[Store] Memiors of a Psycho

[LordPsycho]

Store description:The Spirit of Insanity lead many an exciting Adventures that eventually lead to his freedom as a God. Now you all can benefit from these adventures with rare items, forbidden charms, and advanced Technology....but only for a steep price.

Currency Accepted: Gerbils

Inventory:

Item #1:
Name: The Sanity Blade
Classification: Special Item
Description: A powerful weapon crafted by The Sensei's own hands in the Great Forum Wars, it is rumored that at a mere touch this relic can turn even the most outrageous and insane of objects into sane and mundane things. However, it is so powerful that only He can touch it without being affected by it's awesome power.
Price: 10000 Gerbils

(Yeah, your not getting that baby...but don't worry, I have plans...great plans...)

Item #2:
Name: Emergency Warp Portal Generator
Classification:RP Item
Description: To the untrained eye, it looks like an ordinary crystal. But give it a squeeze when your in a tight spot,and it forms your portal to the safety of the Psychotopian city. One time use.
Price:3 Gerbils
Stock Requested: 50

Item #3:
Name:Charm of Turncoat
Classification: RP Item
Description: Apply this charm to your enemy, and he will suffer dillusions causing him to attack his allys. But be careful, the affects are temporary. Last 3-5 Posts.
Price:5 Gerbils
Stock Requested: 30
Usable Item
Hit: As the charm activates itself on %T, %T forgets his allegiances and begins to fight on your side.
Miss: The charm makes contact with %T, but floats down to the ground with no affect.
Break: <no text>
Probability Hit: 85%
Probability Break: 100%

Item #4:
Name: Charm of Amnesia
Classification: RP Item
Description: Apply this charm to your enemy, and he'll forget everything about who he is, where he is, or what he was doing. However, this charm is temporary, so it would do you good to dispose of him while he's forgetful. Last 3-5 Posts
Price: 5 Gerbils
Stock Requested: 30
Hit: As the charm activates itself on %T, %T forgets everything, and stumbles around in a hazy stupor..
Miss: The charm makes contact with %T, but floats down to the ground with no affect.
Break: <no text>
Probability Hit: 85%
Probability Break: 100%

Item #5:
Name: Charm of Sanity
Classification: RP Item
Description: Finally, the power of the Sanity Blade for the masses! Apply this to anything, and watch it become a more mundane form of itself. Careful though, unlike the Sanity Blade, it's affects are temporary. Last 5-7 Posts.
Price: 10 Gerbils
Stock Requested: 50
Hit: As the charm activates itself on %T, %T then in turn walks off to find a temp job as an accountant..
Miss: The charm makes contact with %T, but floats down to the ground with no affect.
Break: <no text>
Probability Hit: 85%
Probability Break: 100%

Item #6
Name: Random Battlecry
Classification: Service
Description:Ever wish you can have a random and bone chilling battlecry, like The Tick? Well Now you can! Use this Item, and the God of Insanity will be your muse for your new BattleCry!
Price: 1 Gerbil

[LordPsycho]

Even DP is not above the rule of law. I will want everything BUT the emergency warp portal generator...that is public domain (if you can figure out how to make it)

[LordPsycho]

to take advantage of the new usable item system, I've updated my store with the usable items

[LordPsycho]

RESTOCK SENSATION!

After a business arrangement, I've suddenly found myself with a whole bunch of random items to sell off! AND NOW YOU GET TO JOIN IN THE SAVINGS! EVERYTHING GUARENTEED TO BE BELOW WHAT YOU CAN GET IT FROM THE SYNTH SHOPS AT!*

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These do not include any items made with pocky. Those are the exclusive rights of DP.