The Evil Council - New Rules

3kul · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:43 pm Post subject:

3kul is my name くそいぬさん (I decided not to use the kanji for that just to make it easier for you to read, but if you prefer kanji then I can do that too), and I'm glad to hear that my mucus tastes as bad as it should. If it tasted like candy I'd probably have serious medical problems.

Maraha · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:54 pm Post subject:

addman · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:57 am Post subject:

Dr Tanner · White Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 124

Good idea.

... Send some of them to me for medical experiments.

3kul · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:56 pm Post subject:

Fantastic news fellow EC members, those new items and the new system is up and running - say hello to the Hackstar Foundation!

With this brand new system and new items there must of course be new rules to make sure that this all runs as smoothly as possible:

7. The Hackstar Foundation system and the new items are for EC use only! With the exception of that scumbag Net, all EC members should have access to the new item system and the new items. It's currently untested, so feel free to test it on any and all rebels who give you lip service.

8. If a non-EC member is caught messing around with the Hackstar Foundation system they'll receive a special punishment, most likely dished out by the Hackstar Foundation system.

Special punishment probably doesn't seem like much, but we've got some pretty nasty items in here (I even went to the trouble of updating some older ones - you should see what the bass can do for us Twisted Evil

).

May as well finish up my post with a test run of the new system. Here we go!

Hackstar_Foundation · Evil Council Member Group Account Posts: 9

3kul summons the Kracken to devour some loser rebel. The Kracken tears their body into little pieces as slowly and painfully as possible, then eats the many pieces of some rebel loser like they were skittles or something (taste the rainbow!)

Unsatisfied with this small offering, the Kracken then moves off to search for more rebels to eat. I bet some loser rebel is sorry that they ever crossed the EC now!

Maraha · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:34 pm Post subject:

Dr Tanner · White Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 124

HisLordship · Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:31 am Post subject:

Rule #.... Ah, I forget.

Never let VegetaWorshipper mix drinks for the Owl when there's a plot for power in progress.....

Oy, my head....

Macia Paladin · White Belt Old Friend Starship Ambassador Posts: 16

Wow... so you punish people for paying "lip service", which means that they are agreeing with you, on paper by not offering resistance. If that's the case, I'd hate to see what someone giving you lip would get. You guys really ARE evil!

3kul · Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:48 pm Post subject:

Thanks for making fun of my poor grasp of the English language, it's not my first spoken language so sometimes I make mistakes, okay!? Mad

Just kidding, it is my first spoken language, and that was just a dumb mistake. Fortunately nobody picked up on it until after the Hackstar Plot ended and it no longer mattered or else I would've looked extra stupid. Razz

Macia Paladin · White Belt Old Friend Starship Ambassador Posts: 16

That's me: official Ambassador-at-Large and Grammar Nazi Extraordinaire, at your service. Smile

HisLordship · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:12 am Post subject:

Aren't Grammar Nazis wonderful things?

3kul · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:50 am Post subject:

They sure make it hard for the poor grammar fugitives though Razz

TheBlackSoul · Yellow Belt Old Friend Power Apathy Party Posts: 798

Maybe some could come to TOCAF, one person there really needs spelling/grammar lessons!