free black sex video (now known as 'let's bash pablo')

3kul · Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:53 am Post subject:

... So... you're demanding that I give you a masochistic pornographic movie in which a man named Pablo is brutalized? Confused

Fort · Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:37 am Post subject:

Indeed. If it's not too much trouble. Wink

addman · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:21 am Post subject:

So...you mean I spent all night trawling around Soho in a trench coat in the pouring rain, visiting all the sex shops I could find, searching the shelves of depravity for hours upon end, avoiding the disapproving glares from the public to find you that copy of Daisy Does Dallas you so badly wanted, and now it's not good enough?!

Fort · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:29 am Post subject:

*Points finger at Addman.*
It was YOU who wanted Daily Does Dalas! Not me, and don't forget it. I even recorded the conversation in case this happened!
*Fort starts the cassette up.*
Fort: Addman go round all the smutty stores you can find and get me "Daily Does Dalas".
Addman: But-!
Fort: No buts! Go and find it! NOW!
*Cassette tape clicks off.*
Okay...so maybe I was a little wrong...

addman · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:39 am Post subject:

Never mind, I got this sweet copy of Vampire Bikini Girls Suck Paris whilst I was at it. Look, the case has a pop up cover!

Fort · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:47 am Post subject:

*Opens DVD case.*
*Frowns.*
It's a pop-up fake beard and sunglasses!

Netdroid9 · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:32 pm Post subject:

...That's not a beard.

addman · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:09 am Post subject:

((LMAO))

It isn't?

*puts DVD closer to his face*

...It does appear to have a mind of it's own...

GBE · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:42 pm Post subject:

*As Addman is sucked into the bushy centre.....*

"Oh my... It must be, uhm, starved.....?"

((Yes, it's close to the cuff... Razz

))

Kat_05 · Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:55 pm Post subject:

"Nope! It's brain bleach with fur!"

*Watches the brain bleach attack everyone on this topic*

"Take that, commies!"

addman · Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:48 am Post subject:

MY REGIME IS UNDER THREAT!

*addman runs away to sound the doomsday alarm. A thousand communist tanks appear and surround Kat*

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:49 am Post subject:

Oh god, it's the Cold War all over again! But worse: With robots...

Kat_05 · Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:00 pm Post subject:

Muahahahahahhahahaha...

*pulls out plasma cannon and starts blasting commies, before transforming and hiding in a secretly pre-prepared bunker, clawing any commies that come near in half*

"It begins..."