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Greetings, Dojodians. I am Dr. Gustaf Brackman. On behalf of myself and my counterpart, Dr. James Tsenre Aldric, I bring tidings of doom and destruction! Beware, and be watchful, for soon my counterpart and I shall unleash a scourge upon the Dojo, the likes of which have never been seen before!
Oh yes, that's right...we prefer to make our intentions very clear: we intend to conquer your pathetic little planet by force. The Dojo will crumble under our unstoppable might, and none of you insignificant little upstarts will be able to stand in our way! Now, quake with fear, puny Dojodians! Our attack will come soon...
BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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This should be interesting.
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visagepoissons
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0_o Maybe. Sound sort of drugged to me.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:35 am Post subject: |
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Get in line, right there behind the EC, Corporation, Felbeasts, Wamphyri, Borg, Concordat etc  .
Besides that... this could be interesting. Perhaps... 
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| Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:00 am Post subject: |
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| Swix wrote: |
| Get in line, right there behind the EC, Corporation, Felbeasts, Wamphyri, Borg, Concordat etc . |
Pawns in comparison to us! You foolish Dojians simply do not know what you are in for. Your simple factions will fall before our might - MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
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Oh no, somebody's threatening to overthrow the Council! Whatever shall we do? It's not like it's happened many times before and we've crushed all opposition, is it?
Oh wait, I'm getting mixed up, that's exactly how it happened.
You talk a big game doctors, but I'll be waiting to see you in action before I decide whether or not you're 'interesting'.
In the meantime, here is a canned welcome for you to peruse at your own leisure:
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| Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:22 am Post subject: |
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Oh no, somebody's threatening to overthrow the Council! Whatever shall we do? It's not like it's happened many times before and we've crushed all opposition, is it?
Oh wait, I'm getting mixed up, that's exactly how it happened. |
He's right there. Absolutely right.
just need 35000 yen and the last domino will fall onto the top of the house of cards, thusly sinking the king and either leading to victory or an analogy so flawed it's in danger of collapsing in on itself!
Welcome, doctors, to our humble abode, you'll get a jolt from our electrodes.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:55 am Post subject: |
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Halloo, Doktor. Goot luk een yar konkvests, yah?
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Hmm...okay, then. O.o
Evidently these two jokers really don't know who they're up against. Ah, no matter. I'm sure they'll learn their lesson soon enough... |
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| Swix wrote: |
| Get in line, right there behind the EC, Corporation, Felbeasts, Wamphyri, Borg, Concordat etc . |
Wait, the Borg are after us? Good god, who brought them here?
I hate the Borg. They're too confusing because I haven't seen Voyager yet and DON'T GIVE ME SPOILERS OR YOU DIE! 
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Lol, you can talk-the-talk Doctors, but can you walk-the-walk? 
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| Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Intyalle wrote: |
| Swix wrote: |
| Get in line, right there behind the EC, Corporation, Felbeasts, Wamphyri, Borg, Concordat etc . |
Wait, the Borg are after us? Good god, who brought them here?
I hate the Borg. They're too confusing because I haven't seen Voyager yet and DON'T GIVE ME SPOILERS OR YOU DIE! |
Their leader is Optimus Prime.
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| Lol, you can talk-the-talk Doctors, but can you walk-the-walk? |
Bah that is child's play! Can they walk-the-talk and talk-the-walk? If they can, then we shall have something interesting.
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