Drunkenness

Abidusray · White Belt Old Friend Power Apathy Party Posts: 97

I proposeh ThaT wE, thhe users of this grand and noble Forum weHhH caall Blahhhckstahhhr -- kind of like aa blAcK HhHoLeHhH, don't Youhhu thinNnk? I aLWays thouhUGht of iit kIinD Ooof liKE ThahT. LEt me Tell you a staory oabouT BlAsjk haOooles. Onzje I WasSzZzZsss iN sSsspaceh wiith mmmy VbuDDiiehs, jjUst fffloaatiiNg AerRound, aaNd we stahrted to geT suhhucked into a blaack hhaOoolehh! FortunnAtely I was ahhhvble tao gehhhT OooUht bY WweaOooaRring ooOoa life PReseRVeR. Now wHhHere WwoasSsZZzsZZzsss I? DrunNnkenNnnNness! I pahropahose that Wwe caLL for anNn ovzerhaul aof ThE ahLcohoLIic drIinnnksSzzsss sSzzsssysSzzsssTeMmM! I sahhhY we shaould be able to get azzZzssZ drunk ass weh wahhhnnnt, Whenever Wwe want! WHO'S WITH ME?!

Cirrial · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:42 pm Post subject:

ALRight, yooOou? You're, YoU'reh drunk. Let me have thoseh Keys. COoomeh oooon, let me have thhhosehhh KehyzzZzssZ! My caR's iImPooOoundeHd annd I nneed to geht home! Hey, whhy ammmm I on thE fFfloor?

Abidusray · White Belt Old Friend Power Apathy Party Posts: 97

ThhheZSssSe aHhHreHhHnNn'T your kehYs! They're mmmine, I founD themmm! FINndehhhrs keepahers! You'rE Iiin nooOo sTaTe to drive -- looK at yoUh faLLinG all oVer thE pahloace, yoUh dRrUnkaRrd. I'll drive yoU hOoome!

Cirrial · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:48 pm Post subject:

LiKe yOooUh'RreHhH any behTTehRr! At LeassT I don'T talk avbooOout lIife Preservers And black HhhoLes! Everyonnne Knows life preservers won't savE yOoouhhu in ahhhhhh blaoack HhHole! No, what you neeD iis DUhuhhuhct TahhhhhhhhhpE. Nooow, tHere's A sSzzsssOooluTiOoon! JuhhusSsZZzsZZzssst DusjT tapehhh tHhheHhh vblack hole shut oaNnd nno worries! I fffehehl dizzy. MinD if I pahass ouhUt fooOor a few haours? *clooOonnnk*

Abidusray · White Belt Old Friend Power Apathy Party Posts: 97

YoooooouhU geeeT aWway fROoom mah fffLoooooer! That's mhineh! We'Re datinG, You Dirty old mmman!

Blackstar Foundation · Blackstar Native Group Account Posts: 1772

As Abidusray moves to throw the Mutant Chi0cken at Cirrial, it turns on Abidusray and savagely attacks, pecking and clawing! Feathers ruffled, the Mutant Chicken squawks and takes off running, a mean glint in its beady red eyes.

Shaon · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject:

BaoTh of you are Drunk. Now pleahse stoP eahhhTing mY cashhh cow, I neeD her deLicJjioUhsSZzzZzzsss mIilk.

addman · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:21 am Post subject:

I'm drunk too.

Maraha · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:27 pm Post subject:

I say, old behansSss! I ThiInnk Wweh nEED maOooRe yellow fish in PUrPle trehnnnchcOooats to scrub thE goahts off ouRr Wwalls. Now, leT's all puke RainboowzzZzssZ, sHhHall we?