those of you who want to know what this is, it’s as it says, a murder mystery RP, shocking I know, I will not be involved with a character but will instead be the master of the house and also be in control up until certain points of certain NPC’s and certain things about the house, there shall be twists and surprises, those of you wishing to join, take it that you saw one of the many fliers having been put up around the place, come and enjoy, but wait outside and knock first. Also take it as things that die in the house do not die permanently but will be thrown out revived and barred)