My name is Zukoron. This is a name you will love, hate, fear

HisLordship · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:04 pm Post subject:

Yes, this original topic was on Zukoron's arrival and his fearsome presence. Raven's greeting (lust-arrows) caused a little in-topic RP, which soon deviated into this current trend of wackiness.

"Personally," said the Owl, "I find such non-sequiter mannerisms rather a nuisance. So much more could be accomplished if we all could -" One of Raven's arrows skewered the Owl neatly through the thorax. His eyes rolled for a moment as the transmutation occurred. The bird' s body convulsed and his eyelids tore open. His pinkish red pupils latched onto Raven with satyriac glee. "Hello, lovely!"

Raven's vampiric flirtation with Zukoron sent jealousy riveting through the bird's lean feathered body; Zukoron's subsequent binding and fondling irked him even more greatly.
"Pass on the lass, she's got too much class for such an ass!"
The Owl's down unfixed itself into comedically screwball expression of ire. Hooting and flapping in an uncharacteristically maddened manner, it seemed to the non-lusted witnesses that by perhaps a Psychotopia's park rangers ought to be phoned in before the crazed bird did unpleasant things to the local ecosystem.

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Maraha · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:19 pm Post subject:

"Oomph! Hey!" Maraha shouted as she was tackled to the ground. She growled angrily at him as she tried to shove him off of her. "I can shapeshift into a dragon and gnaw your twisted little head off any time I want too, you know!"

"I wonder what else about you is virgin?"

She froze for a moment, what was he planning on doing? Not her, she hoped, before resuming her punching at her amorous attacker.

( Razz

My my, this is getting interesting. Perhaps a little too interesting, if you get my meaning.)

HisLordship · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:44 pm Post subject:

This thread deviates too far into the not-too-Blackstar-friendly zone to warrant its continuation.

Still.... tentacle bondage and naughty power fantasy - with Raven! I'm in! Laughing

*prepares to get censored like an action movie on daytime TV*

Zukoron, I notice that your writing has you say things along the lines of: "
He attempts to wrap Raven up in some tenticals of darkness and would move her to HisLordships side[....]" You use a tense suggesting an action that *might* happen. I realize that you're trying to avoid power-playing, but it might read better to write something like this:

Maraha · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:53 pm Post subject:

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Ah, I couldn't have said it better myself.)

LordPsycho · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:24 pm Post subject:

"I'm afraid that if this thread continues on it's path, Zukoron, that I'll have to lock it. " DP said from a corner. Continuing on, he said, "You've been given your warning, we try to keep things PG-13, if not PG. We must always remember that young children visit this world."

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"Hold it right there you two love birds. Like DP said, nothing above- in name of Norule!"

Quickly snatching out his reversing mirror, Trace transforms and reflects Raven's love arrow into an anti-love arrow right back at her.* "*Sighing in relief* That was too close for comfort. Now where was I.. o'yes. Nothing above PG-13 Maraha & Zukoron, but if you are locked on those thoughts. Go lock yourselves in that shack until yours posts return to a PG height. Until then see you next fall." *Out of annoyance, the shack trips on a rock. Falling right next to Maraha and Zukoron.* "Never mind that. See you next spring-*The shack, activating it's metal spring, launching itself to an upright position.*-WHY YOU WONT STOP MOVING UNTILL THEY FALL INTO ANOTHER DEMISION!" *Unsheathing his sword in a turmoil of wraith. Trace twists his blade in flurry of swings. Leaving the shack a pitiful pile of rubble. Panting out his remaining wraith, an anime droplet of sweat precipitates on the back of his head.* "Sorry about that, I just found that shack right outside the Underground Bunker. I'm pretty sure there is another-SNAKE!"
*Cringing at the very sight of a such large, terrifying monster. Trace cuddles up in fetal position at in front of Natu's pet.* "S-s-s-snake."

Natu: Why won't you leave them be Trace. Sorry about his intrusion. I'll just take him to his laboratory right now."

*Slinging the terrified carcass across his shoulder, Natu promptly walks off till he starts coughing up a handful blood. Shaking of much of it as possible. He staggers away in agony with his pet slithering after him.*

((Welcome to Blackstar Dojo Zukoron.))

Maraha · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:22 pm Post subject:

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Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:29 am Post subject:

*growls and pulls him off Maraha*

Let that be a warning from me. It's more than most get. No. Hurting. Maraha.

Maraha · Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:32 am Post subject:

Triste: >3>; *Was about ready to do that himself* Hmph, yeah, stay away from the Had Matter, she's bad for your health.

Zukoron · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 124

some one touched me where the sun doesnt shine...Joking XP

Maraha · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:53 pm Post subject:

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Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:42 am Post subject:

....

I touched your shadow?