And good morrow to thee

[Aurondarklord]

yo.

ummm...let's see, I'm a role player of many years, I have a plethora of characters I'll be introducing as time and stories permit, I have my home forum linked in my profile if anybody decides they like me enough to want to join any of my already-existing campaigns, and I'm glad to have stumbled onto the place, you guys look like you've got your heads screwed on straight...besides the fact you're apparently in the midst of an admin war.

hope for many enjoyable RP experiences with y'all.

[TiChei]

I wouldn't really call it a war, it's more a take over with some shouts of defiance and maybe a little fight later, but regardless I bid you welcome. I'm sure someone might be able to find you a canned greeting of some kind, unless those have gone since the EC more or less took over...well still, I wish you many happy adventures here.

[Aurondarklord]

well, I'm not really prone to take something that calls itself "the evil council" very seriously from an OOC perspective. either way though, this coup stands to be funny.

[Netdroid9]

Welcome! Just because we're having a bit of trouble with the higher-ups doesn't mean we have to skip the formalities, what-what! You get your standard welcome basket with:

A half-off lobotomy coupon,
A giant '#2' finger,
'Three shakes of a Lamb's Tale', the best-selling autobiography by our resident celebrity, the Partially-Desecrated Goat,
A map, so you don't get lost. Or so you get lost easier, I forget.
A broken compass,
A Banna, to distract the horrible Battlemonkey Hourde,
And, last but not least, a free pot of fresh Invisible Wall Slime, now with twice the added ooze.

Don't eat the Egg Salad, place your sanity in the skull-shaped basket (and watch your fingers, I think I heard noises in there last night) and feel free to join the ever-lasting disco party that we call Blackstar.

(('The Evil Council' is a group of roleplayers that have been around for a pretty long time, aiming to spread insanity to every corner of the universe. They're pretty harmless, really, just avoid their cave on Fun Friday. A better description is avaliable here: http://creatures.wikia.com/wiki/The_Evil_Council))

[Aurondarklord]

you remind me of a forumite I once RPed with named Phulishone. that's a compliment, by the way, he was jester extraordinare and God of Sandwiches.

[Bog]

If their wiki be up to date, that would be their monkey sensei, who teaches people how to RP on the funny side.

If their wiki is up to date, again.

[Netdroid9]

Ay, 'tis truer than the loyalty of a magic pudding, in more ways than one.

God of Sandwiches, eh? Sounds much funner than most of the gods we've got 'round here, no offense intended. Could be an interesting twist in the tale of Net, eh? Drops all his spiritual responsibilities and becomes Blackstar's finest chef... Then again, I daren't imagine what I'd use for ingredients, considering everything from the plaster on the walls to the latest oddities by our Mantis belts can kill you five times before you hit the ground and then still have time to call home for a cup of tea and some savory biscuits.

[Swix]

Aurordarklord huh? Welcome, Harry Potter fan by any chance? . I look forward to seeing you RP

[Macia Paladin]

Actually, he's named his personal avatar "Auron, the God of War". At one time, Auron had gone "evil", if I am not mistaken, hence his title "The Dark Lord". No relation to Lord Voldemort. (or rather, he-whose-name-we-dare-not-speak.)

[Swix]

Ah, fair enough. Must just have been me then ^_^