After frequent urgings...

[addman]

Raven: Thanks to my Popularity Calculator I can now successfully calculate just how popular each of you are.
Cloud: Hot dog! Use it on the others!
Raven: Ok, just hold on a second...hmmm...add in the integer, carry the two, divide by the average rainfall in Alaska...ok...here... Addman, apparently you rank higher than anyone else in the room!
Addman: Is that because I'm so funny and smart?
Raven: No...it's because everyone is currently wearing Addman fur, it's the latest fashion!
Addman: That it, gimmie my fur back!

*Net walks in wearing nothing but blue furry underwear*

Addman: On second thoughts, Net can keep his.
Net: Calculate me Raven!
Raven: Alright, here it comes....apparently you're slightly more popular than that lab coat over there.
Net: Haha! In your face lab coat!
Lab Coat: Rest assurred Netdroid9, soon I shall smother you whilst you sleep, and take over your position...
Net: What was that?
Lab Coat: ....
Net: Damn right!
Fort: Alright, now do me Raven.
Raven: You actually have a minus rating.
Fort: But you didn't even use the calculator!
Raven: It doesn't take a genius to work out.
3kul: *gurgles*
Raven: Woah 3kul, you've sent the calculator into over drive!

*calculator explodes*

Raven: Way to go 3kul. Net, didn't you flush him down the toilet?
Net: Yeah, but he got stuck to the rim.
Addman: I'll deal with this, someone fetch me a salt shaker of paprika, a naan bread, and a straw...

[Netdroid9]

[Shaon]

[Raven]

*Raven walks in rather tanned, but with a haunted look in her eyes - followed by a rather pleased looking Net.*

Raven: B-b-back f-f-f-from S-s-spain.
3kul: Oh GODS man! What did you do to her?!
Net: Nothing actually. I only got as far as to pull down my pants, then she began to seizure. Funny how that always happens, eh?
Fort: Oh come on Raven! It can't be that bad, I mean, you didn't mind MINE, and that's bad!
Raven: *Glazed look*
Fort: ... O...kay.
Addman: Here, come on Net. We're all guys here. Well, except Raven. But she's probably seen a lot more then we have of the male body.
Raven: *Glazed look*
Fort: Raven? You're mother's so fat she's going to be buried in a piano case!
Raven: *Glazed look*
3Kul: It's just not the same if she doesn't react...
Net: Wanna see what made her seizure?
Addman: Oh yes please! *Moves closer.* What age are you, Net?
Net: ....

*Addman walks in, half his fur ripped off in streaky lines.*

Addman: Impostor! That's really Michael Jackson in disguise!
Michael Jackson: Awh come on now kids! I'm only having a little fun!
Fort: ... I let you sleep in my bed! You told me it was a torch up there. You lied to me Michael!
Net: Whatever. *Pulls down pants.*
Raven: AHHHHH! *Runs out of the room shrieking.*
Everyone else: OH GOD! *Seizure*
Net: Awh, come on guys. It can't be that bad! *Looks down.* OH GOD! *Seizure*

[Embri]

*blows the PG-13 whistle*

Tone it down, kids. As much fun as you all are, you are straying far too close to the Stuff-Which-Is-Not-In-Good-Taste line... and as everyone knows, Mutant Chickens live on that side... the SWINIGT Line!


( ... why is that disturbingly close to SWING IT... *Sigh* )

If you really must continue, at least take it to the Corrupted Cave, please.

[HisLordship]

Thanks for the warning. I will control myself.

[Netdroid9]

What, can't I watch crazy asian Pokemon-ripoffs on the TV I stuffed down my pants thirty years ago and forgot about until now-Ooup, battle scene. *Seizures*

[Embri]

Surrrrre Net... That's exactly what you were implying... (not)

Hasn't anyone noticed we've scared Frito out of his own greeting thread? What poor hosts be we!

[addman]

If someone did this in my greeting thread, I'd be eternally grateful.

[Fort]

Shame on us all.

*Slaps own wrist*


Addman: You had nothing to do with this.
Fort: LIES! FILTHY HOBBIT LIES!

[Ashen Rain]

Actually, Frito very much enjoys all of the random comments and Ego scripts =p

He's just been somewhat... busy, lately.

