Happy birthday VW!

[Panther385]

Whoo! You're now of legal drinking age in America, VW! Enjoy this Mutant Chicken! 8D

[Blackstar Foundation]

As Panther moves to throw the Mutant Chicken at VW, it turns on Panther and savagely attacks, pecking and clawing! Feathers ruffled, the Mutant Chicken squawks and takes off running, a mean glint in its beady red eyes.

[Jent]

*A sparkly green gate way opens behind VW. With a hardman norn walking out of it clutching a dull grey suitcase in both arms. Before the warp portal closes, the mutant chicken dashes through it. Loud crashes and shattering glass can be heard as the rip in space seals. The norn sighs because of this.*

Another mess I have to clean up again.

*The norn shoots an angry glare at Panther for releasing her grip on the mutant chicken. After ten seconds of glaring, he remembers what he came here to do and turns to face VW in a more mature fashion.*

Happy Birthday VW. I brought something you may like.

*He holds the suitcase above his chest. Gripping tightly on the handle, four metal legs sprout from the bottom corners of it and sink in the ground. A thin needle spikes out of the top with a horizontal rectangular flat panel that unfolded from the tip. He puts his face close to it and exhales. A emotionless voice emitted from the panel.*

Greetings Trace.

*The needle sinks back into the suitcase along with the panel. Trace opens the suitcase and pulls out a small bottle, it held a strange liquid inside.*

This contains a copy of my genome. So far, I haven't been able to crack all of its secrets. When coming too close. An explosion occurs. Though you maybe able to break it down.

*Trace drops the bottle in VW's hands. He reaches back into the box and gives her a few more bottles.*

A couple other genomes of animals that you may not have yet found. Enjoy.

[Embri]

Whoohoo! Another birthday! *gets out party gear*

I'd sing, but you don't want to hear my rusty old voice, so this'll have to do...

*sigh* I swear, I've broken every single one of those.... *makes a note to produce fire proof party blowers next year* Hm... I daresay I spot a flaw in the Mutant Chicken! Oh Noes! *goes to fix* There, much better.

[Blackstar Foundation]

Embri uses the Party Blower on VW, but misses completely and has to settle for tickling the empty air. Oh no! The Party Blower has exploded. Maybe a bit less hot air next time...

[Netdroid9]

Happy birthday VW!

[Blackstar Foundation]

Net pulls the pin of the Fragmentation Grenade and lobs it at VW's worst enemy. The grenade explodes into a rain of shrapnel. The unlucky victim caught in the blast radius of the grenade gets peppered with bits of metal and a deafening blast.

[addman]

Happy birthday VW! Hope you do frequent this forum again soon.

[Blackstar Foundation]

Addman blows the Orange Party Horn with enthusiasm, which clucks evily with the sound of an enraged Mutant Chicken!

[Leporidae]

Happy B-day VW! Have this little e-Birthday Cake! Ah, technology these days.

[Blackstar Foundation]

Leporidae presents Everyone with a Birthday Cake! Everyone makes a wish and blows out the candle. You both devour slices of the fluffy sweet cake. There is nothing left of the Birthday Cake but crumbs.

[Swix]

Yes, Happy Birthday VW!

[Blackstar Foundation]

Swix blows the Yellow Party Horn with enthusiasm, which Mooos several times with the sound of a bellowing Radioactive Moo Cow!

[Goron40]

Is it just me, or are we throwing birthday parties for inactive members just as an excuse to use our items?

[Embri]

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PARTYYYYY TIMEEEEEE!