Flock To Me My Brotha's & Sista's

Falhado · Red Belt (Mod) Old Friend Posts: 211

What a mighty fine place this is people. I do believe this is the work of a powerful and great God and they should be praised. Oh yes! Praise is of the utmost importance in faith. In what you have faith in does not matter - but have faith none the less my children, and it will keep you on a straight and illustrious path.

I am here to give the good word, denounce evil and help those who need help in protection, in guidance, and most importantly, in developing you into what can only be considered your very best.

Come one, come all, and pray with me..... Oh hallelujah! Praise be. Praise be indeed.....

LordPsycho · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:35 am Post subject:

((Great, now the sensei has a preacher...joy))

*A red mist settles down near the preacher, then coallesses into a solid form*

Welcome, Father Mac, to the Dojo. I hope you find your stay enjoyable, even with certain ongoing problems

Falhado · Red Belt (Mod) Old Friend Posts: 211

This does indeed look like a problem that requires guidance and protection. I am not one to fight. I do not believe in raising my fist in aggression. But, I will raise my fist in defence of innocence.

And do not despair, I feel you are all powerful. One to be highly praised! Yessir! If you do not wish to hear my words, then, I will not preach unto you. Oh no. But, I am here for all. I endevour to bring praise unto you. Oh yessir!

I can feel it. It, it's like wave of light coming over me. Oh yes. A missionary, no, but a mission, yessir! Praise be, praise be.....

addman · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 8:49 am Post subject:

Wow, this guy's like Mr T on Holy Water!!! I would say how awesome you are, however one of your previous statements trouble me somewhat.

"I am here to give the good word, denounce evil". Hmmm, I don't think you and I will get along.

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:05 am Post subject:

i don't think he'll make friends very fast...he's trying to convert the EC to the good side!*starts panicing and running about in circles at the thought of there not being an EC*

AHH!!!THE HORROR!....*runs into addman and falls over backwards,the insane grin on her face again*whee...*thump*

Goron40 · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:28 am Post subject:

Haha! In your face EC!

Lol... now we have a father to preach sermons to us... just what we need... Rolling Eyes

Danikat · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:00 am Post subject:

((I'm still laughing at the idea of DP having a preacher. He always seemed like the kind of god who'd be more into the whole monks performing mysterious rites in a temple, and happening to all be martial arts masters as well.))

But either way welcome Father Mac!

Not too sure about this praise idea though. Believe in? fine (it'd be a little hard to not believe in DP), respect? fine, but praise?
Praising something thats tried to kill me on more than one occasion seems like a little too much of a strange concept.

Shaon · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:07 pm Post subject:

((Whoever owns that account wins an award. I love it |D))

A black cat appeared nearby, brushing Father Mac's side.

"You aren't monotheistic, I hope... several of us more important gods might be insulted, and we like lightning."

Falhado · Red Belt (Mod) Old Friend Posts: 211

"Such an illustrious set of welcomes. Thank ye all for making such a man as myself feel so welcome. Indeed, some ideas may clash with my own. But I am not one to purposefully create an enemy out of someone. Oh no! I intend to see the best of all those that I can find!

Mr. T? A man to be blessed. A talented actor of such origin for his time. Great respect flows from my heart. And holy water is a powerful item when belief is true and pure.

Praise is something that comes easy, even to one who may have at one time tried to kill you my dear sista. But has this incredible God had a single bad thought about you recently? If not, I hope one could forgive and forget. A basis of many faiths!"

Looking down at the cat, "I cannot believe in one God. I believe in many. But there is always one God more powerful than another. I fear not any God, but, indeed, see the good in each one.

May you all prosper...."

Ruster · Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 3:46 am Post subject:

All that can be said is welcome to this place of neutrality.
I hope that there will be no friction between our two paths.
And if anyone meniones the word 'steak' I'm going to barracade the cave Razz

Goron40 · Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:46 am Post subject:

Steak

Ruster · Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 8:11 am Post subject:

GAH!
*runs off in search of barrakading (sp?) equipment*

((for all those who didn't get it, it was a pun on 'stake' as in burned at the- Razz

))

Raven · Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 2:10 pm Post subject:

Father Mac.
As I respect your beliefs, I must also stick by my own. I go to a catholic school myself. And my religion teacher is always saying we should respect other peoples beliefs. I do. I understand that this is your way of living, but I also feel that I must be true to who I am and what I believe in. And I'm afraid my beliefs are in metal music, god will not help you when your in need, and if you want something done you have to do it yourself. I hope that you succeed your goal, what ever it may be. But I'm afraid I will not be "turning to the bright side" any time soon. I give you my best regards. And I hope that if your god truly is the right one he will find it in his heart to accept me into utopia...If that's what happens when you die.

Yours respectfully,
Raven.

Goron40 · Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 2:12 pm Post subject:

((I'm pretty sure he just preaches for DP, and the other RP gods Raven...))

Falhado · Red Belt (Mod) Old Friend Posts: 211

Hmmm. An interesting response. And respect comes from all about beliefs, including myself, even when Preaching. But I preach not of one God, but many.

And as unholy and dark as metal music claims to be, it is yet another form of faith, of beliefs. And, I have heard some of this metal music. It raised my aggression indeed, but my faith in myself, and my belief in something greater pulled me through.

This is not to say that there are some interesting lyrics. Some of which, I care not to repeat. Instead, I preach to you, I implore you to have faith in yourself first, and then belief in what you trust.

Friction is not my intention, friendship is. May you flock to me, when you need my help. I will never turn a blind eye.

Goodwill to all!