*Coughs*

Net: Giggity!
Ashen: Oh, hush you. I meant busy with school and stuff.
Addman: Then why did you cough suggestively?
Ashen: I didn't cough suggestively. I've had a cold lately.
Net: ... No giggity?
Panther: What about this suggistive video tape that I took of you and him without your permission?!
Ashen: ... Give me that. *Put the tape in the VCR*
Net: Wait! We need pop corn!
Raven: Don't start it without me!
Ashen: *Watches the video any way* ... How on earth is this suggestive?
Addman: Well, it's obvious... Panther, you explain it to her. *cough*
Panther: Look at him all purring and fawning over you!
Ashen: Yeah. Because I had gold fish crackers and he felt like being silly, so he pretended to be a cat for like, five minutes so I would give him some crackers.
Panther: Yes! But it's still suggestive!
Ashen: How so?
Raven: You're role playing! That's totally something suggestive!
Ashen: ... We role play all of the time. Specifically on this web site.
Net: Giggity!
Ashen: No Net.
Net:
Swix: *Enters the room randomly and tackles Net in a big hug* My Glomp senses were tingling!
Net: ... *Glares at Ashen, then grins at Swix* giggity...
Raven: But Ashen, role playing is some of the most suggestive stuff out there!
Panther: Yeah!
Addman: Mention it to a nun, and watch her faint!
Ashen: Yes, but we weren't role playing in a naughty way. I'm not even ashamed of this.
Panther: Really?
Ashen: Nope. Not a bit.
Raven: Well, crap... I guess it's not suggestive after all...
Frito: *Enters the room* Hey guys, I'm back an- AGH! ASHEN! Are you giving out our private video tapes again?!
Net: GIGGITY!
Raven: HA!
Panther: Told you so!
Ashen: *Bewildered* But... It's not even any thing bad!
Frito: *Jumps in front of the TV* Move along people! Nothing to see here!
Net: No giggity...
Swix: Glomp senses! *tackles Net*
Net: Giggity...
Panther: I think I'm going to write a fan fic about this...
Raven: I should steal that tape later...
Addman: I should steal that tape from Raven later...

*Everyone leaves the room, and only Ashen and Frito are left*

Frito: Ashen, how could you?
Ashen: But I didn't do anything! that tape wasn't even bad!
Frito: Don't you value our private time?
Ashen: How was that private!? I threw fish crackers at you!
Frito: I can see that you just don't care about us any more. That's it. We're finished!
Ashen: ... With what?! Fish crackers? Not the dreaded fish crackers! Whatever shall we do without them!
Frito: If you wont be serious about this, then I have nothing further to say to you. *leaves the room*
Ashen: ... What the crap? I'm so confused...

*Five minutes later, Frito rushes back into the room and tackles her in a hug, knocking them both behind the couch*

Ashen: What the crap?!
Frito: Oh, I just couldn't stay mad at you, snuggly bunches!
Ashen: ... I think I hit my head on the way down.
Frito: Let's get back together, alright?
Ashen: Yup... I'm bleeding. Quite profoundly.
Frito: Wanna make out?
Ashen: ... Ok.

*Smooching noises are heard*

Embri: That's it! I'm tired of you guys being perverted! *Lights both Ashen and Frito on fire*

Ashen: AUGH!
Frito: PAIN!

Addman: Look! Their burning passion for each other is so beautiful!
Raven: Man, this is HAUGHT!
Panther: You're telling me! Even I'm sweating now!
Net: Giggity! They're on fire!

*Several bad puns later, Frito and Ashen are burnt to a crisp*

Fort: Hehe... Ashen is pretty ashy now, isn't she?
Addman: God, that was terrible.
Fort: What?
Raven: Learn some new jokes man!
Fort: But... It's true!
Panther: Ick. That made me feel sick to my stomach.
Fort: It wasn't that bad, was it?
Net: No giggity for you.
Fort: ... Maaaaaan....

~(If this has been deemed not PG 13 (I tried to keep it that way) let me know, and I'll remove it >>)~

[Embri]

Nah, tis all right. *tries to avoid giggling* So long as Frito doesn't mind this sort of stuff, it's okay. I just don't want any of our new Dojodians frightened off by *ahem* suggestive behavior. It's hard to tell without prior knowledge if they mind that sort of joke or not.

And so long as it's staying humorous.

*trots out Cornie to apply burn ointment to the now crispy couple, with a stiff toothbrush.*

Cornelius: You sure I'm supposed to use this...?
Embri: Definitely. Proceed, with all due haste.
Cornelius: Okay then...

*High volume screaming and one soon-to-be-dead Cornie*

[Cloud]

Maybe I'll attach a beacon to my head to alert everyone when I'm having a joke. The only downside would be I wouldn't ever get to sleep because it would constantly be on.

[Panther385]

Panther: I wish this happened in my Greeting thread... *sigh*

Fort: It did. Don't you remember?
Panther: ...No...
Fort: Luckily, I have this tape in my pocket to show you all the fun everybody had!
Panther: *sticks it in the VCR*

*five minutes later*

Panther: OH GOD! NO MORE! NO MORE KILTS, PLEASE!
Fort: B-But we were just getting to the good part...
Panther: AUGH!

