Valley Of The Sausages

[addman]

It was just another day in Dojo Land. Mutant Pelicans were terrorising the locals of Psychotopia, strange screams could be heard from the Corrupted Cave, and the upcoming Pocky shortage had been declared a national emergency.

Suddenly, a violent earthquake shook the whole land, making many of the old ladies in Psychotopia very vocal. Whilst people were picking up their smashed vases and pets from wells, suddenly, a psychotopian scientist called every adventurer in the Dojo using various types of communication equipment.

"Everyone! Using my Whizzbangers, togglamajiggers and various other useful scientific tools, I have discovered that the earthquake has been triggered by a very abnormal natural disaster. It would appear that the landscape in the unexplored South has collapsed, revealing a Valley Of Sausages! We believe these to be the most succulent sausages ever and we would very much like some brave folks to go and search the area, tell us what you find there".

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*Addman peered over the cliff and down towards the newly formed Valley Of The Sausages. They were arranged in a very complex formation, and they came in all different shapes and sizes. It appeared as though there would be a vast and complicated network of tunnels to explore, and who knew how far it went underground.*

Humph couldn't have been a valley of cookies now could it?

*Nevertheless, he began to climb down the cliff face towards the meaty maze below. If there was any treasure, he'd be the first to snag it*