An Invite To Join The Flock

Falhado · Red Belt (Mod) Old Friend Posts: 211

I am recruiting members for Th Flock. One important rule is that you are strong enough in yourself to not throw the first punch, but to only help and defend those who need defending.

I am not asking you to believe in a God(s) Godesses or spirits.

If you are interested, please, contact me, and you shall be warmly invited. Those of you who wish protection, you are also welcome.

Flock to me my brotha's and sista's.

Fort · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:16 pm Post subject:

Or you can join The Monkey flock. Which has Monkeys, Llamas and Chibis. And Bannas, which are relatives to Bannanas, only they explode better.

Like a leaflet?

Goron40 · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:32 pm Post subject:

Advertising in your competitions thread? What's wrong with you Fort? Not only does that have moral issues (which don't especially bother me), but that's stupid... it's like giving them a free bump to the top of the forum...

Fort · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:46 pm Post subject:

...Leaflet?

Goron40 · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:23 pm Post subject:

GRAH! No I don't want a leaflet! Mad

Fort · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:30 pm Post subject:

Hmm...okay....
*30 seconds later.*
Sure?
Hey what are you doing with that big sword?!

Leporidae · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:30 pm Post subject:

. . . what's a leaflet?

Speeder · Red Belt Old Friend A2K Member Posts: 280

Like a information booklet.

addman · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:47 am Post subject:

*Places leaflet in Goron's back pocket*

Foldy Roldy Ray Do Day, for soon you shall see the darkness, and as such, a tear shall be shed for the devine darkness of our religion. You know not what little sin you live within, and Cupcake shalt be furious and slighty hungry at the prospect. Thy cheese is no good here, for Llama meat and bannas provide delightful sustenance for those loyal followers, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALRIGHTY THEN!

Goron40 · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:49 am Post subject:

"Damn you all!!"

*Rips out sword and proceeds to attempt to chop addman's head off(

addman · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:58 am Post subject:

*an unholy black aura deflects Goron's blade*

This must be the work of Cupcake, for I have spread his immoral word, he has granted me more life upon this world!!! Devine intervention!!!

*begins to worship Cupcake*

Fort · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:42 am Post subject:

We must make a seventy foot statue out of penut butter to apease our god!
*Goes off to find a builder and a joiner.*

Goron40 · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:59 am Post subject:

*Takes a bite out of Cupcake*

Mmm tastes good...

Do you guys eat your gods?

addman · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:26 am Post subject:

Thou shalt not eat the holy muffin! It is an idol to Cupcake's mastery!

*lightning starts to strike the ground around Goron's feet*

Cupcake, he is angry!

*points at Goron*

HEATHEN! HEATHEN!

Cloud · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 2:13 pm Post subject:

*Cloud looks up and points to Goron.*

Smite him.

*Patiently waits for 10 minutes*

Why does that never work?