*Raven burst into the room in a white jumper with the ghost-buster logo on the front*

Fort:
Raven: This is not Panther, but an imposter! The real Panther would have died from nosebleedage by now~
Fort:
Panther: *hisses* Darn you, Ghost-busters!
Raven: Who are you really?!
Panther: I am...

*rips off outfit to reveal... 3kul!*

Fort:
Raven: 3kul! You were swallowed by the floor over a page ago!
3kul: ...Why do you think you're called Ghost-busters?
Raven: Oh, yeah. INTO DA CAN WITH YOU, IMPOSTER! *pulls out a thermos can and presses a button on it, opening it to reveal a green warp portal*
3kul: Noooo! Copyright infringement! MY GREATEST WEAKNESS! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Raven: *slaps the cap back on and pulls a shivering blue furry thing from her back pocket* Here's the real Panther.
Panther: Fuzzy... Handcuffs... Mommy... *sucks thumb*
Fort:

[addman]

Ashen: Well, thanks to Panther for using the words "Fuzzy", "Handcuffs" and "You", the censors have deemed us inappropriate for public consumption.
Fort: Dammit, now what are we supposed to do. I had 1001 arousing puns I've never used.
Ashen: Well we've been given an order to either clean up our act...
Fort: NEVAR!
Ashen: ...or do some community service at Mickey Rourke's house.
Fort: I'm all for the Clean Up option!
Addman: Clean...everything will be oh so clean!

*Fort and Addman suddenly begin scrubbing the thread clean with bleach and wire wool*

Ashen: I don't get it, why are Fort and Addman so frightened of Mickey Rourke?
Net: You ever read The Wall in the Unexplored section?
Ashen: No...
Net: Don't. I did, and look how I turned out.
Ashen: Point taken, so I guess we're on clean up duty.
3kul: *gurgles*
Ashen: 3kul, that just doesn't wash anymore. Especially since you've somehow reformed over the course of the last posts, now grab a mop and get to work.

*The whole group begin to clean up the piles of smut which were gathering in the corners*

Raven: This is depressing. Think of all the Yaoi we could be looking at right now.
Panther: I hear that.
Net: Think of all the Giggity's I could be saying right now.
Addman: Think of all the bad pick up lines I could be using on girls right now.
Fort: I think I've found something under this pile of smut...

*Fort moves a piece aside to reveal Cloud*

Cloud: *gasps for air* I'm free! FREE!
Panther: What were you doing under there Cloud? Getting some tips?
Addman: What? Are you accusing dear, sweet Cloud of a misdeed?

*Cloud stands up with a bottle of whiskey in one hand, and a DVD of "Celeb's most raunciest moments".*

Addman: His innocence has been sapped!
Net: The smut must have infested his body.
Cloud: Oh yeah! Giggity, giggity goo!
3kul: Someone stop him, he's lighting a cigar, around Fort's baby!
Fort: Noooo! My baby!

*Fort cradles a large potato with a TV anntena stuck in it*

Fort: You'll stunt his horn growth!
Cloud: I could make a suggestive comment about that, giggity!
Panther: Oh god, that's too dirty!
Raven: Yeah, that's Fort's child you're talking about there.
Net: I kinda like this new Cloud.
Cloud: In what way? GIGGITY!
Net: ...However, jokes against me are always in bad taste.
Net2: How dare you exploit his insecurities!
Net: What, you're sticking up for me?
Net2: No, I just wanted to highlight the fact that you are uncomfortable with your sexuality.
Cloud: Bwahahaha! I am the master of smut!

*Suddenly, twenty tons of smut comes out of Cloud and fills the room.*

Ashen: We'll never clean up now.

*Twenty minutes later, the group are in Mickey Rourke's house doing chores*

Mickey Rourke: I'm so glad you could come, I've been needed some help around here for ages.
Fort: Oh god, there he is!
Addman: What's he going to do to us Fort?

*Addman and Fort run out screaming*

Mickey Rourke: What's wrong with them? Anyone would think I was some sex-crazed maniac who delievers suggestive monolouges and subjects my victims to all forms of disgustingness, anyway, who wants cookies?!
3kul: Me!
Ashen: Me!
Raven: Me!
Panther: Oh Mr. Rourke, you are really spoiling us.
Cloud: Yeah, you're nothing like they made you out to be in that Wall RP, you're a decent guy.
Net: And these Naughty Maid's outfits you're making us wear are simply divine.