Happy birthday to...

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:30 am Post subject: Happy birthday to...

Shine!

*Emily drags in a cake on one of those weird metal wheely trollys.*

Emily: A large, diamond shaped cake with white chocolate iceing and a vannila ice-cream center. Enjoy.

Um, yeah, you better enjoy it before everybody else gets here and eats it.

alakin1 · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:42 am Post subject:

*Steals a part of the cake and eats it* Mmm...tasty. Anyway merry birthday Shine! Here, have this patented bottle of finest Chicken whisky.

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:58 am Post subject:

*Hits Alakin over the head with a spade*

No stealing the cake! Evil or Very Mad

Or next time I burn you.

Chronos · Green Fox Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 641

Chronos: Can't say I really know you, Shine. But happy birthday anyway!!
Somefreakoverthere: *Glares at everyone brandishing a spade*
Chronos: Oh, don't worry, I'm on a diet!
Alakin: Freak *goes back to licking his lips*
Chronos: (whispers to alakin) I'm not actually on a diet, just luring people into a false sense of security.
Somefreakoverthere: *pegs Chronos with a burning spade*

Well, I tried Rolling Eyes

alakin1 · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:44 am Post subject:

False sense of security eh? What a good idea. *Cowers* I'm sorry! I'm sorry! No I'm not *attempts to steal more cake using a cake stealer*

Shine · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:09 am Post subject:

Whiteoak and Obed come through the door. Obed sees the cake:

"Ohh cake, he'll love the cake, let me try a piece and check it out."

he takes a piece, and says, "yup, he will LOVE that!!"

Sanders comes through the door, with a nother rolley cart with a couple of large chaffing dishes on it.

lifting off the cover of one, he announces
"Ham, with pineapple garnish," and lilfting off the other, "Shrimps with coctail sauce on the side."

"Dig in everyone, the big guy will be here shortly and he wants you to enjoy it."

Chronos · Green Fox Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 641

Chronos: Diet's off!
Alakin: Woooo! Get outta the way!
Chronos: *Stampedes toward the Ham*
Alakin: *Trips Chronos and gets to everything first*

Shine · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject:

The door opens and a human walks in pushing another tray. He is middle aged, slight heavy with salt and pepper hair and a goatee beard to match,

"Hi all, I'm so glad you folks threw this party. I brought party favors for all, these are bags of magic "FlashBang Grenades" You can use them in RPs and everone who posts here today gets a bag. Five grenades each,. The make BIG noise and light, and render anyone within 15 feet temporarily unconscious for two posts. Also at the bottom of the bag, is a Orb of Healing, it will cure any illness or heal up any mortal wound if used befor death, (one time use). I hope you can use them.

It is sooo wierd to see you guys come to life, you're not quite like I imagined you, This is really neat!!"

Shine goes over to the cake and takes a big piece, and starts to eat it;

"Thhish weeweey nelishiish!"

Whiteoak says aside to Sanders:
"He would really come off more respectable if he wouldn't talk with his mouth full."

alakin1 · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:50 pm Post subject:

Alakin: *Starts eating food*
Chronos: *Get's up* That was an evil trick.
Alakin: What was?
Chronos: Tripping me up to get to the food.
Alakin: Oh that...well I mistook you for a beetle.
Chronos: A beetle?
Alakin: Yup, a beetle.
Chronos: I don't even look like a beetle!
Alakin: *forces Chronos into a beetle costume* Look at yourself into the mirror, and then look at a beetle, trust me, you do. *continues eating* Mmm...thish ish delishiush!

Chronos · Green Fox Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 641

Chronos: Omg! I do look like a beetle!
Alakin: Told you.
Chronos: Does that mean I can't have any food?
Alakin: Well, do beetles eat shrimp, cake, and ham?
Chronos: *goes to find a rotted out log*

alakin1 · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:01 pm Post subject:

Alakin: Yes! My not-so diabolical plan worked! *Waves at Chronos* That's right you leave the food alone. Send us a postcard!
Chronos: Hmm...which rotted out log is better? Wait a second! *Stares suspiciously at Alakin* What if this is a not-so diabolical plan to get me to leave so he gets more food? I'll thrawt his plan by eating all the food! But...he said it himself, beetles don't eat that kind of food... But if I leave the food to him then his lpan will have worked! But beetles don't eat tat kind of food...ARGHH....my head!! *Suffers from severe migraines brought on by over-thinking.*

Chronos · Green Fox Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 641

Chronos: *eats wood*
Alakin: hehehe.
Chronos: Hey, this tastes pretty good! *gives somefreakoverthere a beetle costume*
Somefreakoverthere: *eats wood* Hey, this is fantastic!
Alakin: *looks* hmm... can I have some?
Chronos: Are you a beetle?
Alakin: TRICKERY!! AAARGH!

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:18 pm Post subject:

*looks at the beetle costume, sts it on fire and eats it*

Chronos: And the point of that was?...
SFOT: I'm a pyromaniac who doesn't like using matchs. I'm also dead. What else am I meant to do with a beetle costume? Wear it?
Alakin: Yes...
Sfot: No, stupid! *Hits him again wth the flaming spade before she eat more wood.*
Chronos: Rock on, beetle!
Sfot:Cheers!

(In short: My first ego script O_O)

Chronos · Green Fox Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 641

Chronos: Omg, your first ego script?!
Sfot: Yep *shuffles awkwardly*
Chronos: Better than my first.
Alakin: *steals wood*
Chronos+Sfot: HEY!

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:50 pm Post subject:

Sfot: Gie it back.
Alakin: No.
Sfot:....*bites the wood, and takes off Alakin's thumb by accident.*
Chronos: Nice aiming...
Sfot: Thanks! *swallows*
Alakin:*Drops the wood and faints*
Chronos+Sfot: Weakling....